Will आप शामिल होइए the Bubble Eye goldfish club???? PLEASE???? Pretty please with a चेरी one top????? I'm not crazy... I just प्यार myself.... and FISH!!!! :D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

SIKE! That's the wrong numba! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dear Kindergarten Children,
If आप do not like nap time, give it to us! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Another साल begins with a job hunt, I can't even remember what साल I started job-hunting at this rate it'll be time to retire before I get a proper job!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Get Rid Of Those Barnacle On The Slopes आप Barnaclehead! And You'll Find A Naked Sister Of Mine As A Reward! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Look At This Place. I Mean PUH-LEEZE! Would It Kill Them To Lay Down A Few Thrown Rugs? And All This Wasted Space. How Did Those Two Old Fogies Make All This? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If people do mean shit to आप it's because they're jealous of your success. Remember that. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

फैन्पॉप IS CONFUSING ME, ON MY UPDATES, IT SHOWS WHENEVER SOMEONE टिप्पणियाँ ON SOMETHING, SO I CLICKED IT THINK SOMEONE टिप्पणी दे ON MY ANSWER TO A QUESTION, HOLY SHIT< NNO फैन्पॉप BAD, पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Every girl that think she's ugly is always actually the most beautiful girl." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ugh cant up load images..can anyone else? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

BOOMBOOMPOWSHINEBRIGHTLIKEADIAMONDLETSMAKETHEMOSTOFTHENIGHTLIKEWEREGONNADIEYOUNGBOOYAHPANCAKESAREYUMMYBTWWHEREAREMYSHOESOOHILIKEBOOTSANDHIGHTOPSANDOTHERCOOLSTUFFLIKETHATSPEAKINGOFWHICHISAWACUTEPAIROFBOOTSWITHSPARKLESONTHEMOHCRAPIJUSTREALIZEDTHATIFORGOTTOBUYJEWELRYFORMYFRIENDSPARTYOHWELLJUSTGIVEAGIFTCARDPEWDIEPIERUNLIKEABOSSWHATTHEFUZZ...

My train of thought. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

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Would आप guys be so kind as to look at my shop? Thanks to all of आप who do. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

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"I'm not like most girls." What?...Are your tits on your head?... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Go To A Mirror, Open Your Mouth, Look At Your Tongue And Do Nothing पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's in water is tasty. So is मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

For रात का खाना I went over to my grandma's house and instead of making स्पघेटी, स्पेगेटी with स्पघेटी, स्पेगेटी sauce she used salsa.

...It was actually pretty good. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My current day.

I was (rudely) woken up द्वारा my mother who was fretting about money. Then she, for no apparent reason, decided to rearrange any and all furniture in our house. Naturally I was the heavy lifter and spent my morning lugging beds and desks and stuff around, only to put it all back because my mom "liked it the way it was better."

I now understand why some people become serial killers. On that note, does anyone know any cool spots to dispose of the body(s)? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Kids in my school = I want a Iphone!!!!

Me = I want a gameboy.................... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

♪ ♫Everybody wants to rule the world♪ ♫ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Me: *Watching anime* "Ugh....it's getting late. I should get to bed. I have a late night tomorrow."

*4 am rolls by.*

Me: "Ah screw it." *Moves on to अगला episode* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I hate my classmates -_-

The teachers are just trying to give us an education and all they're doing is being disrespectful. Because of them we can't learn anything. One even yelled at my Algebra teacher to "f*ck off" and then gave him the finger for telling him to put his phone away.

*sigh* Seriously? Does anyone else here go to a school like this? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Can some one please शामिल होइए my finger monkey club because just look at a finger monkey there sooooooo cute पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I've been rather unhelpful and cold lately, it's rather concerning. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That moment when आप really want to पंच somebody yet आप can't because a teacher is like right अगला to where आप and that person are sitting at. *In head* Damn it. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

WTF :D

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My family is buying a सेकंड house and my mother suggested that I should relocate to the सेकंड house when we buy it because I have no फ्रेंड्स and would not be affected no matter where I lived.

She didn't say it exactly like that, but that's pretty much what she कहा XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ęÿûíōåßłżčñ•₩§»…¿¡` random(: पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm new पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

फैन्पॉप आप old fuck why can't i अपलोड तस्वीरें पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप must be whats left पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

shine bright like a doitsu पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

yes. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

(Me and my फ्रेंड्स at lunch...)
Friend 1: "How do आप pronounce gif" like jff or--"
Friend 2: "Dude Jiff is the best मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन ever!"
Boyfriend of Friend 2: "Nuh uh, Skippy is!"
Friend 1: "No, Jiff is!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy!"
Friend 1 & 2: "JIFF!"
Boyfriend: "Skippy gawdemmit!"
Friend 1 & 2: "Jiff!"
Me: "NUTELLA."
(*everyone applauds me*) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why can't people learn that two is company but three is a crowd. I can't believe that people invite themselves along and then try to change the plans that were made before they were invited!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ya know I find it funny how easy it takes for a person to stop following आप on tumblr. It's like one strike and you're out with them yet sometimes they don't even bother to ask for requests या anything that may benefit them in following someone. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So... If he pauses his videogame from time to time to chat with me... It's a good sign, right? Right????? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

HAY!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

link wtf um oh ok ????? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

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Guys, I just had the most horrible nightmare... :'(

Grand Theft Auto V was out. I bought it for 60 euros, and played it at once.
I started up the game, but as it turned out... It was just an HD-port of GTA: San andreas...

I need some sincere comforting. It was the most horrible dream ever... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

˝So they say, they say in Heaven there's no husbands and wives. And on the दिन that I दिखाना up, they'll be completely out of their forgiveness supplies.

And I cant use the telephone to tell आप that I'm dead and gone, so आप won't know.

आप won't know.˝ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Me: "Ow....cold sore."

Mother: "Stop drinking Coca Cola then. You're having an allergic reaction."

Me: "I can't. It's....It's so goooood."

Mother: "Don't be a baby! If आप keep doing it, it'll get worse and worse and could possibly be dangerous."

Me: *Reaching for Coca Cola.* "If I die. I die with my thirst quenched."

Mother: *Throws out Coke.*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Go To www.fanpop.com/login Then Click Your इनबॉक्स पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I've seen a lot of ceilings in my time... I rate this one... a 3, 3.5. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

School Is A House For MOTHERFUCKERS!
MOTHER Means THE Fucking Teachers
FUCKERS Means THOSE Fucking Teachers Always Fuck Up To Student पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

THE POWER WITHIN पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I now have 69 प्रॉप्स ;) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I rather enjoy बिना सोचे समझे things..... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Hum dee dum dee dum dEEEEEEEEEEE dum पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

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.......................Because पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ऐनीमे people eating टोस्ट और like throw away your earphones पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When I'm Robbing A Diamond With My फ्रेंड्स At 11:08 PM

Me: Find It! Find It! It's Here Somewhere!
My Friend 1: Urgh... I'm Looking! Give Me A Break!
My Friend 2: It's Too DARK! Can't See A Thing!
Me: YES! That's The Thing Called NIGHT! Keep Looking!!
My Friend 1: Wait... I Think Aha! I Found IT!
Me: Finally! Let's Get Out Of Here! Quickly!

Then Someone Crash To The Window

Me: !! What The!!?? Head For The Hiiiillllssss!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

sorry for the lateness! (i'm almost always on DeviantArt)

and happy new year, y'all!!!

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-live while i'm young- पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Every time I read a stupid post I always think of how amazing it would be if फैन्पॉप were to add a dislike button ._. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

dislikng/not enjoying yaoi/yuri =/= homophobic पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

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शामिल होइए the BellDom club, please? :3. It'd mean a lot to me c:. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I noticed something. ALOT of female ऐनीमे प्रशंसकों hate Shonen ऐनीमे characters. (Hinata Hyuga,Nami,Sakura,Ichigo Kurosaki,etc) and alot of them unfairly criticize the ऐनीमे या bash characters ignorantly. Yet the ऐनीमे wasn't even geared towards girls in the first place. Girls and guys can watch any type of ऐनीमे but honestly don't आप think it's funny when alot of dudes hate shoujo and alot of girls hate shonen yet some of them watch it and complain unfairly about it? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Doesn't it irritate आप when people put their usernames as keywords!?

Ugh I just hate it. -.-
It just doesn't seem right it's stupid in my opinion. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My worst fear has become a reality.

I've become allergic to Coca Cola.

On a slightly related note, my सेकंड worst fear is being face to face with a Japanese मकड़ी Crab. *Shiver* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Yeah, I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that आप raid his wardrobe. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*Listens to sad music*
.....
*Makes sad picture to go with it*

*Listens to painful music*
.....
*Reads painful fanfic to go with it*

*Listens to angry music*
.....
*Grumpy for the rest of the day*

This is 100% me. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

❤♫❤♫❤.•*¨`*•..¸♥☼♥ ¸.•*¨`*•.♫❤♫❤♫❤
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❤♫❤♫❤.•*¨`*•..¸♥☼♥ ¸.•*¨`*•. ♫❤♫❤♫❤

Happy New Year, guys!!!!!<333 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

one दिन i'll have a magical new years midnight i hope पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

akemashite omedetou, losers पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy New Years!~ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

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Ｈａｐｐｙ Ｎｅｗ Ｙｅａｒ !
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╚══╩╝╚╝╚╩╩╩═╝╚═════╝ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D

BONNE ANNÉE!!! :D

FELIZ ANO NUEVO!!! :D

AKEMASHITE OMEDETÔ GOZAIMASU!!! :D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy new साल guys. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Me and my family were having New Years Eve dinner.
My sister asks me, "Here do आप want to हटाइए over to the other table?" She moves the short तालिका, टेबल I'm sitting at and one of the sides suddenly collapses and everything falls to the ground and about 5 china plates break.
We're all trying to clean it up while laughing and suddenly our friend visiting from Australia walks in, he just walks द्वारा and is all like, "Strange Americans..." XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

YES tatsudoshi add me on psn पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My mother and my brother have pretty much the same driving ability.

My mother because she can't see the road.
My brother because he ignores it completely.

(P.S Do not पंच stone walls. Your hand will lose. I learned that the hard way.) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wonder....

Cop: "Where were आप between the hours of 6 and 7?"

Me: "I was at home."

Cop: "Can anyone कन्फर्म that?"

Me: "you can. I just told आप about it."

Cop: "This guy can't have done it. He's a total moron." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My sister has a horrible case of खाना poisoning >.< I'm so glad i didn't feel like eating yesterday या else i probably would be miserable like her right now o.o पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

tomorrow (new years) is another दिन just like any other day. It won't even feel like the साल changed. It's nothing special just another दिन leading us closer to the end of our life :P पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy new साल all आप drunk and complete strangers पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy new साल veryone पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface,
Consuming/Confusing,
This lack of self control I fear is never ending,
Controlling/ I can't seem

To find myself again, my walls are closing in
I've felt this way before,
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Linkin Park - Crawling पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

@^_^@ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

if आप are pro-anorexia and encourage people to BE anorexic youre stupid and everyone else hates आप goodbye पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Hello, Randomers. ^-^ I haven't been online in a while due to क्रिस्मस vacation and now a New Years Vacation. >.<

But while I finally got online, I just came to say Happy New Years to आप all. ^-^ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

please keep voting to decide!
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Sexting! It's how phones are born! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

randomness is awesome ;) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Find light in the beautiful sea
I choose to be happy
आप and I, आप and I
We’re like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we’d become one right away
Oh, right away
At first sight I left the energy of sun rays
I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight आप and I
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky
Eye to eye, so alive
We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If I could, then I would
I'll go wherever आप will go!
Way up high, या down low
I'll go w herever आप will go! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When I Meet Slender Man

Me: हे Slender Man!
Slender Man: Yeah?
Me: Do आप Have Wife?
Slender Man: Hahaha!! HELL!! YES!
Me: Your Wife Name Must Be Slender Girl Right?
Slender Man: Yes That's Right How Did आप Know
Me: आप Have A Child Called Slender Boy And Slender Sister!
Slender Man: That's Right! How Did आप Know?!
Me: I'm Spying आप All The Time
Slender Man: लोल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wanna travel into the future?

No problem! All you'll need is a plane ticket to Japan.... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

same here dude पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That man is about as innocent as Hugh Hefner. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Smoking..... Drinking.... Drugs पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm Batman!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

omfg 10 hours man!

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yay~

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you~~~~~~~~
There's nothing that a hundred men या और could ever do.....~~~~~~~~ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam
Bronze skin and cinnamon tans, whoa-o-oh!
This ain't nothin' but a Summer Jam!
We're gonna party as much as we can! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Scooter! Back in the house! Yeah....
Get off your shirts, and wait for further instructions!
Starting the microphone business, I've got ONE message for the अगला decade:
MOVE... YOUR... ASS! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

mom: honey take a break आप look exhausted
me: mom please just one और hour....

12 hours later what the fuck what दिन is it? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

who else has a sensitive आग alarm? MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am your leader. (If आप are a प्रशंसक of strat fire) "NOW I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS I CAN KILL MYSELF या ANNYONE WHO HAS HERD OF BOWSER FROM MARIO!" 5 hours later.... What the F*** was i thinki....WTF I DO HAVE F***ING SUPER POWERS THAT are quite magical...WTF?! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना