I wonder what furry got to posting on the बिना सोचे समझे wall? Jk jk -my frens a furry. I don’t hate ‘em. Just the abusive ones. Those are rl bad. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"If आप think your baby is annoying now, you're living proof that it's only going to get worse. " Wow okay thanks mom पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Oh hey. Officially been here for six years. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I really couldn't sleep last night. Melody kept kicking me and keeping me awake. She's not even born yet and she's already a handful पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's weird how New people arrive, add आप stay for such a short time then leave for no reason. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Found my way back here again, my फ्रेंड्स पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

बिना सोचे समझे fact, I'm actually at a pretty high BMI, but that's just because of my muscle. I'm not even really particularly lean, I'm just a well built person. Also having big नितंब, गधा tits पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Albuu noamm shi graan, Molliyk zenvaas kevvass munda! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just the tip of the iceberg, concerning Martin Garrix memes... :)

Any caption requests? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Update: tried to break it to him gently. He left some of my groups on Messenger. Oh well.

Other people that tolerated him irl, even his boss, told me he was manipulative. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Follow my drawing reference page @art.block.help on instagram
link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm gonna start making Martin Garrix memes. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I really wish my dad and my husband would get along. They try, to their credit, but they have bad blood going back to before me पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Tfw आप had to break it to a clingy online friend.

The guy I'm talking about needs to realize I have और फ्रेंड्स that just him.

Rant's over. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I haven’t slept in forever. Not द्वारा choice though. If I’d got to chose I’d go to sleep and never wake up. I’m very sleep deprived and it’s getting to me. I’ll go put myself to बिस्तर now before I do something stupid. Sometimes it’s good to be so tired that आप have less of a chance of waking up near 4:10 and being hit mental द्वारा life. That way आप can’t even raise a finger पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"They say that I am the sick boy." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Is it weird for me to remember the बिना सोचे समझे thug's name rather than remembering the main villain's name? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Crazy thunderstorm going on here rn. I looove the mood it creates. Makes me want to just relax and draw. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Tell me. Do आप bleed? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Most people on an ego trip don't have anything to pack! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

प्यार is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wrote ur name on the sands...
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart...
i got a दिल ATTACK पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now आप will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Bring back Finish My Sentence Game on the forum! Please it was so cool! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I’m looking for work. Have आप heard any rumors? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD- GO! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My God I just realized 5his is pretty much the only reason I फैन्पॉप पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's here. Hahaha... IT'S FUCKING HERE! Witness, everyone! This is a historical दिन for the whole Meme World. Through the Inspiration provided द्वारा Borse, the newly appointed Retro God and the skills of the Meme God, that is me, a new Miracle has been brought forth.

WE PROUDLY ANNOUNCE TO आप THAT THE GRAND DEBUT OF THE ''FABULOUS PAUL STANLEY MEME'' HAS COME INTO REALIZATION! PRAISE UNTO THIS PHENOMENAL EVENT! THE STARTING POINT OF A BRAND NEW MEME AND MY LATEST MASTERPIECE !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I now pronounce आप husband (Bratz4life ) and wife (NagisaFurukawa-), आप may किस the bride. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

''Everybody loves Boobs... It's a universal language!''

- Kenichiro Takaki !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I let my lesbian फ्रेंड्स paint my nails, do makeup, and do my hair yesterday. I felt so goddamn pretty
My nails have little Ford logos painted on them पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

y ru buying clothes at the सूप store पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Honestly, it is good being the Meme God. Memes are part of Life. Everything आप can imagine has the potential of becoming one. They have been here since Creation, are being made as we speak and will continue to do so for millennia to come. Memes are the Universe itself !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"I think we have two very important missions in life. One is to find out who we really are and the other one is to taste as much of life and experience as much of life as we can" - David Coverdale पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I've been so goddamn depressed here lately, so a couple of फ्रेंड्स are picking me up tomorrow for a girl's night out in Santa Fe. We're going to get some good खाना and probably several books. I know Lucia is going to give me some pep talk about Albert Camus and philosophy, Helin is going to tell me all about how there is stregnth in femininity. I know how it's going to go, but I'm excited still पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Honestly, Im not against liberals या anything, but geesh California is so damn liberal

Like we are having a talk in AP Government cos my teacher asked for people to defend one side या the other

And the whole entire class is solely arguing on why the liberal idea is right, getting offended when people play devils advocate, and saying the other side makes absolutely no sense या whatever

Its like this whole grade of mine is an echo chamber. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Q: ranch work seems hard, how do आप do it? A: द्वारा recognizing that existence is fleeting and nothing आप could ever amount to is और than a gust in a gale, आप learn that your pain and suffering are of no real importance. द्वारा recognizing the sisyphean nature of my lifestyle, I learn to hold on to every scrap of happiness that I can scrape up from my meaninglessness पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why did the बत्तख, बतख पार करना, क्रॉस the road ?
To prove he wasn’t chicken !!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Leave a like या टिप्पणी दे if your ALSO a प्रशंसक of Marshal Mathers (AKA Eminem/Slim Shady) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

What do आप call it when आप and your partner just so happen to have the same kink?

A coincikink पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly!
And be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight!
To be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gas gas gas!
Yeah yeah YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gas gas gas!
And you'll see the big SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Ahhhh... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Did आप just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be और like "entered a mental state of regeneration. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If आप die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If आप can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.^^ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When life gives आप lemons, squirt someone in the eye. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm married to Maru in Stardew Valley, Lydia in Skyrim, Carlos in real life, and blind on fanpop. Wow, I'm a कुदाल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

tbh without फ्रेंड्स
फैन्पॉप is shit पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres
and everything" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

N-NANI? KANSEI DORIFTO?! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Anyone here play Fortnite? My display name is: Felix1990 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"The problem with people who have no vices is generally आप can be pretty sure they're going to have some annoying virtues"

Elizabeth Taylor पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ge ge gegege no ge पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So this old lady who has been antagonizing me since I was a little kid saw me at the ट्रैक्टर, ट्रेक्टर supply co, and she started yelling at me for having a Satanic pentagram on my truck's window. I could have told her to fuck off, but I decided to have a little fun. I used her backwards worldview against her and convinced her that the devil literally made me do it पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have a simple सवाल for आप guys.
link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I like how most of आप answered yes on my last सवाल XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dude... I dont know how many 7+ घंटा drives I can take to visit my विश्वविद्यालय XD Like I went my first one there and then another one back over the past two days and those drives are horrible XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

HAAAAAAAAIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ?
A: Because it’ll be a foot !!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wish to everyone a great दिन पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

What I hate when a great musician passes, I can`t listen to the संगीत same way ever again. It`s bittersweet to listen to. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fill in the blank:

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am ______. The end has come!" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Someone asked me: "what do आप drive that big नितंब, गधा truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the याओइ icons? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks पूर्व पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

im at सूप पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My फ्रेंड्स internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will शामिल होइए me in the internets सुरक्षित return? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though आप are getting a new one! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. आप want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much और fun if आप don't पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock तारा, स्टार already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches मिसाइल strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My overly political brother made a snide टिप्पणी दे to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Digital art is easy and cheating! आप have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb वीडियो and gaming with friends. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

हे guys. I'm sorry about the मतदान earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope आप can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked द्वारा words that aren't words but कविता that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

शामिल होइए my club!
link
Feel free to add anything आप want to it पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's दिया me some perspective that I didn't have before पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

tfw आप are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So, I really only टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे on this दीवार like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of सवालों on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ok officer i get that but like why tho पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Guess who's getting और snow? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

TFW आप order something online and it's not here immediately. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना