Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the सवाल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One टिड्डी told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Moar puns pls. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Have आप ever heard of an honest cheetah? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

smoke dynamite and really blow your mind पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Having your hand amputated must be a handful पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's OK to watch an हाथी bathe as they usually have their trunks on. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

where do पुस्तकें sleep?
under their covers पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Where do आप find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he लॉस्ट his job when the company folded पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I चुरा लिया his coat, call that jack it पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

how do आप train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
आप give them a drill instructor पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

a man walked into a bar. a सेकंड man saw it and ducked just in time पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Doing कोक with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

the seductive झाड़ू salesmen swept me off my feet पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

why won't a bike stand up द्वारा itself?
its two tired पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. आप could say he has teleAPATHY पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I murder so many verses, आप can say I killed hip hop. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Got a black dog
Call it a कुतिया, मतलबी nigga पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I चुरा लिया his coat, call that jack it पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i bought a smoking जैकेट and blazer at a आग sale पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

puns should be eradicated from existence पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I can't get this Squid Girl ऐनीमे out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

do आप know any chemistry jokes?
NaH पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Christopher Walken loves long walks on the समुद्र तट when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Shoot आप on हैलोवीन call it trigger treating पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Priests hate cos/tan पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i used to be a सोना prospector, but it didn't really pan out पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I स्केट when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें hares पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i लॉस्ट my mind पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

this दीवार is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप can tell if a doctor's a quack when आप see his large bill पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

the best way to make an सेब crumble is to torture it for 10 मिनटों पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

art thou feelin it now mr krabs पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why can't आप hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide बेल्ट near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new साल received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a सुरक्षित house. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

if we're posting bad puns on the दीवार count me in
i see कहा the blind man, i saw कहा the carpenter पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Took my old girlfriend out to रात का खाना call dat Fed-Ex. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Smoking weed at school call that a high school. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to बिना सोचे समझे person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more या less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes बिना सोचे समझे person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

the बिना सोचे समझे club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So आप come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

young man, there's no need to feel down पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

WI FI पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I just read a quote:
"Trust is like paper once it is crumpled it can't be perfect"
Hmmm......
I'll iron the paper. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I probably won't be on tomorrow, it's my sister's birthday, plus we have cleaning to do for Halloween. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

sting पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

great apparently my mental health is so low i need to get help asap पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's only been what, 20 मिनटों since they made their account, and Whynotbe has already been banned. Thank goodness. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

heyo how आप all doing^o^ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Add me Skype . पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना