Oh God I’m sick of being sick it’s been a week😫 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Another dog owner:
Mad because his dog failed the daycare orientation and was *cooped up inside* all weekend. Why did he fail the orientation? Because he tried to bite the handler when she reached to grab his collar. Why did he try to bite her? Because the owner himself is abusive around the dog's neck, and now the dog reacts aggressively whenever someone reaches for his neck.

Gee, maybe if आप treated your dog nicer, he would have gotten into daycare like आप wanted.
People, man. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Some dog owners are fking crazy
We had one lady who wanted her dog in our Doggy दिन Care program, but she wanted us to kick out all the other female कुत्ता so her one male dog didn't have to be around females (even though all male कुत्ता over 6 months old need to be neutered, anyway). She thought this was a perfectly reasonable request. Like, her one dog was so special, we're going to deny 20+ customers what they paid for just so we could satisfy *her*. So entitled. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Makeup ice cream and makeup sex are great. I seriously can't even get up right now because my entire lower regions hurt पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

PAY ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

I must say that I am very disappointed towards most of आप people. We happen to have some outstanding Members in here like Crazedsitcomfan, noRAP and NathalieNat who are generous enough to provide us some चोटी, शीर्ष Quality Content in this rotting Website but instead of praising this Holy Trinity and learning from its example, आप all are bashing on them. Shame on each one of आप really. आप could learn a lot. Abandon your feelings of Jealously and aspire to be them !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy Easter 🐣🐰🍬💕 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I talked to my husband like आप all said, it took me until this morning because I'm still scared. Basically he कहा he was over it after only a couple of hours and he thought I was the angry one. We're good now, and he's taking me on a तारीख, दिनांक to the local ice cream खरीडिए so that will be fun पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I really hate this lame website and its shitty community.Fortunately this site is becoming और and और inactive so its only a matter of time before it gets taken down for good. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Welp it snowed again पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Okay so my husband and I had a fight yesterday and I really don't know what to do because we've literally never had a fight before and I slept out on the ranch last night because of it instead of in his बिस्तर where I belong and it was all over stupid shit and I started it and I want to go घर and apologize but I don't really know how and I'm scared and crying पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Would anyone be interested in पढ़ना my Sonic Fanfiction? I started it over a साल ago, but लॉस्ट interest shortly after completing Book 1. The story in सवाल is centered around my Sonic Fan-Character named Shock the Dog (see drawing: link) and it's just sitting in my documents, waiting on me to do something with it. And I haven't added anything new to his story in 2 fucking years. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When आप realize you're 100% trash for a singer

link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Me and my co-workers: *Constantly working hours past the end of our shift, rarely having time to take a break even though we're allowed one, cutting corners and leaving tasks undone because we have no time* Please schedule और people, we have enough workers.

My Bosses: What? You're not understaffed. That's not true. We don't want to schedule और people [because that's a waste of money]. Also, why does this still look dirty? And why aren't आप taking your breaks ? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

How much do आप want to bet norap and nathalienat are actually the same person thinking they're being a really clever troll पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My hair is so greasy from not दिखा रहा है that it looks like it's wet when it isn't. Haha, depression does that to आप पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My story was accepted for publication! Now I just gotta sign some stuff and ask a few questions. So from the sound of it, imma be a published author. :'D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Who here believes in magic? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Someday, people. Someday... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I hope everyone has a great day~ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ok guys i 10/10 reccommend hte game NO THING its aethetic AF पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*Shovels cow shit* I dong get what's so great about college.
*works in 100+ degree weather* I mean, that's just a lot of money to spend
*fist fights a pack of Coyotes* besides, आप don't know for sure you're going to get work
*falls off a ट्रैक्टर, ट्रेक्टर and wakes up in a hospital.* Look, I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Got accepted into Angelina College. Btw, how's everyone doing? :) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My god... first time in years when I have looked back at some of my first टिप्पणियाँ and उत्तरों on this site. Just one सवाल to my past self - why did आप have to be sooooo freaking cringey?!?! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

You've got a lot of nerve आप one-eyed monsta !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One of the reasons I'm glad to still be young is knowing that I will get to experience a lot of the really cool future technology that's coming up. Electric semi trucks, carbon based materials, अंतरिक्ष travel, self driving cars, और useful smartphones, और cultural contact, and shit like that. It makes me excited for the future पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That moment when you're using Base 32 for sorting systems for your folders and will probably use it for doc files because it's amusing and out of the norm. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I was on the road for my birthday because fucking emergency orders. The boys and my family all surprised me today द्वारा cooking me breakfast this morning instead पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

“You might think I लॉस्ट all hope at that point. I did. And as a result I perked up and felt much better.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Some old lady at the truck stop: आप look pale, are आप okay?
Me: 'cause I'm fucking Irish, grandma, fuck! आप can't just go around asking people why they're fucking pale oh my god पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Go out with your family, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Me

link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I don't want to hear anyone complain about fuel prices until they spend $300 to fill a semi पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Well, I've got some disappointing news for y'all. It turns out that I got rejected द्वारा Publix, and that's why they haven't contacted me about it. I only know this now because my social worker told earlier today. She कहा they rejected me because they noticed my social skills weren't... so great. I mean, it's not like I was staring at the दीवार during the interview, but I was a tad nervous. I talked, of course. But whatever--what's done is done. Yeah, it sucks, but I'm not crying over it. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One of the meat processing plants we supply in Kansas City is asking for some emergency delivery orders, so guess who is going to be hauling cattle on a truck for the अगला several days पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So I talked to the publisher the अगला step is actually submitting my manuscript for review now that I've verified that it's done. If three of five like what I have then the publishing process begins. So fingers crossed. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Life tip: Buy Stardew Valley

आप get to farm shit, mine shit, slay slimes, and fuck bitches all in one game पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप know what.....we should just like, start a बिना सोचे समझे lyric chain XD original lyrics या just whatever. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

During a हाल का प्रॉप off with a certain bandit that just so happens to have been blinded, probably due to 92 different varieties of chemicals, I have developed what humans refer to as a..."JOKE".

So, what do आप call it when someone stomps on a plant?
.
.
.
.
...A Herb Stomp.

Okay I'll stop now XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If I made a club for creepy वीडियो would anyone be interested in that? A club for youtubers like Chills, Mr.Nightmare, dark5 etc. as well as any other creepy stuff आप can find around the web. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

“To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.”

― Yann Martel, Life of Pi !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Here have some cuteness xD His name is ken.

link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

how to "not laugh" during inappropriate situations?! T^T xD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

hello पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Cut people who say horrible things and hurt people emotionally या physically and then blame the person they hurt for "making them mad"

Thats like textbook toxic. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Luna Nova > Hogwarts
Fite me पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When I was little I drew butts on the window of the bus (using the fog from cold weather). But they weren’t even like real butts. They were large W’s that I labeled ‘butt’. And I got in trouble. I was like six या seven. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm back to work, and just in time for 63 degree weather. Today is a sport bra and open जैकेट kind of दिन पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Hi
I'm not going to be online for a while. Send me प्यार dirty messages
jk xD
Bye😽 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Welp, the story is done. Now I have to turn it into a manuscript. I don't want to, that's the boring part. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Confession: I unironically say howdy stranger irl पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My headaches like..

Fuck आप wake up.

Fuck आप don't have fun.

Fuck आप just because fuck you. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A friend visited me today from Santa Fe. She told me she wanted an excuse to break her Harley out, but whatever the excuse, there's nothing quite like slamming your best friend in poker to cheer आप up. I won $50 off her too, so I'm going to spend it taking her out to lunch somewhere पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I can't stand this, I've been doing absolutely nothing since I hurt my back and I just feel like dead weight. If I don't find something productive to do today, I'm going to drink bleach पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Tennessee should be renamed the "Bi-polar" state. One day, I'm enjoying the warm sun on my face. But द्वारा the very अगला day, I'm freezing my fucking नितंब, गधा off. I प्यार Tennessee and all, but not the unpredictable weather. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The free version of RPGMaker VX Ace is so basic कुतिया, मतलबी पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wait, an Albuquerque orphanage is taking a field trip to the horse side of the ranch and I'm going to be too injured to work???? Daaaaaddddd let me come to work या I'll cry पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's the first time i've been on here in about five years. Only today did I think about this account and how it was my first "social media". I honestly can't believe I remembered my पासवर्ड and username. Also I can't believe this website is still active! I'm not coming back but it's kinda cool to see what I was like back when I was 11. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*sadly doing the homework Riku assigned him* T_T पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm upset today. It's my grandma's birthday today and I can't go because I'm way too sick. Well, she's not really my grandma, but I consider her my grandma because I never got to meet any of my real grandparents. It really upsets me because I never know when her last birthday या holiday could be. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When आप fail at doing something simple because you're aggravated. And wasted an epic opportunitty because आप fucked up royally.

link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Yk what's hella ironic. I really प्यार wedding dresses on characters. Saber bride,Astraea 3 तारा, स्टार (Aura Kingdom) etc but I don't want to be ever married. Lmfao पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

How to beat Wanta at King of Fighters. Get him on the right side of the screen where the inputs are reversed. He will immediately fail at everything पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have done it. Guys post fictional babes/dudes as much as आप want.

link

Yk I wonder how many other things would be suitable as मंचों as opposed to constantly putting it in जवाब sections? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Not saying I'm eager to die या anything but I'm really looking आगे to roaming the planet as a ghost. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I think I might make an ultimate waifu सूची to go with my relatable characters list. या I can make a मंच here "Post husbando/waifu" maybe. Idk honestly. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

बिना सोचे समझे fact, I wear hobnail boots to work, which for those of आप who don't know what that is, they're boots with metal studs in them to make them last longer. Problem is that they get shit traction on hard surfaces. They're okay on concrete, but I may या may not have slipped off my truck बिस्तर today and hurt my back पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Sometimes, I spread my arms wide and pretend that I'm a plane, flying in the sky.....
Whoosh, Whoosh! :3 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's also "National Be Nasty" दिन XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy woman's दिन everyone पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

हे college students, my फ्रेंड्स are bitching and whining about having to write a 2000 word research paper they had five months to write.

How dare those teachers amirite?

Like come on - when will they ever have to write 2000 words in an essay any time outside of highschool?

Come on. Totally ridiculous. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Guys I've edited my answer to give season correlations to आप guys. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I feel horrible because my sister is having a baby and I don't really get the whole baby hype thing. I was at the ultrasound with her today and everyone else was like "Wow!!! A baby!! What a miracle!!!" and I'm just like "yep, that indeed is a developing fetus."
Its not like I'm not happy. I'm looking आगे to spending time as an aunt because I like kids. But I don't understand why it has to be such a big fuss या why I have to feign amazement that the human body can reproduce. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The great thing about games on Steam is that they have a built in timer for how long I should play them. When they inevitably glitch and become unplayable messes, I know to हटाइए to a new game XD Later, Cuphead. Helloooo King of Fighters. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Someone told me that they without a doubt thought I was on anti depressants because of how happy I am all the time. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I had to call in sick today again. My mom went ahead and cooked breakfast on the ranch, then she was nice enough to bring some हैश brown and scrambled eggs to my house and check up on me. She told me that she is proud of me for working so hard and for trying to be a good mother.
Wtf, she never does this for me पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When आप can't see the forest या the trees
For all the रंग of your dreams
Just turn to friends
Their help transcends to love, love, love, love, प्यार पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"“Behold my talent! Listen to the thunderous applause! Here is the honor of the Imperium! Like a blooming flower... Opening! The Golden Theater!!"
"I shall offer this gift to a full moon... Dancing scatters the flowers, and cleaves open a star! Behold the supreme beauty... and praise it! Aestus Domus Aurea!!”" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Well thanks to an epiphany. I have और reason why to believe my fictional character relating technique. It's pretty damn to use to avoid idiocy and other various of types of losers. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

TFW someone blocks आप and then blames आप for somehow not being omnipotent because I wasn't there when आप really needed it and she didn't bother to try to talk to me. Despite the fact whenever she was bothered I went out of my way to do it.

People are idiotic man. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It’s been so long since I got on here. हे everyone how’s everything? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have been finding myself to be in quite a Nightcore Mood lately. Perhaps, I should ask for help but the thing is that I don't really want to !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just picked up Skyrim. I was expecting to go and become this badass dragon slaying war maiden, but no, I'm a mom because this poor orphan kid was tugging at my heartstrings and I had to grind for a house to put her in because kids deserve to be happy goddamnit पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Tfw someone randomly blocks आप and आप have no idea wth आप even do. Mind आप I was फ्रेंड्स with this person too. Well I thought.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This current round of the आइकन contest is absolutely phenomenal so far. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I feel like I have to rep the other fandoms like comics,etc because hardly anyone is in that fandom on बिना सोचे समझे लोल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A बिना सोचे समझे guy asked "Do आप प्यार anime?"......................in the ऐनीमे club. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That feeling when आप successfully remember your PSN पासवर्ड after 8 failed attempts पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So, the other day, my social worker and I went to Publix to start my application. Got that done. Then on our अगला visit, we had to update my application to include my zip code (I forgot my wallet the 1st time). And afterwards, we went to the bakery department to speak to the manager of that part of the store. And according to her, they cannot hire those without any prior experience. So.... that was a bummer. BUT, I'm not giving up, because I can still work in a different department there. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I did some research and found out that a typical short story is between 3,000 and 10,000 words. I am at 4,000 and feel so reassured lmao. I'm about half way done with the story so I'm feeling pretty good right now. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

8theBabe: *playing LOZ breath of the wild, gets an item called farming hoe* Eithne, it you
Me: wow okay पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fanpoper's Gallery Captions: Oh yeah this is me. After work out, yeah dude look this is me.

Me: Betch nah. No one on फैन्पॉप here has abs like that lmao. *googles it* Ahhh yes. Totally a famous Pakistani super model. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Seriously, और and और people are voting my two मतदानो in the way they're not supposed to! Is it really that hard to read this shit "(Don't pick the ones आप already know.)"? या maybe some of them just went "Screw that! I'm gonna my favorite!"? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Come dance with me cause now we're free to love
Love, love, love, love

I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
I believe
In love, प्यार पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Exact words from one of the ranch boys: "I thought आप were going to be an even bigger कुतिया, मतलबी than आप already are when आप get pregnant. Turns out you're just sad all the time." WELL FUCK आप TOO DARIUS पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Someone please yell at me to get off of फैन्पॉप and start working on my story.
Thx. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*deep voice* Obi Wann told आप about your father, did he? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Watching K-ON! on my DVD box set with my friend. He keeps commenting on all the संगीत references in the ऐनीमे series. Cause my friend is a guitarist. And can relate to this Anime. And enjoying some ऐनीमे time with a friend. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The snowbank at the end of my driveway is now taller than I am. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

im not dead guys srry पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना