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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a बिना सोचे समझे magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract आप as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) आप just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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I do think that आप probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add और to the सूची when I find और sites I think आप should probably avoid. So if anyone sends आप लिंक्स to the following sites, आप have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad द्वारा the name of the यू. आर्. एल but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS आप ARE A SICKO I ADVISE आप NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as आप are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let आप see us cry, unless we want आप to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if आप are interested. But we will later deny it या make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot या sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for आप (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if आप don't like what we wear...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated द्वारा you.
I was so एनचांटेड द्वारा your beauty that I ran into that दीवार over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime आप passed by, just so I could stare at आप a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. एंजल Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying या you'll get some action faster than a pit सांड, बैल on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all आप want even if she is the kind who will out chug आप in बीयर, बियर and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names आप never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth या dare Questions

Truth या dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth या dare questions, which will help आप to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream आप have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality या feature आप would like to change about yourself?

Do आप have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend या boyfriend's friend?

Do आप think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
1. I प्यार the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I प्यार the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I प्यार the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I प्यार the way आप look at me.

5. I प्यार how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I प्यार the way I can’t imagine a दिन without आप in my life.

7. I प्यार the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I प्यार the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I प्यार the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I प्यार how I know you’ll always be there when I need आप to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do आप have a crush on?

If आप had to तारीख, दिनांक anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity आप would want to make out with

Name five people आप hate and why आप hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have आप ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If आप did, what did आप do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have आप ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have आप had your first kiss, if आप have, were was it and who was it with?

Have आप ever seen a parent naked?

Have आप ever seen जानवर reproducing?

Have आप stalked anyone,...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with आप guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person अगला to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your सवालों to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, आप answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, आप answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, आप answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, आप say “is that so?”
5. If आप so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher आप did not turn in your homework because आप were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When आप walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a कूलर that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up सूची is on my डेस्क for the part आप would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up सूची on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, या to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get आप in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly द्वारा giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the अगला family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - आप may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin टोपी and feed him grapes when...
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1)"Why, do आप find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I प्यार the सेकंड grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and आप actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a वृत्त that had its two sides gently compressed द्वारा a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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I Found that on the internet

1. When आप were young, were आप involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement या against Vietnam? Why या why not?

2. What tells आप when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your प्रिय car when आप were young?

4. How often do आप go over the speed limit?

5. Were आप considered लोकप्रिय in middle school या high school? Why या why not?

6. Did आप have big fights with your mom when आप were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did आप have big fights with your dad when आप were...
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1.The 'poke' button on फेसबुक is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I लॉस्ट my phone, can आप call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with और than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are आप busy?" या "Are आप doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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I got bored, so here आप go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here द्वारा my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If आप have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your फ्रेंड्स come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary फ्रेंड्स that आप ask their opinion of everything.

7. After आप have your bath, लपेटें a bath towel around आप and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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