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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; आप answer सवालों such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; आप get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can आप get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are शिशु ugly at first?
CANADA24; आप try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; आप take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


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आप are sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with आप for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny आप say back. Are आप ready to watch the movie आप ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are आप ok?" आप ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) आप are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly आप are Gold. आप hold his chest as आप are pushing him was y and say " आप watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I प्यार you."...
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#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: आप EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, आप LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can आप tell...
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Lefty requested this article. If आप haven't seen all of the फिल्में in question. I'll let it be known there's going to be spoilers. Most of the फिल्में I am going to be talking about are older however.

There's times despite enjoying the multitude of possibilities recreating the wheel can offer. I prefer people go back to basics या draw up another idea to better fit the project. या quite frankly copy the same idea.

Example: In Dark Phoenix: When the X-men were carrying out their mission.. why was it necessary to have cyclops use some sort of beam focuser (Or whatever it was) to stop the rocket...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
How is it going, everyone. Welcome back to Watching Outside Your Xbox Window While आप Rant at Night. I’m your host, TatsMojo, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the strangest video games that आप have never heard of. Number 10: Katamari Damacy. This strange little gem was made on the weird side of the world, Japan. You’ve probably never heard of this (What the fuck am I doing?)
In all seriousness, when I hear about these weird games and the whole, “What were these developers doing? Snorting LSD and drinking PSP and doing funny weed?” is a mindset that just screams that आप really...
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I do think that आप probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add और to the सूची when I find और sites I think आप should probably avoid. So if anyone sends आप लिंक्स to the following sites, आप have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad द्वारा the name of the यू. आर्. एल but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS आप ARE A SICKO I ADVISE आप NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as आप are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let आप see us cry, unless we want आप to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if आप are interested. But we will later deny it या make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot या sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for आप (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if आप don't like what we wear...
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are आप busy?" या "Are आप doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated द्वारा you.
I was so एनचांटेड द्वारा your beauty that I ran into that दीवार over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime आप passed by, just so I could stare at आप a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. एंजल Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying या you'll get some action faster than a pit सांड, बैल on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all आप want even if she is the kind who will out chug आप in बीयर, बियर and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names आप never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth या dare Questions

Truth या dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth या dare questions, which will help आप to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream आप have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality या feature आप would like to change about yourself?

Do आप have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend या boyfriend's friend?

Do आप think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys प्यार flirts.
3. A guy can like आप for a minute, and then forget आप afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are आप doing something?" या "Have आप eaten already?" are the first usual सवालों a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
1. I प्यार the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I प्यार the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I प्यार the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I प्यार the way आप look at me.

5. I प्यार how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I प्यार the way I can’t imagine a दिन without आप in my life.

7. I प्यार the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I प्यार the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I प्यार the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I प्यार how I know you’ll always be there when I need आप to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do आप have a crush on?

If आप had to तारीख, दिनांक anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity आप would want to make out with

Name five people आप hate and why आप hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have आप ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If आप did, what did आप do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have आप ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have आप had your first kiss, if आप have, were was it and who was it with?

Have आप ever seen a parent naked?

Have आप ever seen जानवर reproducing?

Have आप stalked anyone,...
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1. Go outside, and if आप see someone, take the बिना सोचे समझे person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic चुंबन scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger सीट of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why कुत्ता only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to गाना in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1- eye contact , if आप notice him staring a lot at आप ..like और than 5 times in the same दिन .(unless आप got a stain on your shirt)
2- if आप and him were in the same area , he would be with आप in every where आप walk to ( like a party या a संगीत कार्यक्रम ..etc)
3- he would sit अगला to आप in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream या laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to आप hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if आप drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with आप guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your सवालों to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When आप walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a कूलर that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up सूची is on my डेस्क for the part आप would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up सूची on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, या to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get आप in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly द्वारा giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the अगला family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - आप may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin टोपी and feed him grapes when...
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