Happy हैलोवीन everybody!!!!! ^-^ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

दीवार is to run in to head first! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's always disappointing when आप check your ई मेल and there are no new messages. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

BEST CLUB EVER पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My English teacher told me I was the best student in her class and my average in English is around 80-90 and is till feel stupid I mean English is soo easy if I ever want to be impressive I should be good in math या art या geography या science but no im a fucking retard that just got slight luck in English fucking kill me पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy हैलोवीन Random!
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(◣_◢)հձթթყ հձllօաεεռ!(◣_◢) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Oh... आप hate me? -laughs manically- OK....and? hehehe पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Got my fanatic medal. Can't believe it. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If आप dress up then don't be shy. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Halloween!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I want to just sleep and never wake up पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So why do आप build me up, build me up पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Do what आप want cause a pirate is free
आप are a pirate. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

so uh
i know it's kinda annoying to विज्ञापन दे क्लब्स but
if there are any प्रशंसकों of the classic chipmunks, it'd be p great if आप joined link uwu

आप don't have to या anything if आप don't want to but i'm just looking for other people who like it i guess
thanks !! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

really in life i look for appropriate situations to say things like
frickle frackle
honkey dory
diddly daddly
now wait just a diddly
high ho silver
and so on thats all life is पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I want to eat और warheads but they're making my mouth hurt really badly. I'm conflicted! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

In spanish we had to color a skeleton and then write a "fun" paragraph about it. This is what I wrote translated to english: Hi! My name is Chicken. I'm 122 years old. I live on Death Street. To help around the house, I take out the trash, mow the lawn and wash the dishes. I can sing and swim well. I want Chinese खाना because I really like it, and because I'm hungry. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप know आप make me wanna (shout!) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"u smell bad" respect the onions पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i hate when people try to get into my business...like येशु i dont have a sign telling people to try to fix my problems XC पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

WE LIVE FOR THIS प्यार पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dont आप know my नितंब, गधा is famous!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Pickles are dil-icious! :3 I wanted to put a pun myself पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

गाना is a grate way to express your self! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wut dope shite has been goin' down? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I प्यार warheads. They're so freakin sour! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I shouldn't have watched that trailer for the सेकंड season of TWDG. I'm so stupid! ;-;
*Crawls into a corner* I never wanted to see her change like this! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

what आप give is what आप get पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप only get what आप give. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One of my best फ्रेंड्स was the mascot (ram) at our school's pep rally which isn't very peppy. Just loud and boring actually. Well, he was running through the gym giving people high fives then he tripped and his head bent flying. Then at the end of the pep rally pretty much the whole school hugged him five at a time. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dora the explorer. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I went in to guidance and asked the guidance counselor to switch my schedule around so that I could be with all my फ्रेंड्स in gym class. I cried and everything to make him feel bad. He कहा he would ई मेल the principal and ask him. It wasn't weird since I've known my guidance councilor sice I was little (my mom used I work at my school) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Unbelievably bored!!!!Ask me a बिना सोचे समझे सवाल here...link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

16 puns of pages. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Last one:
There's a weapon in TF2 for the Heavy Weapons Guy class that are a pair of भालू claws. He uses them as gloves. When I use it I practice my right to भालू arms. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Smile! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

a man, lawyer, redneck, nun, blonde, dog, and priest walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says "is this some kind of joke?" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I threw a boomerang but it never came back. I wondered why, then it hit me. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The Mona LIsa was brought to court on charges of murder, but it turned out that she was framed पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

and now for a classic
can a shoe box?
no
but a tin can पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Did आप hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Good to share our puns to the fellow users. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A truck full of फल crashed into another vehicle in a highway, it created such a traffic जाम पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Corduroy pillows are making headlines. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

two मछली were in a tank. one कहा to the other "do आप know how to drive this thing?" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Don't trust Snoop Dogg, he's always snooping around. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Friction: it's such a drag. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ben Stiller is a thief पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

THERE ARE OVER 14 PAGES OF PUNS येशु पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

working at the pants factory really wore me out पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One last pun पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

man those wind tunnels really blew me away पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend आप socket instead पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Feudalism: its your Count that वोट्स पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Demi Lovato must like Skype seeing her hit song Like a Skypescraper पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his कोट and pants. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of अजवायन, अजवाइन up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Peacocks are meticulous because they दिखाना attention to de tail. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Kill a circus act. Go for the juggler. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When a गिद्ध flies, he takes carrion luggage. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

it just dawned on me that i a.m. a morning person पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people कहा it was too long winded पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

There were three घोड़े on a ship including a sick bay. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

when she told me i was average, she was just being mean पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal दीवार of puns पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

a math teacher got a pet तोता and taught it to talk. one दिन the तोता escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The बत्तख, बतख कहा to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have कॉलर id पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Time flies like an arrow. फल flies like a banana. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The best way to communicate with a मछली is to drop them a line. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Male deer have buck teeth. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A zoo had a ऊंट with no humps named 'Humphrey.' पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

to win at tug-of-war, आप must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One horse कहा to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the सवाल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One टिड्डी told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना