It's my birthday
and xD

jk पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Well, today's my birthday, and I'm finally 16. It feels strange that this
day's upon me, but I'm happy that I made it this far. Cheers to me I
guess. xD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's my birthday today, having cake and chilling all दिन long~ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wonder if the Receptionist at the Sperm Bank has ever used the phrase ''Thank आप for coming'' !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Question, why would we stop drop and roll in a आग if we are also supposed to "break glass in case of fire"?

Wouldnt we just end up rolling on glass shards? I dont think that would be very helpful पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot if someone still remembers the ''Wot if'' Meme? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A couple of the new boys on the ranch have taken to just calling me mamma. They started doing it at a joke, but it's turning into और and और of my actual nickname. I'm perfectly okay with this पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am off to work
*Gives गुलाब to फैन्पॉप friends* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

People, do आप even? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Stupid Dog

link

vs

Smart Dog

link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop द्वारा drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one द्वारा one. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Life is a DNA software system. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

We live in a इंद्रधनुष of chaos. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Life is like a game of cards. The hand आप are dealt is determinism; the way आप play it is free will. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. आप become used to it. आप have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how आप can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

संगीत washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The harder the conflict, the और glorious the triumph. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If you're going through hell, keep going. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप can't पार करना, क्रॉस the sea merely द्वारा standing and staring at the water. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Life is 10% what happens to आप and 90% how आप react to it. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New साल starts. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I like how innuendo-filled बिना सोचे समझे is tonight पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

At long last, I finally created my own background image for my फैन्पॉप profile! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My new phone is rose सोना and I have a kawaii theme for it and I'm going to make one of those obnoxious decoden cases for it and prove my superior kawaii skills. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Thought Id watch the world burn and told my coworkers during a conversation that I really think the Megaman games are poorly designed. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Calling your man "daddy" या "sir" is for amateurs. Step it up a bit and say "Lieutenant". पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Maybe if we told all of those so called smart people that it's called linguistic minimalism, they'll start using plain English for once पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप see, all world leaders are stupid.

If we wanted world peace, all we have to do is emphasize production on Snicker bars then have everyone eat it at once

Duh. Idiots. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave.(,, ･∀･)ﾉ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

प्यार is a holy affection. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Make your lives a masterpiece, आप only get one canvas. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ily पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fried chicken..
आप and me tonight
🤤 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So here we go again... this is gonna be one of those sleepless nights. O.O Gotta translate about 3 materials, then write about 5 और pages until the morning and make some small measurements... and I have this strong will to complain about it here just because I can. I`m so close to the finish line, but my anxiety is getting the best of me again. Why it`s always the important moments... ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I was walking behind a shitbox honda civic in the walmart parking lot when the little कुतिया, मतलबी driving it started it up with me right behind it. His shitty नितंब, गधा fucking aftermarket exhaust was so loud it almost made me jump out of my boots
Then the little कुतिया, मतलबी had the nerve to laugh at me.
If I ever see him again I'm bashing his fucking face in पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I can feel a change, a change in the wind
I could change your heart, if you'd let me in
Do आप believe, we'll do incredible things
Soar above all with incredible wings
All I need is all that आप can give

Faith, in the smallest amount
Giving me your power where it counts
I can make your greatest wish come true if आप believe
If आप put a little faith in me... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

OH MAN I wheezed so much listening this. I just stopped laughing after like 5 mins of laughter holy shit lmfao

link

Look at this. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i'm in प्यार with their Al Mariachi पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

OMG!!!

28th of May(TODAY) is celebrated as "National Masturbation Day"

o_o

eeehhhhh I can't believe such things exists.

Guys are आप gonna celebrate it? ewww *Coughs* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Expecto Patronum!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just a tip I thought up and felt it would be helpful for others to hear as I was getting ready for bed

If आप ever find yourself drowning, open your mouth up and begin drinking the water. आप cand drown if there is no water 

That is all, have a nice दिन पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Who watches the Nexfilx दिखाना , Kakegurui!!!???😎 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This club needs mouth to mouth resuscitation पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

In two weeks... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Does anyone have experience with camping? And द्वारा this, I mean: Tent, sleeping bag, and all that shit. Because that's what I'll be doing with my Dad in 3 weeks. I asked him if he ever went camping, and he said, "Yes". And also कहा that he ironically planned a camping trip, and told me I had plenty of time to decide if I wanted to go. And I actually think this would be fun, but I've never camped without a camper before. The place we're going to is on an island, in the middle of a lake. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Congratulations, TheLefteris24. आप have got a best answer in one of my पूर्व questions. Best of luck for the new contests. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Eyes are the windows to the soul, and if आप hurt someone's eyes the windows will break and their souls will just fly out! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Stay thirsty, my फ्रेंड्स पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Pissing off sjws is so refreshing. I pissed one off apparently with my blog and I didn't have to say anything. I am just that good.

link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Junko Enoshima is best Despairing Waifu. Period !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Today's winner of daily "Best Answer " contest is Zanhar1. Congratulaions, Zangelica. Also, she even got a best answer in one of my questions. Okay, guys. Let's see who wins the अगला round. Good luck! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Maybe I like mystery books/movies so much because I'm fucking dumb and can't see the ending coming even if hints are dangling in front of my face. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

A girl I प्यार the most on फेसबुक liked my picture..............

I know her since 2015 but we never talk much. I call her डिज़्नी Princess and she asked me to call her सिंडरेला instead which means she loves my attention, right?

Guys, she is like GODDESS OF BEAUTY

I can send आप her link, if आप wanna see her.....

Should I talk to her more? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

so, I am going to post सवाल now and then. आप guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if आप have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave टिप्पणियाँ as well. It will be engaging and fun. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I should just quit my दिन job and become a trucker full time

I would if that wouldn't take me away from my husband so much पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Would आप rather die a hero या live long enough to see yourself become the villain? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My vision level is 53,000 !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

link
wow 100% totes me rn #relatable #wowihavebeenawakefortoolongandnowiwanttoshitpostonthewall पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Please sign the petition

link

And do check the 9 सेकंड्स video at the top

I am crying and shivering right now. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm in बिस्तर and I don't remember how I got into bed... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Loved the Infinity War movie. It was much different than the comics, but MCU has been altering the story from the start...so I don't mind. It's the result of yaers of story building. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Whenever I played Ubisoft's South Park games, the characters keep calling me "Nu Kid" for some reason. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Aaaargh, it`s 4:30 in the morning, but I`m still up pulling an all-nighter. Weirdly enough, that`s only सेकंड time it has happened this semester. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I can’t believe I even tried to be nice to noRAP. आप guys were right. He deserves to be shit on. I’m fucking tired of being nice to someone and then being spat on. From now on, I will destroy anyone who crosses me so they don’t have a chance to do it to me या anyone else again. I’ve had it! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I talked to an old trucker at a truck stop this morning. He was a real nice guy, asked me when the baby was due, talked about his days as a farm hand. It's easy to assume an old bearded tattooed trucker is scetchy as hell but he was just super nice

I mean, I'm pretty sure he was looking at my tits the whole time, but what can I say, I don't blame him पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

The child who is not embraced द्वारा the village will burn it down to feel its warmth पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My God, I had so many message in my इनबॉक्स it has taken me 2 hours to reply to them all--mostly because they are really long messages. And I still have a few to go. I just hope these people still want to talk to me after all of this time lmao! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

As soon as I finish cooking breakfast, the boys and I are going to load up the truck and I'll be back on the road. I got my प्रिय metal playlist, short shorts, and absolutely no bras because I'm getting fucking comfy in my own केबिन पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Silence पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I finally got my stupid fucking husband to talk. He's upset because his Thunderbird won't shift into 4th gear and he can't afford to fix it
Okay, I do feel a little bad for him because that car is important to him, but seriously, all this for that? I'd fucking slap him if that weren't straight up abuse पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I can't hear आप I'm in the skyyyy! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's official, I'm going to take a truck to Kansas City tomorrow. I'm just going to leave, I won't tell my husband because if he can give me the silent treatment I can do it to him too पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I know this is a far shot, but maybe here is someone who has worked with Jira? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Yesterday, I had a Deer Tick crawling through my arm hair. For once, I’m glad to be hairy in certain places पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy Gemini season! ♊ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ITS THE TWENTYFIRST TODAY... ya know just sayin’ |-/ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप know what, I'm going to work today whether my dad wants me to या not. I need to spend और time taking care of the ranch boys and less time thinking about how much I want to die पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I really want one of those stupid fucking गुलाबी Ouija boards but they don't make them anymore and they're expensive when आप actually find them for sale. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Akashi, bruh. amirite? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Man, this Davis stuff is really exhausting! Thank god I can chill out here with Wanta to relax.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am my प्रिय character. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I had been listening to old early 2000's ईमो संगीत all week and it made me want tacos and so now I'm eating tacos in an old गिर कमीज, शर्ट and I'm glad to know that 2008 never really died. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am Riley, the ultimate guardian of the कुकीज़ :3
These are my treasure, along with the ice cream too... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So, the Cake was really a lie in the end huh? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Ever become so tired to the point were आप feel like a zombie? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I प्यार how we have one thing in the अपडेट्स right now. I feel like it represents the activity level on the site very accurately. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

@Riku it's Dendbict Bumblebranch पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

WTF!!

At least 10 people were killed and 10 people were wounded at a school shooting in Santa Fe, Texas. Witnesses say that at around 7:30AM, the gunman stormed into an art class, yelled "Surprise!" and opened fire. They described him as wearing combat boots, a long कोट and a "Born To Kill" shirt.

President Trump says he'll do everything in his power to keep बंदूकों out of the wrong hands. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना