Roleplay (No porno) (Jk आप can if आप want) (but it'd be sad as hell):
I got some illegal drugs for sale, but i am feeling generous so I am giving them out for free पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Just in case the pandemic ends,

Inb4 "I miss my quarantine days". पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

It's my birthday. I finally got to open my mystery package. I am now the proud owner of one चूहा paw and a single octopus tentacle. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Hahahahaha पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

My earbuds? RIP. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

I'm nb and prefer they/them pronouns.
I don't have dysphoria या anything, I have a sort of disconnect with the concept of gender.
I dunno my therapist told me I was valid so imma put it here I guess पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Guys, stop bullying me!
I did nothing wrong!
All I am doing is stealing ऐनीमे and then putting your internet career at risk द्वारा calling it harassment. But I didn't do that. Seriously, I am the victim here
Stop bullying me and stop being absolute children
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta download the अगला thirty episodes of My Hero Academia to post online and make epic reactions to. Please subscribe to my epic channel, SoozyWoozy पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Dad
Your house smells like cat shit

Me
...............

True family प्यार right there.
😅😛 पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Due to low pollution, now I can see my ancestors. They are laughing at me. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

*you go to the orphanage to adopt*

Woman in orphanage : Oh my god आप have grown so much! पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

In a time of fear, all we need is a little laughter to lighten the mood. It will never solve the problem but it can help fight the pain. We are locked and confined in cages which we have no problem, we like it, we like this.
But which one of आप fucking assholes took my chicken wings? पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Finally got around to posting the first chapter of that story I mentioned. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

I just thought of a feature. What if we could send a single message to multiple users at once? पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

I'll be right back :) पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Banging your head against a दीवार for one घंटा burns 150 calories. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expressions. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

If आप could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, आप wouldn't sit for a month. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

The guy who gave his phone and PC to repair before the lockdown: पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Using गूगल Maps to make it look like you're traveling is fun. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Say what आप want but tell me I'm right I'm the Darkest Queen. WOOOOOOO!!! >:) >:)>:) >:)>:) >:)>:) >:) पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

There's actually a historical explanation why this virus is going on.

1720: The plaque

1820: Cholera outbreak

1920: The Bubonic plaque/The Spanish flu

Now 2020: Coronavirus

The COVID 19 is not the first pandemic we've ever had. It's a decade thing. It's just very new to us, the people of today/the present and we didn't know to be prepared for it this time. And it's just something about the number 20 in the decades पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

हे guys, I was thinking do आप still want me to continue with the आइकन contest? should there be a final round? if आप guys got sick of it या something let me know.

I don't mind keeping it active as long as I am still here. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Coronavirus killed my grandma, shot my dog and called me the N word
Stay in your homes, kids, या else this could happen to आप पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

This is what I got so far. Critique?

link पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

For some reason, my Gmail is barely being supported द्वारा Microsoft Edge :/ पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

How's everyone holding up during another दिन of social distancing? पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Just call me Autism Speaks, because I never shut the fuck up
Happy Autism Awareness Month, everybody पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

I went though like a dozen names on Fanfiction, but my फैन्पॉप name was always the same.. I find that kinda odd पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

Product worked well, functioned perfectly, but it came two days late and the delivery guy wasn't wearing a corona mask, so, 1/5 stars overall. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

I hope आप all are सुरक्षित and doing well. I hope आप can stay optimistic, despite everything that's been going on. I wish the best for all of you. पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

So I was thinking of posting one of my longer original stories on Wattpad, if I did, would anyone read it? पोस्टेड ·10महीने पहले

I'm watching highlights of The Ultimate Fighter. Not bad for a reality show. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Damn, my story got #1 in one of the charts on Wattpad. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

As a film lover, I like to give special attention to the greatest of films. That's why I created a club for the Filipino बैटमैन film. Feel free to शामिल होइए and share your प्यार for one of the most amazing films ever made. This isn't an April Fool's joke. I genuinely प्यार this film and I haven't been able to get the film's songs out of my head. link पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

With both Hateful Eight and Bone Tomahawk coming out in 2015, all I can think is "What was it with 2015 western films and penis destruction" पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Griffith from Berserk is the best friend that आप could ever hope fo- oops,its not April Fools' दिन anymore. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Here's an epic life hack for आप guys
आप ever feel like आप just don't have enough time to get ready in the morning for school या work? Well, just bring your टोअस्टर, टोस्टर with आप into the bath. आप can eat your टोस्ट and bathe and be ready before आप know it पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Happy April Fools, everyone. I hope आप all had at least a good laugh today! 🤡💖 पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

April Fools!

continue with your दिन :) पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

joe biden is a good pick for POTUS पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Guys, did आप see the director's cut of Avengers: Endgame. In that version, Thanos saying "I am inevitable.", is followed up द्वारा Michael Keaton saying "I'm Batman." Then बैटमैन uses the infinity gauntlet to snap Thanos out of existence, because we all know that बैटमैन doesn't have a problem with killing his enemies. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

फैन्पॉप is always overflowing with activity पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I won the lottery, and I'm buying everyone a Ferrari. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

edm sucks पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Well,its the time of the साल for us all to दिखाना our appreciation towards Shou Tucker AKA Best ऐनीमे Dad.

Shou is a great father and complex character who often ends up being misunderstood however us true प्रशंसकों know what a good man who really is. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Damn it was hard looking through my old दीवार posts and seeing how much I used to struggle back then. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Happy April Fools Day
No fools from me since everything right now's a goddamn joke

:D पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Ayo happy trans visibility day, y'all, because trans people are fucking cool पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I don't think I've been on this site in like a साल so how are आप glorious bastard and bitches doing??? पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Since ye guys voted for it I have changed my icon. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I wonder if फैन्पॉप ever counted as a social media site? पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

फैन्पॉप fam,

Its been a long while and its been fun ladies and gents, but I think its time for a curtain close. प्यार ya sons of bitches :)

Be strong and keep shoving against what ever walls (*cough cough* pause XD) that try to box आप in until they fall.

I hope that आप all strive and live beautiful lives and find freedom and content.

Stay बिना सोचे समझे friends,
𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮_𝓒𝓞𝓛𝓐/𝓹𝓛𝓪𝓢𝓽𝓘𝓬𝓢𝓤𝓝𝓓𝓐𝓔! पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Movie trailers be like:

Me: How many spoilers do आप want?
Movie trailers: Yes पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Someone कहा "a Garen 1 trick. Imagine" lol. I know, mastery 7 with 100,000+ points is impressive, but I don't think its OTP impressive. So I replied back "What, I play और Darius" which is true lol. I don't think I could even one trick Darius...I have too much fun playing a decent amount of champions.
Also, if anyone wants to play One for All (especially Darius), definitely add me. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

और superhero films should end in a musical number, like the Filipino बैटमैन film. I'm tired of all the melodramatic, self-important, overly-dark and violent stuff in superhero films. I want dancing superheroes and colorful, flamboyant villains. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Anyone remember the #saturdaysatire thing that most of us here did on April Fool's 2017? पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

All this useful सलाह going on in these troubling times
And I like to help people, so my सलाह is this
Don't die
.......... Alright, see ya पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

And sometimes, against all odds, against logic, we hope..... पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

To anyone who either licks things at the grocery store, walks over to people in public to scare them, who go to big places with the mindset of, "If I get COVID, so what"
Well, the good news is, आप may not die from COVID
The bad news is that you're kinda sorta full blown retarded, to put it lightly पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Can't wait for this Disciple Block Party XD

Hours of dubstep, drum & bass, and drumstep from Virus Syndicate, Virtual Riot, Barely Alive, Myro, etc.

Just waiting for the staff there to fix the technical difficulties. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Can’t go to the gym but thank fuck I can go back to work 🙄 पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Whelp, binged watched Stranger Things out of boredom.

Currently waiting for covid to start turning people into demogorgons. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I'm all better now but my dad is so over protective (it's annoying), he thought I had coronavirus. But it was just a head cold I had for a whole week. I almost thought I had and got so scared while laying in my बिस्तर wide awake. I was only sneezing and sniffling for days and I know those are not the symptoms (better not be). Well my two jobbed brother continues to go out and work when he too should stay home. I thought he gave me that cold. And now he's being over bearing about washing hands पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Now we have a COVID case in my county (Angelina). पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Imagine a दिखाना called 'Strange Offences.' पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

A four word sentence. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I watched a documentary on गाँजा last night.

That's probably how I will watch all documentaries from now on. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

tom nook did nothing wrong पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I was discussing asexuality with my dad and I was like; "in terms of romance I'd probably hook up with either gender, because I look और at personality than gender." He looked me dead in the eye and कहा the dad equivalent to, "I been knew." पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

We fall. we break. we fail. but then, we rise. we heal. we overcome. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Sum up your दिन in emojis, and go!

🔊😎🥤 पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Now I gotta be careful when ordering from Instacart... पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

All countries will get the Corona virus eventually...

China just got it right off the bat पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

The earth is finally breathing. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I'm here, I'm queer, and the world is currently living in fear 🏳️‍🌈😷 पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Now we have to do online classes til the end of the semester. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Despite grocery delivery being somewhat successful, I still didn't gt the energy drinks I wanted. Ah, well. Back to shopping online and doing my original story.

Speaking of that, I wonder if I should hold off on releasing the draft (on Wattpad) til get और characters set up? पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

At the store yesterday with my sis to grab the last box of cereal until some stupid Sasquatch looking कुतिया, मतलबी who looked like she just broke out of an insane asylum, Demanded I hand over the box even tho her गाड़ी was full of shit. "I'm like sorry lady but आप got a hella lot of stuff." About to walk off she pushes my sis out of the way and tries to grab the box from me. We fight having enough of this I just tossed it to her face and sped off with my sis. Man I go back and meditate for awhile. DX पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Aw yeah, famsquad, guess whose state just got hit with a statewide lockdown due to having 300 cases
It's the first member of the Quarantine Crew पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Another impressive thing about these quarantines and implementing defenses on the virus is that we might never see so many people across the world so focused and both directly and indirectly working together on one common objective at once again. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

हे guys I am looking for ऐनीमे name if anyone can help, all I remember is a disabled girl was in that scene and she wears गॉथिक lolita I think!!!! पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Other positives to look at during the outbreak
With everyone in self quarantine, the roads have become an empty highway. No और traffic jams on the way to work. I can finally make it to work on time for once and it's pretty swanky पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I usually don't ask, but...

I've entered a remix contest for Afrojack.

Here's the finished product. Critique?
link पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Thank heavens for grocery delivery. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

When आप are playing dead during a bank robbery and nigga says shoot everyone again.. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Me: It sure is a nice दिन out today. Can finally walk right, हटाइए around, go places and–

Anxiety: What if there's Corona in your food?

Me: Hah, jokes on you, I've got खाना at home

Anxiety: Yeah, but that खाना came from the stores and people go to stores so people have touched that stuff

Me: Well I wash my hands for like, a whole मिनट plus handsanitizer soooo...

Anxiety: YOUR CLOTHES COME FROM CHINA

Me: 0_0...go on... पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Wow, I've only just remembered how ancient this site is. Especially the messaging. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I have decided to tell the real truth of my personality.

I have never wanted to come to this confession. I honestly was perfectly fine being the old नितंब, गधा Jet who comes here to enjoy time and relax. I was trying hard to keep my mood chill. unfortunately all is it for me is stress
I'm sick of deleting accounts I get in a bad condition when I feel pressured with attention. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Everything is going to be alright. Animal Crossing New Horizons arrive tomorrow. We WANT to stay indoors. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Guys, let's focus on the good that this epidemic has brought us
At least we can all be happy that this outbreak has shut anti-vaxxers up. That's a plus, right? पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Happy Spring, even if we can't go outside currently.🌸 पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Shit is getting real: EUROVISION IS CANCELLED पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

News
Corona is in your घर like WWF
It's out and ready to kill आप and your kids
Ignore doctors. Listen to me. I'm the news. I'm right. आप can trust me because I state facts unlike dumb doctors
Now make sure आप don't panic
Just remember आप will all die
Stay tuned for the weather. Rainy with a little bit of Corona in the air पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Yeesh. Going through my cringy shit from years past and deleting them. I know it's best to learn from cringy behavior but there's no rule that says I cannot मिटाइए it however. पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

I'm too sexy for corona पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Best thing I like to do is to stop living my head and focus on the moment. :) पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

JET आप GET B ACK hERE WE weRENT DONE TalKING!!!! पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Anxiety isn't fun... पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

Nuri left? But how? पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले

दिन 1 of social distancing. Is anyone wanting to get out the house? पोस्टेड ·11महीने पहले