सवाल OF THE DAY: What celebrity has the same birthday as you?!?! My birthday is July 17 so my "birthday buddy" is Luke Bryan! My प्रिय country singer!!!! If आप leave a टिप्पणी दे I'll follow you! या आप can just follow me...I always follow back! Thanks guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fuck school, i hate all the bitches in there, and all the assholes, i can't wait for it to end, FUCK, AND BECAUSE OF SCHOOL, I WAS GROUNDED FOR THE PAST WHOLE MONTH! that's why i'm failing
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no lemme tell आप something the world is gonna be filled with "bitches and assholes" because after आप get out of school if आप wanna get anywhere आप have to go to college and waste a shitload of money and even then for some degrees and jobs there's no guarantee you'll make it into the working world and survive in a world where it's completely cut-throat so listen here u little shit आप be thankful for the things आप have because you're gonna endure a lot for the rest of your life. be fucking positive goshएक साल से अधिक पुराना
Hey, did आप know there are almost as many unemployed youth in the world as there are people in America? How's that for a bright future? :Dएक साल से अधिक पुराना
Hi everybody! I know a fanpopper who created a club, and really needs people to join. Here's the link: www.fanpop.com/clubs/fangames If आप can join, please join.
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Everyone knows the reason why Hitler killed himself was that he knew he would have to face Stalin and his mighty mustache, and Hitler's pathetic excuse for upper-lip hair, unworthy of being called a mustache, would not be able to handle the massive influx of awesome from Stalin's nation crushing mustache. He foresaw the humiliation that was coming, and promptly decided to kill himself to save him from utter embarrassment at the hands of Stalin's epic mustache
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nah man i agree with your mom i mean to आप it might not be good but to others something might be it all depends on your preference.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Learning two languages at the same time isn't really the best idea. Unless they are kind of similar then it's fine,I guess. Bad choice Egypt,bad choice.
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हे matt i see that sam and ashley are talking to आप and द्वारा the way im sams cousin. my name is makayla and आप were going to come to my house. oh and द्वारा the way HI!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I'm always going for the cartoon couples not many people think about like in Adventure Time, I like Finn and Marceline not Finn and Flame Princess. And in The Amazing World of Gumball, I like Gumball and Carrie, not Gumball and Penny
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i was walking down he city streets abd a डॉल्फिन walked up to me and hand me the latest energy drink he sead "run faster jump higher" and im like "broooooooooooooooo what i look like a swimmer" so i took it and threw it on the grouuuuuuuuuuuuuuund
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My classmate were looking up their names in the dictionary... Julio: Definition of Julio, a very masculine name *lifts head proudly* Me:....Doesn't Julio mean July in Spa- Julio: Shut up! Me: o_o
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One of my guy फ्रेंड्स is attempting to hit on me and used this pick up line: "If आप were a guy, I'll be gay." Of course it didn't work cause I see him as a friend, nothing और nothing less. Then he called me twice as ugly and left. It was an awkward situation and he does this to me every day. In fact, ALL my guy फ्रेंड्स do it. It's weird. I think I should stop making guy friends.
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i have never watched a single episode of game of thrones in my life, but i know for a fact that आप do not fuck with the blonde dragon chick.
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sitting outside with best guy friend in snow (his name is Cody) Me: *hits Cody with snowball* Cody: Do not throw snowballs at your king Me: -_- *hits Cody with another snowball*
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आप know,one दिन I just want to lay down on some freshly mowed घास and blow on dandelions. Umbrella included of course. *Sighs*
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I hate it when आप look up pictures on गूगल तस्वीरें for a book and in the related searches is something like "Bluestar's Death" and your like "WHAT?! BLUESTAR DIES?!" and it ruins it. (P.S. Bluestar is from the warrior series just thought I'd use her as an example)
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When I'm feeling lonely Sad as I can be All द्वारा myself on an uncharted island In an endless sea
What makes me happy Fills me up with glee Those बोन्स in my JAW! That don't have a flaw
My Shiny Teeth and ME
My shiny teeth that twinkle Just like the stars in space My shiny teeth that sparkle Addin' beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten Just like a क्रिस्मस tree आप know they walk a mile just to see me smile Woo! My Shiny Teeth and Me
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the अगला time आप feel like shit just remember the sloths they don;t do anything ever and they haven;t gone extinct so आप can afford to take a nap
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cool *sings a song* He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot He'll eat आप with his taters and his greens He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot 'Cause to Bigfoot you're a fleshy tangerine Boy: Oh, no! Clyde: He goes barefoot so he's always free to stomp ya He carries a big stick so he can whomp ya Sharpens up those teeth so he can chomp ya So I think आप better flee 'cause I'm telling आप that he's... Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot He bathes in the water that आप drink Holly: Yuck! Clyde: He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot So watch out 'cause he's closer than आप think Boo!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Happy Earth Day! What's sad is my friend and I were talking today about Earth दिन and then one of my other फ्रेंड्स said"It's Earth Day?" And I go "OF COURSE IT'S EARTH दिन HOW COULD आप FORGET?! IT'S LIKE EARTH'S BIRTHDAY! HOW COULD आप FORGET?!" And she goes " I was too busy styling my hair to think about earth day" I just look at her like this -_-एक साल से अधिक पुराना
So my फ्रेंड्स saw my um... incestualish (not even a word. e.e) background on my laptop. ....Kill me now. ;~; I had to hid my face for a while.
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*too busy telling little kids lies to notice* " I swear Spongebob is gay! I saw him making out with Diago behind the school! And Dora was watching! She is messed up"एक साल से अधिक पुराना
yeah, i will be! i went outside after that being as quiet as i could but i heard that huffing noise they make from nearby after getting a can, so i bolted for the house thinking "oshitoshitoshit!' but i didn't see it. it's a black भालू btw.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
~“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way द्वारा moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”~
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Me when I was 5 seeing someone pull a rabbit out of there hat for the first time: .........What kind of black magic is this?!
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MY CLASSROOM IS HAUNTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! During testing today it was silent then suddenly we heard a weird noise like a weird baby laughing crying dying sound. I don't know how to explain what it sounded like. But it was coming from the closet. It was scary. Even the teacher looked a little scared.
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If my dad breaks the TV one और time I'll lose my patience!! JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON AND IT'LL SWITCH BACK ON, ITS NOT THAT HARD!!
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the loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
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हे I'm bored ask me a question K....Do your balls smell like fish? And does your pubic hair go up your nose when आप smell them 0_o I dont smell my balls and they don't smell like fish If आप don't smell them how do आप no they don't smell of fish? I don't smell my balls but i no they don't smell like fish. Ok.......but just to be accurate smell your balls *my friend sends me this conversation and says its her and her bf talking and I die of laughter*
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आप know if I had to eat either a मकड़ी या a roach I'd eat the roach because I can't have a मकड़ी making webs inside of me. That's gross O_o
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i just had some faith in humanity restored because the people living across from the westboro baptist church painted their house इंद्रधनुष and painted their पंच buggy इंद्रधनुष and wrote "fagbug" in big letters.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
हे guys! I've started a new club called 180. It's open to anyone and I was wondering if आप would like to शामिल होइए it. If not, I would प्यार it if आप spread the word around. आप can do both, if आप would like to.
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