Dispatch from the Supreme Fuhrer of the organization formally known as the PFDOT:

we are officially breaking away from the prezidency and forming the Peoples National Department of Transportation, या PNDOT, in recognition of the newly formed PNDOT party. Platform details will be placed in an article. We will be taking strong stances on roads, locomotives, feminism, and race relations. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have another theory: what if you've been living your life to your mid 20's only to find out that you've been asleep and your life was nothing और than a dream when awake to find out that you're actually 8 years old? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have a theory: what if this world is a false reality and our actual bodies are on an alien ship in a long period of stasis and when we die it's just our actual bodies being disconnected from the ship's matrix. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

I hear Zanhar doesn't even like wieners, how can आप trust someone who doesn't like wieners? The zanharchy can't be trusted पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Not setting up the chair अगला time, not setting up the chairs अगला time. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

IT'S EVERYDAY BRO WITH THE BIG SMOKE FLOW ST 2 NUMBER 9'S IN 6 सेकंड्स NEVER DONE BEFORE पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT,

Despite being at war with the zanharchy, we are self respecting and fight fair and will be leaving the roads open to all members of the zanharchy. Keep an eye on your speedometers though, tickets can get expensive पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i am goin 2 play the gay dad game nd ima run off w the rich white one bc thats what i did पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

Interclub highway I-35 is closed due to deliberate attacks from unknown partisans. We have yet to discover who was behind it, but we're going to conveniently blame our political opposition. Shame on you, zanarchists पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have returned from the void with news!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

plot twist i do not have thumbs पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Pun of the week: It wasn't because the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Plot twist: I'm not real, I'm just a very elaborate troll पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

हे there, hope you've all been doing well, as usual, God-willing~ ^__^

Is there something still wrong with Fanpop's सोना system? I पोस्टेड a video on my friend's club and, instead of seeing my 97 सोना increase to 98, I was surprised to see it turn into 99 सोना instead.

Hmmm...? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot in tarnation पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

शामिल होइए the Zanarchy!!!! The Zanarchy is the best nation in the Multiverse!!!! Everyone has a place where they can fit in!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I just प्यार how यूट्यूब is filled with a lot of retards who start fights या insult each other over the most trivial shit ever. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I hate self-advertising just as much as the अगला guy, but for the gamers here, आप might be interested in my newest लेख regarding cheating!

link

And yes, I'm not dead. DEATH LIVES ON! Wait, that doesn't make any sense... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

RA RA RASPUTIN,lover of the Russian Queen,
They put some poison into his wine,
Ra RA RASPUTIN,Russia's greatest प्यार machine,
He drank it all and he कहा "I feel fine". पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

highkey wish i could change my यूज़रनाम but damn its iconic. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

pro tip: marry a mexican and आप will never run out of salsa. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Joy Division > whatever आप listen to
#juststatingfacts #thetruthhurts पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm going ghost! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

this.... this website is still a thing..????? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

happy friendship दिन पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

We played truth या dare and I gave a dare to a friend and told him to call Domino's पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and ask if this is the Krusty Krab. So he did. And the guy that answered कहा 'No. This is the chum bucket'

Best night ever. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I haven't had internet for three weeks...I want to die. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I accidentally spilled dirty oil all over myself and I'm too lazy to wash it off. I'll probably just sit on the सोफ़ा, सोफे and make black jokes all दिन पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My आइकन makes my usual bitchy statements like 10x funnier. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i confess sometimes i read desu like "des-soo" या "day-soo" instead of like "dess" nd its terrible
how dare u weebs insult my languedge like that
u dont see me ruinin any1 else's languedge do u?????? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The prospect of moving out on your own is both really exciting and horribly frightening. I hate being faced with this inevitable fact of life. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That moment when आप get scared द्वारा your own evil laugh... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

शामिल होइए me या else आप will die! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Help me, I'm surrounded द्वारा 8 smokers. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

4x4, duelly, crew cab, 7.3L diesel, no बिस्तर but I wanted to put a flatbed, फ्लैटबेड on it anyway. $15000 dollars. I might just have a new truck. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's my birthday today! Now I can finally buy वोडका, वोदका whenever the hell I want. Yay! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm sure most of y'all saw that one post about my father, right? Well, here's a follow up to that: We've been talking on the phone for almost a week and we seemed to have hit it off. I've learned a lot about him, and he has me. At first, I was skeptical about him, but during our phone call last night, I asked him if it was OK to say I loved him. And he said, "Of course." and then कहा he loved me back. And I wasn't expecting that, and it made me SO happy. I finally have a father now <3 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Nothing quite like cooking sausage and scrambled eggs for a gang of sweaty ranch hands over an open आग and cast iron. It smells so fucking good. We might have extra, let me know if आप want any पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

6:00 in the morning and I'm off to work. Gotta pay for that truck somehow पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I got a Darkrai via Link Trade. It's a beast! XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

In the US, is "cheers" used to be informal version of "thank you"? या have internet people thought that I was offering a fucking टोस्ट in the countless times I've कहा it? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

had a legit conversation with the doctor about having kids and shit. He wants me to quit smoking and massively reduce caffeine intake.

fuck आप doc how am I supposed to do that and keep my emotional turmoil under control. I don't want to spend the money to get a regular therapist, I don't know if i can पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Have a doctor's appointment today, wish me luck पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Yesterday morning (July 27th), I got a call on my iPhone from a number nowhere near my area. As usual, I didn't answer. I was never one to answer बिना सोचे समझे calls. And afterwards, I also received a voicemail. I listened to it, and it stated that there were 4 serious allegations against me. And if I didn't call back, I'd be taken into custody द्वारा the local (Las Angeles) cops. I totally freaked the f**k out, but I didn't call them back.

Has this ever happened to any of y'all? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Please rotate your device."

Could आप just fuck off?! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One of my co workers made fun of me for wanting an f250, thinking I can't reach the pedals. Just because I'm 5'3" doesn't mean I can't have a diesel, motherfucker पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This may be very weird, but sometimes I wish I had a stalker. It would make my life और interesting. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I do not have a senpyu. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm half English half Irish. No wonder I hate myself so damn much पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Im curious if there is anyone here who I didnt know / expect to have watched / liked it...

Who here is a प्रशंसक of the दिखाना Supernatural? Im curious. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That feeling when you're feeling social, but there's no one to talk to. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Relationship ended with Karen Kujo, now Lotte is my waifu पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Hullo, beautiful. Life is purely, perfectly beautiful in this moment. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That happy feeling आप get when you're content just to exist. That anything exists. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

How many bands from my सवाल are from your childhood?

Their all from my childhood.. Except for Korn, who I found about 3 या 4 years ago, I forget how पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Tfw you're hungry but its late and आप can't get to the खाना आप want without waking up your SO anyway.

Also Little Witch Academia is 10/10 do recommend just sayin. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I spent the weekend at my biological parents' house, spent most of my time with my father. And I had a pretty good time, getting to know him and all that. But I can't shake this feeling that he secretly dislikes and/or hates me. I'm sure he notices my social awkwardness, and the fact that I'm a little odd. He doesn't know I'm Autistic and I honestly don't want him to find out. He may reject me if he does, and I'm not sure I can handle rejection from my father. I honestly hope I'm wrong. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The italics are BAAAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I hear if आप play ancient Celtic संगीत on a hurdy gurdy in the woods, आप can summon Zanhar पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I saw a funny glitch in GTA 5.. I always be Mikey at the FIB heist, whenever I do the "old fashioned way" approach, instead of the fireman one.. And I saw Franklin running around in cycles after we cleared te area and finished the download.. I switched to him, couldn't control him.. And after 10 सेकंड्स he finally breached the door.. It was odd to say the least.. Packie McCreary and I just kinda looked at each other पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ok so did any1 get a दीवार post from anonmyx real/fake/semi dude bcause i did but i have not seen any1 else w 1 nd its kind of freaking me out????? its rlly weird i didnt even post at this person until like 2 सेकंड्स ago?? pls tell me some1 else has 1. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

fake पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Well

The सोना has returned पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm just going to say, of the admins ever just completely give up the site and फैन्पॉप goes down for good, I will miss all of आप guys.

Well, not crazedsitcomfan पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I know that we're all upset over the recent"Gold Disappearance "crisis but we should try to look at the bright side,at least this has taught us a very important lesson which is:IF आप HAVE A LOT OF सोना THAN SPEND IT!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप got a tank नितंब, गधा four wheel drive fat like a manatee double wide!~ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप know, I realize admins here are like the conversations deists and religious people have. "There is/was a god, but does he intervene and even care anymore?"

Cause we KNOW the admins exist and existed at some point, but lately, with the lack of things changing, its a सवाल if they are leaving the website to rot या not XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

No gold? I think we're all being punished for booty justice and our awful weeb jokes. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The worst part of working in a factory and having autism: people try to talk to me but everything they say is completely muddled in with the sounds of fans, machines, fork lift, and such and आप can't process what they're saying. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Velvet: Stop fooling around!
Magilou: But I'm serious about my fooling around! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

R.I.P Chester Bennington (lead singer of Linkin Park) thank आप for many years of great music. 🌹🎶 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just took a शावर, शॉवर and now I'm several shades paler. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Eating chicken द्वारा moonlight,
Stealing cars द्वारा daylight,
Always getting into a gang fight,
He is the one named Nigga Moon. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why are there बिना सोचे समझे gifs of butts? What is this chaos?! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The mobile site seems crudely put together. Has anyone else noticed that? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why am I getting on so late again.
No.
I can't go down this path again.
I was doing so well
GUYS I WAS DOING SO WELL
BUT NOW
NOW....
... i cant believe i done this पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Haven't talked to any of आप folks in a while. What's the good news? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Act like a dove, या I'll turn all of आप into froggy-stews!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

(^_^_*_^_*0) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm not sure, but I think my cat is trying to learn how to use the toilet... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just had the best sex in my life this morning. God I प्यार my husband पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My cat and I understand one another on a deep emotional level better than we ever will be understood द्वारा most other living creatures of our own respective species. :I
Cross-species friendships are the best. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wait आप cant smoke weed drink caffine या shoot बंदूकों while pregnant?? holy shit im never sitting on a dick again पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Do any of आप guys ever just really really want to ride a dick? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Does anyone have a good ship name for Lexie and Chance? And Lexie and Anthony? I'm लेखन a book. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

Project beautify the highways is under way. We will be planting trees and banning all cars made between 1980 and 1989.

Due to public decency concerns, we are also banning all Subarus. Fuck u waffles, वेफल्स पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I had to stop द्वारा wholefoods for झींगा, चिंराट today. I dislike walking around stores द्वारा myself, it's scary. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's not about what आप are, it's about who आप are पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

How to reduce crime in two easy steps:
1: Ensure everyone has access to a stable housing and work conditions.
2: quit sending people to jail for victimless crimes like drug possession या prostitution.

How not to reduce crime:
1: punish people for carrying implements of self defense
2: Patronizing an entire race because आप associate them with broken families. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Add about a tablespoon of instant coffee to your oatmeal and thoroughly mix brown sugar to taste. That way आप can have all the kick of coffee mixed in with your breakfast. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

अंतरिक्ष an say ever1 look down
its all in ur mind पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप NOW your obsessed, when आप have check your Ipod, and आप have about 38 songs द्वारा Disturbed all together
They don't have ANY bad songs.. I had to stop there, give myself a break

Even my mom likes them, after hearing Sound of Silence, and realizing how truely talented David Draiman is.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

RIP George A Romero पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Sausage is always best with added sage and a layer of carbon crust on the outside. Served as a side for Belgian waffles, of course. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Going to see the shrink today, he's thinking I might need to be prescribed antidepressants. I'd hate to admit it, but he might be right. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

>Le looks at what dumb नितंब, गधा सवालों फैन्पॉप is asking today
>"How old are you" "are आप alone"
>Shiiiiieeeeeetttt.jpg पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

JOKE OF THE DAY:

(WARNING:IF आप ARE A JUSTIN BEIBER प्रशंसक DON'T READ THIS JOKE)

Q: what do Pinocchio and Justin Beiber have in common ?
A: They want to be real boys पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The HRT city busses are dreadful. It's too bad my car is in the mechanic shop. I'm not sure how some other countries prefer public transportation. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Peppa is a कुतिया, मतलबी पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's the weekend and I'm finally going to fix up my f150s frame. I had to borrow my brother's welder though. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना