Me : This party is boring. We should leave..

Everyone at the funeral : पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why creating a mechanical British servant is no और eccentric than that tie you're wearing पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Actually going to go to बिस्तर early for a change. I fucking hate getting up early, its such a pain in the ass. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The mentality that आप need to create the perfect image to gain validation from nobodies on social media is upsetting to me
आप have to always do everything flawlessly, आप have to be judged, आप can never admit your faults या your guilty pleasures, आप must always commit to an image that is fake just for acceptance on Twitter
I think we need this lesson now और than ever, coming from my boy, Courage the Cowardly Dog
link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Real question
With classes being on the Zoom these days
What if a kid got sick
Not with the virus
Just the regular flu
Would they be allowed to call in sick या would the teacher tell them to open that Zoom call because they're already home
Has COVID cancelled staying घर sick as well? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wtf

So apparently grilled cheese sandwiches hit different at 2 something in the morning.

What I can't understand though is why it tastes like one of the best things that I've eaten in my entire life right now 🤣 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

''I am unable to achieve victory when posed against mammary glands kneading my genitalia in a sexual manner.''

- HIVE-SAN (TL) !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fanpop: yOu cAn pOsT vIdEoS!1!

Also Fanpop: ONLY FROM YOUTUBE!!1! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

the idea of a clutch पर्स is nightmarish to me, like the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When आप have long hair like I do, आप learn to stop getting upset when आप get hair in your food
Because the chances are और likely that it's your own
Course, that don't excuse the nasty set of hair आप find in school lunches. Even if that hair tastes better than the manufactured shit they give to kids, hair is still hair and hair in your खाना is nasty पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I hate it when you're playing League of Legends and you're a melee fighter, who specialises in jumping in, doing damage and cc, but your team backs off whenever आप jump in. Like, if you're not going to fight and be a bunch of pussies, then just don't even fucking play the game. FFS. Now I'm tilted. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I don't have a balance
Think I'm gonna fall
Wish I have a talent
I don't belong here at all

Drowning in the pressure
In above my head
Why did I think I could do this
I should have walk away instead
This is my chance to break free
Everythings depending on me
And if I keep trying I'll be
On चोटी, शीर्ष Of The World पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm about to beat आप suckers like I beat my dick: with a hammer पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप are so self satisfied 🎶
Always ready for a ride
Double crossing, lousy cheat, प्यार आप anyway
आप have warm and tender devils soul, आप are so low
🎶 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Guys, आप must know
I got OCD
And ADD
And ADHD
And CQC
And EBT
And CBT
And STD
And BBC
And MVP
And IDK
And SNK
And JFK
And KKK
I got a lotta issues, buddy, so if आप try stepping up to me, don't forget your dealing with a mommy's little special needs boy. I'm special and आप ain't. Get fucked पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am Sir सेकंड Son Camealot, Knight of the तालिका, टेबल of Girth, protector of asses and titties throughout the infinite cosmos.

Our enemies come in hordes and swarms, and they are powerful.

But upon my limped steel becoming big steel I shall strike them down with one mighty झूला, स्विंग of my Noble Phantasm. We shall be victorious!

The raid of shadows have become mobile, seeking to replace all that we प्यार with Traps. शामिल होइए me my brethren, my allies! The Battle for Waifus has begun. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Molé with chips hits और different than salsa. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So it is just me या is there anyone else stuck with an Image Glitch again? As many times I refresh, they just won't load !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Forgot how much a proper kick to the ribs actually hurts, especially from a fellow experienced martial artist. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Mess with the best so the rest can make a mess on the best's chest पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Freezing milkshakes solid hits different. I've been doing the same with चॉकलेट पुडिंग, हलवा and applesauce. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Alright help me out coz I'm puzzled. "The Witcher (Netflix)" spot has nearly 41,000 प्रशंसकों - but the दिखाना only came out December last year. Surely there haven't been anyone NEAR that number of active फैन्पॉप accounts in 2019-2020? लोल it feels like there's a few hundred people on this site at most पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My mum didn't raise a quitter. She raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Well, I really accentuated the idea of my laziness, because I did absolutely nothing today. Like, literally, the furthest I walked was down to the foyer of where we're staying to get my Uber Eats. Lmao.

I should probably start moving in the weekends, instead of doing nothing. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy birthday Adam West. Rest well, my hero. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Whenever आप feel low, Ash is still 10. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

लेखाए like "Is Cooking Mama the Dark Souls of IRL" are the reasons why gamers get beat द्वारा police. Because as we all know, Gamer Lives Matter and game journalism is just a racist caricature of gamers पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I feel I would terrify my 7 साल old self.. I’m very गॉथिक now, and like horror..LOL पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I had a beef tongue taco; it was good. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Always सवाल everything. सवाल everything including your conspiracy theories. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"We thought we could be arrogant, turn this planet into a-" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*Laughs in बिना सोचे समझे club syntax* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Me: I’ve watched both Avatar: The Last Airbender & Avatar: The Legend Of Korra. Now on to the अगला अवतार series. 😎
अवतार fans: Um, there is no other अवतार series. You’ve completed it all. 🙃
Me: NO! What am I supposed to watch now?? 😮😭 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Oh, why do I compare myself to everyone?
And I always got my finger on the self-destruct
I wonder when I प्यार me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wonder when I प्यार me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Why am I always looking for a ride या die?
'Cause mine's the only दिल I'm gonna have for life
After all the times I went and fucked it up
(All the times I went and fucked it up)
I wonder when I प्यार me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Uber Eats is the greatest thing in the world. Just sit back, relax and खाना will come to you. Any food. Whatever आप want. For a lazy bastard like me, nothing could be greater. XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Pretty sure this is just a spam bot, pls help रिपोर्ट it ("report abuse" button on user page) link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Being a 2000s kid is a lot like being a 90s kid
Except everyone hates you
Including 90s kids
And including other 2000s kids
And including yourself पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I went old-school while watching anime, and saw Astro Boy. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I just watched a 30-second English dub of Uzaki-chan Wants To Hang Out. Uzaki's voice actor (Monica Riall) made her sound like a Karen with a scratchy voice.

I'm not one to choose subs over dubs दिया that I don't know Japanese, but this specific anime... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just wait a minute... I saw that we are going to have a movie for बैंगनी, वायलेट evergarden and if I am correct then I saw in the trailer that major gilbert is alive. Are आप freaking kidding me...Return back my tears!! XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fuck hate people I'm not talkative.
*inbox currently 1592* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Your god is ugly and so are आप पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wish my brthday was in october.. प्रिय महीना पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Youtubers I imagine I would get along with, if they are the same off-camera..

Jimmy Tatro

Matthew Santoro

Maybe Rob Gavagan, but might depend..

Chris Stuckmann

Jules from WhatCulture पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Large animated banner: 5000

सोना in Wallet: 73

लोल fucking फैन्पॉप पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Like and dislike whatever films आप want. Don't let Rotten Tomatoes influence your opinions. It's a cool website and all, but too many people decide whether a movie's good या bad based on the R. T. score. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow?? Fuck this पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

>Everyone collectively wishes for zombies
>The first zombie manifests out of pure willpower and makes its way out
>Everyone has been waiting for it behind a wall, hyping up their plan for the past months/years and now it has finally happened
>As soon as it walks out the zombie gets octuple-teamed within सेकंड्स out of anticipation and flops down on the spot
>Didn't even get to flex my 800 Jew बंदूकों I warehoused या my 95 inch truck wheels that I now have to Craigslist for quicksells lawl पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Am I the only one who likes the nick cage ghost rider films, non ironically.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*goes to kuro चाय forum*
* now turns into drunk party*
kuro आप dick are आप planning on getting a muslim person drunk?
Astaghfirullah XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Hey, Zach?
Oh, nothing.
Just felt like saying that पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Tweeting #Allbuildingsmatters on twitter. I want the All lives matter crowd to see how fucking goddamn offensive it is to say all lives matter when black people are mourning people. Now here is a comparison. This is my social commentary for today. Both are equally offensive but if they wanna say #ALM. I'll have a fucking great time doing this to them today. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I just had an insane Renekton game, where I was literally dashing into the enemy team, doing a shit-ton of damage, getting at least a kill and still surviving to fight again. I felt like a pro-player executing the champion properly. Guess I'm finally getting better at LoL. XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My 2020 Summed up in 11 seconds: link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Alright आप nerds, what's the best (free) way to watch अवतार The Last Airbender? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Can US Americans, when using मंचों with an international audience, stop using nonsense abbreviations to say what region they're from?? People on an introduction thread on fb were like "I'm from Sydney, Australia!", "Birmingham, UK", "Berlin, Germany"... and then there's fooking "Athens, GA" and "Bedford, IA". WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE MEAN. For the प्यार of god just spell out the name lmao पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*Walks outside at midnight*

*Looks both ways*

*Clears throat and inhales deeply while Je te laisserai des mots earrape starts playing in the background*

"Enemy stand? I think not my friend. This is the work of a friendly sit!": link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I I had a nickel for everytime I was doomed द्वारा a puppet, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ANY F-250 WITH THE 7.3 IS GOINT TO OUTLAST आप SON, THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO

-"SMALL" JOHN DOYLE

US navy cooks 1981 - 1981
Army veteran club 1982 - 2020 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप can boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

Bullshit is still bullshit. Fuck the what. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

life is a fuck पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

How did the toxic चाकू cut the garbage human?

From the WASTE up.

Aaaaha...haha...ha. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Heads up. This asshat is back. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Another at-home BBQ gone successful (slightly). पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप ever take a nap, and think it's tomorrow? Then आप realize it's still today. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Listen, everyone
आप may feel like an NPC on some days
But no, you're just the protagonist of a Bethesda game
आप may feel like आप have no control in your life
Like everyone is making the big boy decisions for you
But that's just because Godd Howard can't run a company
That's not your fault पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

your minge is cringe
and so are आप पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fanmade पोकेमोन are most of the time better than the ones the पोकेमोन Company puts out. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Sometimes I feel like a support/side character that doesn't get enough screen time in my own life. Not gonna lie, it kinda sucks the :/ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Seems like every election has been "the most important election of your life" since 1788 lol. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Give me ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo

Cash me outside with ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

God's watching आप suffer for character development. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Leak: The government is holding the Covid vaccine release until Thanksgiving week. Black Friday will be the true apocalypse. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot the fook happened this place? been ages since i came on here पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*JUST A RUMOUR*

We might have Nate Diaz vs Jorge Masvidal II. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why the fuck headaches only strikes when आप are in your happiest moment? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This is a sad news for me and the Magia Record community. Magia Record server in NA will be shut down at the end of September. I had spent many hours playing that gacha game since the दिन it was released. I have spent with these characters like they were my close फ्रेंड्स and I have to say goodbye to them. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Light travels 1,080,000,000 km in a minute. In a year, light travels 9,460,800,000,000 km.
द्वारा comparison, the fastest a manned spacecraft has travelled is 40,000 km/h.
It would take us almost 30,000 years to travel a light साल in one of our space-crafts. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Your minge is cringe पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

@Wind

"The ending narration द्वारा Tatiana reveals that since then, Vinyl City has become a place where people can perform all kinds of music, free of discrimination या restrictions. The game ends with Mayday and Zuke stepping out to perform in front of their adoring fans." -Wikipedia पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I can't believe No Straight Roads is an attack on CoketheUmbreon's perfect reality of a world run द्वारा EDM
Sorry, Coke. EDM is evil and rock is good
So says No Straight Roads
(Game slaps द्वारा the way. Check it out) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I noticed that I got a new red medal and I was like, "finally after 10 years, a medal for random!" लोल nope, not even tho. Though I won't complain too much because I got the medal for Lana Parrilla's club. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

How calming it is under the eye of the storm.

Until it looks the other way. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Romeo and Juliet were fucking idiots and I'm glad they're dead पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache

🎶
🎶
🎶 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Waiting for the Uzaki-Chan Wants To Hang Out English dub like... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I will celebrate Jet's funeral later...I have got something else on mind...RIP Chadwick Boseman best known for playing black तेंदुआ, पैंथर in marvel. He was battling cancer since 2016. This is a great loss... Wakanda forever!! Black तेंदुआ, पैंथर was one of my प्रिय superhero from marvel and this news was ver shocking for me. Am really sad about this. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fuck
I can't download Demon Slayer तस्वीरें without hearing in my head bloom screaming

OMG OMG I SHIP IT BGBWRBWRBW

*gets shot*
*RIP JET* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"The idea of light-speed is that आप are travelling 300,000 km/s, which is the fastest known speed to mankind. We all dream about being able to exceed the speed of light, as far as the expansion of the Universe and the theory of it exceeding the speed of light. Whether it is true, या not, is a whole different सवाल entirely, but it is certainly an interesting one." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Life is nothing, but a dream. We dream of earning more, doing more, eating more... all we want is more." According to James Rachels, there is a whole study of moral philosophy, regarding the idea of human nature and wanting more, और and more. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"If आप टिप्पणी दे on Youtube, but आप feel the need to use caps, या argue in bold, then you're clearly angry and tilted, therefore, आप should probably avoid commenting in the first place and sounding like a tool. Yeah, सलाह is hard to take, but pride is worth nothing if you're wrong." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Life is hard. Nothing could possibly be harder, but one thing makes life vastly और simple: the internet." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Peace under an illusion is not true peace. Peace is only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Every-time when someone speaks nonsense, the first thing I ask them is "Are आप psychopath?" I don't know why they feel they are being dissed 😒😒 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Forgetting a memory doesn't mean you've abandoned it, right? आप can't let go of the things that are important to you. They're surely stored away, deep in the drawers of your heart... and when they unexpectedly peek out at you, आप feel a strange mixture of happiness and embarrassment." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I went jogging without my glasses.
dont even ask how deep is the wound XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Goku: Hey, best buddy

Vegeta: F**k off पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's Never Ogre पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The devil आप know and see is nothing compared to the one that you're oblivious to. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना