Bow down to the Lord of the Dehydrated Polycarbonate Thongs. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

bf: are आप on that damn fanpoop website again
me: these are my ppl they need me i am president पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप know. Kick Souls of Demons out of the picture, replace him with BP returning and बिना सोचे समझे cranks back up.

This is good. This is very good. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

WOMEN OF बिना सोचे समझे CLUB! FROST YOURSELVES! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Where's my pepperoni pizza, Riku? I thought आप climbed up the ladder to visit the flying पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Hut? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Rotten eggs,
Hairy legs.
Red crocks,
Blue frocks.
Smelly fish,
Silver dish.
Constipated frying pan,
Stomach virus can.
Dehydrated thong,
Give me your song.
Dilapidated bronze mat,
Obese brown cat. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

guys आप know what i just realized
i am the first asian president
and the first openly gay president
dudes i am a revolutionary पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I like my current आइकन because I can type the word "butts" and it looks like a 100% done Azula is saying the word "butts" and that makes me happy. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm doing math homework, it's a monday night. I could be re-watching अवतार for the 500th time.

liek if u cri evrytiem. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just think... the person who invented this club would have so much power over all twenty-thousand four-hundred eight of us. But, of course if this individual looked at this statement and कहा that they were in fact the maker of this club, they would need to provide proof. But, the maker of the Twilight Series club would probably have the power over the most people. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i पोस्टेड on the बिना सोचे समझे दीवार and u cannot stop me पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Gossip is overrated. Anyone आप talk about badly या what they done bad to आप to other people,is always gossip. Except talking about good things about them. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Relationship status: Sharing ऐनीमे waifus with my fiancee. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Some things just, some things just make sense
And one of those is आप and I (Hey)
Some things just, some things just make sense
And even after all this time (Hey)
I'm into you, baby, not a दिन goes by
That I'm not into you
I should be over all the butterflies
But I'm into आप (I'm into you)
And baby even on our worst nights
I'm into आप (I'm into you)
Let 'em wonder how we got this far
'Cause I don't really need to wonder at all
Yeah, after all this time
I'm still into you" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I didn't realise this had turned into the कविता club... XD I was never good at that. Guess I may as well try:

Shikais are small
Short, या tall.
Bankais are big,
But I don't wear a wig.
Now I know my कविता sucks,
Please, if आप agree, just give no fucks.
I'm terrible, I know,
Now it's time for me to go. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ALL आप HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

What up? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I learned a new word today; Allodoxaphobia. This is the fear of opinions. Everyone on the internet (especially tumblr) is Allodoxaphobic. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

should i watch sword art online need some opinions plz पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

PAPA! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

YNK पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm all out of प्यार 😢 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

हे what's up people? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

An American Tail > > > > > > > > >> > फ्रोज़न पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fuck आप all, द्वारा the way. sorry. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Here is the original poem:

गुलाब are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

cute, huh? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

गुलाब are red
That much is true
Violets however are purple
Not really blue... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ahem. I shall now perform... a poem.

Blood is red,
Violets are blue.
Why am I here?
To annoy you.
Not in the conventional chain,
I am here to drive आप insane.
Every day, there I am.
I'm everywhere,
But less than a gram.
I have nothing,
Am nothing,
See nothing.
But, nevertheless,
I am anything.
What am I, आप ask?
Look inside.
I am your mind.
That thing inside you
That thinks for you.
I am not here.
I am not real.
I am your own demon. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

गुलाब Are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
Guess What,
I Put A Curse On आप !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*steps up to the mic* *ahem*

This speech is my recital
I think it's very vital
To rock a rhyme
That's right on time
It's tricky is the title
Here we go
It's tricky
To rock a rhyme
To rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's tricky.
It's tricky tr-tr-tricky.

*drops mic* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Well since this is the कविता spot now;

गुलाब are red
Violets are blue
Silence!
I kill you! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm not too good a poetry, but I can give it a whirl.

Ahem....

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ಠ_ಠ ︵ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ︵ (○口○) ︵ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ︵ ( ⧉ ⦣ ⧉ ) ︵ ¯\(º_o)/¯ ︵ (●´⌓`●) ︵ ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Sitting in front of the white glow and seeing the place I had once considered a fun home, I find myself लॉस्ट in the words clustering the screen, yet unlike before, the rising joy does not appear but rather a frosty sigh from what this once beautiful joyous place has now become- a crimson frosty place.

I sit and wonder. Where has the sun gone. The one that warmed this world and gave it life. The one that created laughter द्वारा its very presence. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I had 5 rocks now I only have 3. Riku, I demand that आप give me my rocks back या Imma have to contact president Slim! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*goes from listening to goth संगीत to listening to opera*
ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ I am a very cultured individual. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Everything in existence has a flaw. Not to mention humans, but air, will, and even time. It's natural to have an end if it has a beginning." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Someone.... help me.... I fought a dragon and became one myself... I became one of the demons I sought to destroy! I cannot भालू the fact that if my past self saw me now, I would surely slay my own soul. But I cannot deny my demonic nature! I must go and wreak havoc upon the lands that despise me so! My soul may be tainted, but the taint is indelibly etched into my soul! And my soul is who I am, therefore I am forever the demon! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It seems that the worst of winter is coming. The East Coast is going to get quite a bit of snow this weekend. Stay सुरक्षित this weekend, East Coast dwellers. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Anyone wanna discuss art? I dunno I'm just bored. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

its so fucking hot where i live
wtf happened to winter
it's like it skipped this साल haha पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i'll cut a hole in her stomach, then,will force her intestines out and into her mouth, then, i'l pull her freaking XXX blood-filthy दिल while i rip open her brain at the same time. Then soft white brain XXX will squirt out covering the whole torture room. hmm, what will i do if i'm still not satisfied? tie her up with ropes made of पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Other people: Okay, guys, it's time to have a very serious discussion about world peace and hunger and terrorism and...
Me: *is just thinking about ducks* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

दिन 147
They removed me from my prison cell. I caught the Black Plague a दिन ago. But, after they took me out of prison, they put me in an equally horrifying hospital. They cured me... but cut of 2 of my limbs and put me back in prison. I लॉस्ट all my dignity, and any shred of hope I had managed to cling on to. So, I pretended to eat the food, but slipped it out to the cell अगला to me. I eventually starved my self to death. I am in Hell now... waiting for the एंन्जल्स to take me back to Heaven. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Someone please start a बिना सोचे समझे conversation here!!!! i'm dying of boredom! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Yaaayy. It Finally Snows In Here XD !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This is pure madness what the fuck XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Zeppie what did we do... XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Tomorrow Is A Cursed दिन !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My new name shall now be Fey Ticklebottom. It has been decided. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

any scientific definition of this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSoi4nTESU0 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

zanhar1 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

शामिल होइए my Fairy Tail RPs club if u like the ऐनीमे plz
JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wish my US spell checker would come to terms with the fact that I almost exclusively use UK English and that I am, in fact, spelling "colour" correctly. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I had my very first wrestling competition today. It was soooo fun, and my team got सेकंड place in the tournament! I'm new and suck at it so much, but I प्यार it anyway! :} पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Folk metal Ievan Polkka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a247R3mNs5A पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I feel that people in a ship can't ship their own ship. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Trust me and check this out....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MmCGvG6O0
ऐनीमे IS GOOD! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A group of ISIS just terror my country two days ago... it was terrifying. Many innocent citizen has died. But terrorism will not fade our passion! ISIS has targeted my country long time ago, it appears this is their first strike, but they are messing with the wrong country! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

did आप ever feel like
प्यार was just an island
आप can't survive on प्यार all on your own ♪ ♡ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Am I the only one who doesn't like Ender's Game? =/ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Peace! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That feeling when you're browsing on eBay या वीरांगना, अमेज़न and आप see all this stuff that आप want but you're broke, but it's a teapot that's a बत्तख, बतख and आप need it because आप प्यार ducks and tea, and the company also happened to make a stuffed बत्तख, बतख backpack that you're emotionally attached to, so it has your precious बत्तख, बतख child and it's चाय so आप need it, but you're broke so you're forced to pet the screen aggressively and hope it appears before you.

या is that just me? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

gentle mama
sing a lullaby ,your child cries
rock him in the पालना and tell him lies

for soon enough the danger will call him
to the front lines~

let him revel in his innocense and peaceful dreams
where everything's as beautiful as it seems
his future is a field of फूल
planted with mines !
Oh listen....~
to the mountain's fury,
to the raging wind,
to the ocean, weary
of the poisonin'
when the rains come down

feel the tears of the earth ~ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

First Bowie now Rickman. Wtf is wrong with 2016!? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Let's raise our virtual glasses for Alan Rickman, a man that touched so many with his majesty of performance and commitment to his craft. An amazing human being. Rest easy, Professor :'( पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*sits on floor, watching ऐनीमे an eating ramen, रामन with chopsticks*
Get on my level, weebs. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Me and my brother who is two years older than me take the same math class. So, I take a test, and then he takes the same test in the same day. He had studied for 5 hours straight. I had re-read Miss Peregrine's घर for Peculiar Children. We get the test back a week later. I get a 98%. He gets a 72%. How does that work, आप ask? Well, unlike some people may insist, there are different levels of intelligence. And आप are never on the highest level. Goes for me, too. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

हे बिना सोचे समझे Club, Jared here again with some exciting news! I FINALLY finished my newest list, that being my चोटी, शीर्ष 20 Fictional Characters. आप can find it in this club's लिंक्स page and right here: link

Enjoy guys! ^___^ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Today is my birthday! :) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Knock, knock? Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whoooooooooo else?! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Back to the street, back to the place,
Back to the room where it all began, hey
Back to the room where it all began
'Cause it's nine in the afternoon

Your eyes are the size of the moon
आप could 'cause आप can so आप do
We're feeling so good
Just the way that we do
When it's nine in the afternoon पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I tried changing my पासवर्ड to गोकु on Facebook. कहा it was "too weak". Tried "Saitama", too weak.
*facepalms* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So apparently Myspace is a pretty decent संगीत site now. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

does anyone else hate एस्परैगस, asparagus as much as i do? its so WEIRD so i can guess that some of आप feel the same... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO PUT A TRIGGER WARNING ON ALL THINGS REGARDING ELVIS PRESLEY IT IS IN MY BEST INTEREST THANK आप पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL WHERE WE HAD SIDE BOARDS AROUND OUR डेस्क SO WE COULDN'T LOOK AROUND AND ONE दिन I FARTED AND IT HAD TO BE ONE OF THE LOUDEST FARTS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. IT WAS SO LOUD EVERYONE (AND I MEAN EVERYONE) LOOKED AROUND TO SEE WHO DID IT AND I JUST LEANED BACK INTO MY DESK.... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

UPDATE: IT SNOWED!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My आइकन is far superior to your icon, which is inferior to my icon. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I do self harm. I like taking big bottles of habanero sauce and soaking my खाना in it. That counts, right? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

THE HELL IS MY SNOW?!
It's January and it hasn't snowed yet.
If it doesn't snow द्वारा the 26th, I'm suing mother nature. या moving to Alaska. Either one. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Can anyone remember me? I was called RnBStar13 but deleted that account I haven't been on here in years does anyone remember me? या has all the old people left? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Sometimes I wonder why singers sing, but hammers don't ham. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ONE TIME I WAS SELLING BBQ TICKETS FOR MY SCHOOL, SO I GO INTO THIS STORE WHERE THIS HISPANIC LOOKING GUY IS AND HE WAS ON THE PHONE SO I WAITED AND WHEN HE FINALLY GOT OFF THE PHONE, HE MUMBLED SOMETHING TO ME AND I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND SO I कहा "I'm sorry. I don't speak Spanish" AND HE WAS LIKE "I'm not speaking Spanish" AND I ALMOST GAVE UP THE GHOST RIGHT THERE... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

During the civil war, there were और total Union deaths than there were total Confederate deaths.
But that was because the Confederates General Lee fought pretty well. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Is the person I see in the mirror me, या am I them? या are they neither, because they are a reflection? या is your reflection part of your soul? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One day, a person tapped me on the shoulder. When I turned around, he said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought आप were someone else." I said, "I am." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ok peeps, can any of आप guess what संगीत कार्यक्रम I went to reasontly? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

>Throws a paper airplane into my sisters room.
>Airplane crashes into something.
>"That was an inside job." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

For as long as public schools insist on using physical textbooks rather than electronic ones, they should at least do the students a favor and break each textbook into two या three parts, so kids aren't lugging 50+ lbs of weight around each day, and having to use backpacks almost the size of a hiker's rucksack. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers. A Peck Of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked. If Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Pickled Peppers, Where's The Peck Of Pickled Peppers Peter Piper Picked ? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

*Gives the finger*

Bird. Bird beats all three. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I tripped over my uncle's darn shoes again. This time, I tumbled down the stairs. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Today we found this huge नितंब, गधा मकड़ी in the corner of are संगीत room.
None of us knew what type of मकड़ी it was, i have a picture that i will put up later. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if आप just sit there ~ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

y is my life so sad and tragic?? -blows nose on 100 dollar bills and throws them in th trash- पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

लोल found the perfect song to describe my felon neighbors, who the cops have been called on a lot. the son is a drugger
https://youtu.be/dffOEDDUHo4 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

2006-2016 फैन्पॉप had been here for a decade!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

लोल this person in my class's अजगर just died and i thought he कहा 'monty अजगर died' and i was like, 'NOOOOO MONTY अजगर IS IMMORTAL IN TELEVISED SHOWS!!!!!!!! and everyone was just staring at me XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

is it even possible 2 eat just 1 potato chip पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना