I do think that आप probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add और to the सूची when I find और sites I think आप should probably avoid. So if anyone sends आप लिंक्स to the following sites, आप have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad द्वारा the name of the यू. आर्. एल but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS आप ARE A SICKO I ADVISE आप NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated द्वारा you. I was so एनचांटेड द्वारा your beauty that I ran into that दीवार over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime आप passed by, just so I could stare at आप a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. एंजल Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying या you'll get some action faster than a pit सांड, बैल on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all आप want even if she is the kind who will out chug आप in बीयर, बियर and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names आप never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth या dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth या dare questions, which will help आप to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream आप have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality या feature आप would like to change about yourself?
Do आप have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend या boyfriend's friend?
Do आप think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
1. Unplug the refrigerator. 2. Turn the ओवन on. 3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.) 4. Hide the remote. 5. Hide the television. 6. Hide the pets. 7. Change the answering machine message. 8. Turn off the answering machine. 9. Change the speed dial numbers. 10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier. 11. Add...
Here are my सूची of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let आप know now i got alot of these from the यूट्यूब channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything या eating anything आप might spit it या something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the झाड़ू late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the खाड़ी, बे they'd be bagels.