Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell आप never to go with strangers
But आप know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells आप to go with them, maybe go with them
आप may find yourself on a fun adventure पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

हे girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What आप currently have in your mouth is art पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I just ate dark चॉकलेट and coffee two कड़वा things just like life in 2020

XD पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that आप try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right या damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Sup, minions. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

My friend कहा that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope आप all have a lovely creampie पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Reasons why पास्ता is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried द्वारा 'Jerry''. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Gonna leave this here: link 😂 पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Is he gone *holds a water gun* पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Like, last year, used to drive the work वैन, वान and make DBZ noises while doing so. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I spin, jump, and get apples. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I am Calypso, and I thank आप for playing Twisted Metal. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

आप know that moment when आप want to relax but आप end up stressing yourself more?

XD पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

आप people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until आप experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If आप really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

कुतिया, मतलबी nah, आप better accept this सलाद and three साल subscription to weight watchers because I know आप miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it घर for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Finished fasting दिन of Arafat.
Feels good^^ पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I think this should be साल of the duck. Any साल should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing और बोन्स on चोटी, शीर्ष of the बोन्स आप already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever आप can come up with is far worse than me giving आप the satisfaction of an answer पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

So, is uploading तस्वीरें just not working in forums, या is it elsewhere too? पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Okay,for some reason uploading तस्वीरें on your प्रोफ़ाइल gallery works when आप are in Microsoft Edge XD पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

The Ocean Feeds द्वारा Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

So I discussed the inability to अपलोड तस्वीरें for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Finish what आप start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a चॉकलेट cake.

I feel better already. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down अगला to a man.
The man says, How did आप get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A तोप blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did आप get your hook?

The pirate says, I लॉस्ट it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did आप get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

2020 is a weird year
5 years पूर्व i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन my pride, say you're right all along
या you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

ooga booga penis पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

हे so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading तस्वीरें to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

आप know, the thing. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. पोस्टेड ·5महीने पहले

I'm gonna रद्द करें that कुतिया, मतलबी President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

I've come to collect आप पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

She just want to say hi.

link पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

✨
Someone holds me सुरक्षित and warm
घोड़े prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my दिल used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave वींडवेकर्गाई430 lmao पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Good night everyone. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My प्रिय movie अगला to Gilbert अंगूर 2: अंगूर Gets Gaped पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing निनटेंडो Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes आप पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

So the doctor कहा that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize आप as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Shows a message from गूगल while trying to अपलोड image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Hey, आप ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the प्यार of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
आप let yourself go over some poor girl आप met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until आप fall that आप fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

“What is अगला to ecstasy?
Pain.
What is अगला to pain?
Nothingness.
What is अगला to nothingness?
Hell.” पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.” पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

“The path to paradise begins in hell.” पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.” पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

I think I left my conscience on your front door step. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

2020 got me feeling like that guy in the elevator in Drive. And I ain't talking about Ryan Gosling. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

I'm still thinking about closing my account here (to change my user), but what do I change it to? पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

This whole cornavirus thing.. I find it hard not to get depressed sometimes.. I can keep distracting myself with video games, fanpop, youtube, anything really.. but whenever I have a moment to myself, I get anxious and a little depressed.. Is it ever gonna end.. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

That moment when

आप know what I mean? पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Everytime I come back I say to myself why XD पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Some people really sit there and think that a "Sorry/I'm Sorry" is a instafix to issues. Especially when they either don't really mean it या take any real effort to stop the कहा issue from occurring.
Well news flash, आप can't blow up a fucking house and then really think that "I'm sorry" is gonna make amends😂 My god, people nowadays. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Tfw just when you're about to make something decent (or good) on your DAW, it crashes. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Really appreciate Adam K & Soha's progressive house संगीत at late night. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले

Really appreciating the existence of The Offspring at 3 in the morning. And it feels so fucking right. पोस्टेड ·6महीने पहले