I'm so tired I could eat a horse...wait what? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis,filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall. Every night she used to go to the दीवार & get satisfied herself. Oneday her neighbour saw this..!He made a hole in the wall, removed the husbands penis & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife...cut his penis & said..."Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!"Moral,,,, don't put your dick everywhere पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just लॉस्ट my voice. I have to go to school but I am not aloud to talk at all. I AM GOING TO DIE TODAY! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am dieing right now. I am sick and it does not help that I am always outside. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

people x soft drinks are bad
me x buys big नितंब, गधा pepsi पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

;-; Guys I was going to make another fun Hunger Games Simulator for this club like I did in the past since its been a while and everyone seemed to have enjoyed it ;-;

But ;-; Despite having the code a week पूर्व ;-; The website deleted my and forgot my code that had all the fun events that could have happened and made it fun ;-;

If आप guys like, I could try to make it again ;-; पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I often like to think that somewhere in my ancestry there is royalty. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Today I played a prank and wrote my friend's name on my test and he got an A plu- oh.. huh.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy National Siblings Day! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Praise Kek !!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i had a girl sleep in my घर am i not allowed 2 b gay now do i lose my gay card पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I played a prank on my friend comeron okay so this is how it went:
I walked up to a kid she hates and told him she liked him and told him to ask her out. He did but like 5 times. She thinks he likes her but it was me. I am also going to prank her द्वारा giving her a stuffed animal that my dog has played with before. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Just told my friend how many kids bully me. I regret it now. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why is the human race so ignorant that we must fear and destroy what we don't understand? I don't get that. I say rather than fearing the unknown, we should study it. I think we as a whole should expand our horizons. If knowledge is power, then why can't we wield it? I think that we could benefit greatly from सवालों much better than judgments. My सवाल is... Do आप crave knowledge? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Requesting target , mail order pizza. I repeat, target is the pizza. Over. Over. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप are not a drop in the ocean आप are the entire ocean
In a drop पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

गुलाब are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what आप think......
Its a Teabag पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Teacher: Today's topic is photosynthesis
Kids: Ok Sir
Teacher: So what is photosynthesis?
Kids: Today's topic पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Having been on this club, and even और so this cite, for as long as I have, I feel super old and archaic. I cant imagine what it feels like to be the fossils we are making oil out of like Zanhar and Blind. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I was born to smother आप with flowers. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Today a kid walked up to me and कहा "are आप my mother?" I replayed be saying "No, I am not आप mom" he कहा आप look like her are आप sure आप are not here. I कहा yes i am sure. Then he called ma fat and ugly and ran off crying. Then his mom came over to him and told him to say sorry but he did not. I guess I am not going to the mall any time soon. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When a lady is pregnant, all her फ्रेंड्स touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I just got a surgery yesterday. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am losing my mind! all my so posed to be फ्रेंड्स are changing and making me feel bad. I am crying because I feel like I have to change with them. I am going to have a mental breakdown soon!! I cant even breath. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Today I made फ्रेंड्स with my crush and twinklestar11 saw how strange it went. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot if the 'wot if' meme never existed ?? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am done with everyone at school. Just got bullied for the सेकंड time today. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Have आप ever felt invisible. I feel like that because I am so shy but yet bold when I get bullied cause words do cut deep and that only makes आप stronger and to find out who आप really are inside. Take it from me I am different because of what people say but आप should not change. I bet आप all are amazing talented people that need a best friend so that they can help आप though the hardest times in आप life.
टिप्पणी दे if आप have a best friend AND If आप get bullied and how they help you. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am so tired of getting picked on because I am not a girly girl like other people and don't like girly things. I am a fucking tomboy people. I wear all black and red *most of the time* but that does not mean I am going to cry and run away and act shy. Well I am shy but who really cares about that.I am tired of walking into school and getting bullied for no reason at all. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Try to figure out what color a smurf will turn if आप choke it. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

just because i कहा something nice doesn't give आप the right to call me your friend all the sudden पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

SUPRIZZE BUTTSEKSS पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Today is the last दिन for pssas!! :) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One spelling mistake can destroy your life: a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add e at the end of a word: I'm having such a wonderful time.. Wish आप were her..... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot if we're all already in the afterlife, and life is just a psychically connected dream that we are all simultaneously having? And then when people die, it's actually their dead loved ones pouring a bucket of water on their head to wake them up. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Today I pushed Twinklestar11 into a boy she hates at school now she is mad at me. I am calling it true love. They are ment to be together. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

SON: Dad how do I know when someone is drunk?
DAD: Come here, आप see the four coconut trees there? Good, a drunk man will see eight.
SON: But dad, there's just two coconut trees there.
DAD: पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Anyone here way too prone to loving the sympathetic antagonist? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A lady told me she is proud to be a virgin and that she will die virgin because she wants to be a good example to her children... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I was high af at this gun खरीडिए where I work and I could swear a guy came in asking for ammunition for his clock. I was all like WTF man. 6 hours later I realize what happened and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be fired पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I find it amusing. People who have been on this side for like... 4-5+ years are really not present on the troll जवाब while people that were here from 0-4 years seem to post a lot in response. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Patient - doctor I took my meds at 6 Am today.
Doctor - but I told आप to take them at 9 Am.
Patient- I wanted to surprise the bacteria. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

if आप were here like back in 2006 till 2011-2012-2013- 2015 tops आप know those were the best years even trolls were funny पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Whoever says कुत्ता can't smile never met my dog. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Honestly I think that tonight reminded me that I never left my early 2012 meme and 'i'm so बिना सोचे समझे rawr लोल xD' phase. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Can't we get a better quality troll than someone that just call someone bitches? Its pretty lame, I don't know if आप can even consider that trolling. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That moment when you're not active on a site and when आप try to reconnect however they just don't remember. for whatever reason. "And you're just like oh okay आप don't remember me well it is my fault yeahhhh" and then आप just end the conversation quickly as to not be awkward. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

* in a demonic voice *. I am evil and I want cheese. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

omg my mom gave birth to my new baby sister:D im not the only child anyone i'm so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Who got the booty? I got the booty. They got the booty. We got the booty. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Boi. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Happy late birthday to this sexy blob in my icon! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Have आप ever noticed once आप "fall in love" with a song, and u listen to it a lot, the song seems to go quicker than when the first time u heard it.

this happened to me. I was just listening to the song called "girls" and i just started to listen to it and i went to see how mmany मिनटों were left and there was like 1 min left already. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Super stoked for the rain we're supposed to be getting अगला week. I just want to put on my worn out trench कोट and lay down in the mud. Does that sound like fun to anyone else? Anyone wanna join? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm a new user here!

द्वारा the way, if any of आप have फेसबुक account, can आप please like my page? :-)
---> link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if it isn'tapril fools दिन पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

An extravagant excerpt from our valiant hero Shakespeare:

"APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!" -April 23rd, 1616 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I can't believe i actually joined this gay site & stayed here for this long i've always hated it here it's awful
:vvv पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप know who should get with Bellatrix? Molly Weasley. That'd be hot AF.
Like AzkaDAMN! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

April Fool's दिन is gay. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i प्यार america but hate the ignorant people who uses /understands freedom wrong i can't stand those who says i do what i want without giving a single fuck about respect या that everything has a they just act like they own the fucking earth पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

when i'm eating with people i instantly lose my appetite पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Geesh. Kingdom Hearts sucks its like so made for children with all that डिज़्नी oh wow how childish how lame. Also Misogi, Akashi, Hibari, Kano, Alone, Ferid, Mika, Fushimi and all those other characters I used to प्यार I hate so much. They all suck man पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have a confession to make. My real name is Riku. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is gross im glad weed is illegal wow wot a dangerus drug पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wow women sure r hot nd sexualy attractive omg how did i not notice this b4
guys
guys wot if im straight पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have a change of heart. I think guns, anime, and swearing should all be illegal. #ILoveJesus #GovermentIsVoluntary पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I hate that कुतिया, मतलबी Nu-13 now. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That awkward moment when आप leave a store without buying anything and all आप can think is "act natural, you're innocent". पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Evil isn't born, it's made - Regina,Once Upon A Time पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

#SaturdaySatire पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

And आप too, Brutus? In that case, die, Caesar. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I unironically like the backstreet boys, don't make fun of me. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

1 मछली 2 मछली red मछली bloo मछली पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That moment when your battery is at 3% and आप see your Boss uploadpictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, आप quickly टिप्पणी दे "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out!Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I woke up at 1:30 pm yesterday. I literally have not slept since. I'm still wide awake. How the fuck is this possible. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

PSA for the retards in the back: Just because I'm about as real as the cat in the fucking hat, doesn't mean I'm not a fucking girl. Do I need to make that और clear on my profile? Do I need to post fucking boob pics? Do I need to act और effeminate? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Oh hey, would आप look at that, it's almost the 1st of the अगला month.

It's go time, Fanpopians. >:) Let's make this an April Fools to remember... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

दूध i प्यार it और dan sex पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot if ....all of us(including TheSlimJim as well)are nothing और than fictional characters inside a novel that was written द्वारा a real person? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot if someone actually asked Wot if? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot if what the fuck did I miss and wot the fuck jim? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot if I didn't suck at this meme पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if we all made our mottos wot if पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if u guys are unraviling all my secrets wot if i rlly am a alien nd wot if i didnt start wot if???? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot if THaSlimJim didnt start the "wot if"? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

link WOT IF THE COLOUR I USED IN THIS IS MEAT POWDER पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Wot if we are all just figments of imagination created द्वारा THaSlimJim's mind??1?/?? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

WOT IF WE R UNRAVELING HTE FABRIS OF THE UNIVERSE पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if 8thegreat WAS meat powder
wot if.... we r all meat powder????????????? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if 8thegreat was a literal cup of ramen, रामन पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if thaslim is not jim पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if-
o god wAT HAVE I DONE
WOT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if the फैन्पॉप दीवार doesn't kno its a फैन्पॉप दीवार पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if ur tits didnt kno it was tits
wot if ur penis didnt kno it was penis पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if ur ऐनीमे didnt kno it was ऐनीमे पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if ur meat powder didnt kno it was meat powder पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My favourite colour is meat powder. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

खाना makes everything better. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

wot if ur brain didnt kno it was brain पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना