UPDATE: Hurricane Laura missed Lufkin, so we're pretty much marked safe. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

There's a line on the horizon, you're like a lion and a lamb
Is it a tragedy या triumph?
You're so good, it's sick
Why did आप निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन down my poison?
Now I'm you're number one fan
Naked on a desert island, yeah
You're so good, it's sick पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Welp, I just ate part of a pie that I don't like and had टोस्ट - but I'm still hunnnnnnnnngggggggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

What should I eat now? xD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm making a call out video
Any superhero that doesn't kill their villain is equally as responsible for the crimes as the villain
The villain will just get out again
Just fucking kill them and get it over with
Oh, but they can't kill because they have morals
Will morals keep my child from getting kidnapped and sold on the black market द्वारा The Green Gobbler?
This message is brought to आप द्वारा the Frank गढ़, महल Crew पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It was me, Barry पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I dont know If I want to start posting या just stare and do nothing! which I've been doing the last ten मिनटों XD its hard to start over when coming back लोल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Why flee from yourself my good sir? From who आप are? Sprinting away, believing to be making grandiose miles down a glamorously perfect road. Kind, kind gentleman, it appears that you've been traveling in the wrong direction, away from progression. Run along now, the mirror is awaiting. I bid आप farewell, my good sir." पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Man, it'd be nice if we could start working and not have to wait for everyone to fuck around searching for stuff. Lmao. At least I get to internet while we wait, I guess. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

“My insides,
They churnin' its burnin'
These spirits, they liftin' my spirit
I'm leavin' my body, uplifted
This liquid, a gift this, it's snake bit
It's poison, I know it
To hell with, just pour it, just pour it
Just pour it, just pour it Just pour it” पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

“Close your eyes and turn your face into the wind.

Feel it sweep along your skin in an invisible ocean of exultation.

Suddenly, आप know आप are alive.” पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

“I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself.” पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

In the words of the future president of the world
"Come on, fat" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Everyone takes notice of the abyss staring back while they peer into its depths.

But no one notices the tears that it sheds. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This is the third bad अपडेट्स I received for my laptop... 😒

At this point, Windows should stop doing updates. Like, fuck. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Well, the trailer came out for the upcoming बैटमैन film starring Robert Pattinson. It looks overly-dark and dour and no fun. I miss the 1960's और and और and that's coming from someone who wasn't even born yet in the 60's. The new बैटमैन film better have बैटमैन dancing या I'm going to be seriously disappointed. In the words of Adam West himself when he guest-starred in The Simpsons: "How come बैटमैन doesn't dance anymore?" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Now we have a hurricane heading to Texas. The last thing we need... Might as well send Cthulhu and Godzilla while you're at it, God 😒 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I haven't showed up in months. Tht was bc I quit this site. Just so ya ppl know. I'm still not coming bk here. I just came bk bc I kept getting emails from here which I didn't in a long time. Welp this is good bye पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I know that people here enjoyed Waifu Labs so I thought that it couldn't hurt to let everyone know that I made a club for it, if y'all want a place to dump your generated Waifus lol. link पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I guess the murder hornets went back to Asia? I haven't seen one in Texas yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

''For every sweep of the sword, give its respect thrice. With my training I shall reach the infinity.'' पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's all fun and games until बाघों start drop kicking आप while listening to Iris of the Human द्वारा Forfeiter. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Do आप ever leave a community for a really long time for various reasons of varying validity, and then find yourself really nostalgic and wanting to come back? And then आप do, and आप see so many of the same people who were there years ago, still faithfully participating, and आप feel guilty somehow and like it's not really fair to just jump back in again? I ask for no particular reason, of course. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Paedophiles deserve to get executed, and that's that. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Pedophilia is not normal
Touching kids should not be accepted
Sex with a minor should not be a social norm
आप should not be shamed for hating pedophiles
But apparently, people on Twitter tell आप "It's 2020. Fucking kids is all the rage"
I know I say "kill yourself" ironically a lot, but I genuinely mean it this time
If you're a pedophile, fucking kill yourself पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I have watched Tower of God and I gotta say, I find the hate train on a certain character rather amusing. लोल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

In Red Dead Redemption 2 आप can travel to Amidillo.. But everyone has to wear a mask to avoid spreading a sickness.. Rockstar predicted the future.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

God out here 'bout to pull an epic gamer हटाइए and रद्द करें earth live on Twitter पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wish my life was और interesting sometimes. I get kind of bored of not being in one place and not having a "home", so to speak. But, I like my job and what we accomplish, and I'm saving money, so I guess I just have to put up with it... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप what आप do,
आप and your crew,
आप even got players and thugs doin' it too.
The mo' that I drank,
The mo' it's lookin' smooth.
It's nothin' to a boss, I can do that shit too. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Law clerkship applications be asking shit like "Why do आप think it's beneficial for Allans Lawyers to invest in innovation? Provide an example of innovation in a business that has impressed you"... I'd rather be beaten to within an inch of my life and then strapped to the exercise bike powering my own life support than pretend I have a keen interest in bUSiNeSs iNnOvAtIoN iN tHe LeGaL sEcToR honestly पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

And that's late nights, doing what I wanna do
I got sleep eyes; I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some सूअर का मांस, बेकन on it
One thing I प्यार और than being with you
And that's no ties, no drama in my life
Yeah I, I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some सूअर का मांस, बेकन on it
One thing I प्यार और than being with you-ou-ou-ou
Yeah, you-ou-ou-ou पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast / But we like hot मक्खन on your breakfast toast" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Yeah, living the raw deal, three-course meal / Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That's it, you're going to the Impregnation Nation पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

'I used to run a bank
I'm the sediment at the bottom of | your water tank
And for a change of tact
I'd like to say | I प्यार the way | आप scratch my back
And it's black, yeah it's black
The hole आप dug us in
And it's black, yeah it's black
And it's black my दिल I wear it well' पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Sssssssssssssssssmokinnnnnn'!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Was just thinking....has anyone watched kakegurui?
The school is like where rich people throw their psychopath kids away because an asylum would be too low for their standards XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I found out my sister has a joint.. Not only am I cool about it, I even tried some of it.. Well not yet, but sounds like I might get to soon.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I do admittedly like my slightly गॉथिक style.. Just enough that I would probably get a skull tattoo if ever to get one.. And I watch a lot of horror वीडियो on youtube, simply cause they interest me.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Tomoya X Nagisa is probably the best ऐनीमे couple ever! At least, according to me and a whole bunch of other people! XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So, it's almost 3am... I guess I should probably go to बिस्तर at some point soon xD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I शामिल होइए the pinkbloom tribute to KissAnime. Man, that sucks so bad. I actually really liked that site. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A moment of silence and tribute to a legendary website called kissanime and also किस manga.
RIP किस Anime😭💔

Because the site has been terminated द्वारा जापान community. So, we won't be able to access new animes.
It was active for 8 years and now has met it's very sad end. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am sick and tired of making a मतदान on here even though people probably have better shit to do
If आप guys don't vote on my sick नितंब, गधा poll, I'm gonna get really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really really really really reallyreallyreallyreallyreally REALLY upset पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I watch a lot of Rob Dyke/Gavagan, and only time I actually got angry are the ones about corrupt cops.. या lawyers who try to use poor upbrings as excuses for vicious serial killers.. Makes और sense than blaming video games though.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

the moment आप realize आप still can't drive, still single, living at home, and still spending all your time online.. Yeah, life is good.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Part of me kinda wants Summer to end, as there's और I can do in fal.. But at the same time.. I live at a lake.. I also don't.. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Let it be know that it doesn't matter what आप are
आप could be blacker than the night या as white as snow
आप could be straight as an ऐरो या as queer as a ten dollar bill
An asshole is still an asshole. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes
Don't use your race, gender या sex to excuse your shitty behavior
If you're a dick and your gay, then you're just a gay dick
आप should understand the value of not being a dickhead पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

On Twitter, आप always gotta wonder who shit in their cereal
The answer is them
They shit in their own cereal and blame the world for it
Expect them to take a mighty dump in their cereal again tomorrow morning पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wish 'mad hatter' was a job type. I'd so do that for a living. Lmao.

Like, why wouldn't ya? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Whoever nonoobs is they are a piece of shit and i hope they die a miserable shitty death while having rotten dog turds dropped all over them पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Look, आप all can post your ऐनीमे pics and memes all आप want, but until आप pull the trigger and achieve the ultimate Otaku कल्पना like my nigga Mr. Anime, आप don't get to call yourself a real otaku. Okay? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Since apparently it needs to be कहा because some people really ain't got anything better to do. This is my only account. I won't be making another account, I barely have time to waste with just this one account. If someone messages आप using my name या username, that ain't me. It's probably nonoobs. रिपोर्ट the account and the message because that ain't me. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Somebooooddddyyyyyyy इनबॉक्स me XD I'm bored पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

They can't keep us down 'cause we're Monster High bread. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Trees! Trees! Trees!

Ohhhhhh, planting trees is a good, good life, a good, good life.

I should make a song xD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

...... *ariariariariariariariariari* ....... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप have no idea have funny it is to know someone who can do a perfect Kratos expression say "Boi, fetch me the ketchup and रोटी of wheat." 😂😂 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Finally going on a vacation tomorrow. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Welp. फैन्पॉप on a phone sucks balls. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Guys I know this is late but I have just noticed.
BlindBandit92
TheLefteris24
Kuro_Hyou666
zanhar1

I never cared about my club and never will post anything there.

If that asshole NoNoobs shows up again just ignore him
I appreciate the defend that आप guys दिखाना all of आप rock^^

But trust me if he directly talked to me he will be dreaming of his mama cleaning his diaper. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Remember when आप were a kid, and after chasing down the ice cream truck with the local neighborhood kid like the monsters from I Am Legend, and आप would buy one of those Spongebob या Spider-Man ice creams only to open the wrapper and see their faces dripping and their eyes falling out? Is that supposed to be Spider-Man या a Hiroshima survivor
Good childhood memories पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I just discovered a problem with my schedule. It is dictating to me that I must spend one WHOLE घंटा doing timesheets, when I could be playing LoL...

...Why do I have to have responsibilities? Lol. I wish I got paid to just do as much nothing as I possibly could. I'd get bored eventually, though, then I'd find something to do. Hopefully.

I don't wanna do things, I wanna play games and go on Fanpop... Lmao. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Me: *Discovers that Matrix 4 is in the making months later*

Also me: *surprised Raviolis face* पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Every confusion in ऐनीमे is answered with - "It doesn't makes sense here, but probably does in manga". पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm having a memingful time XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I wanna pet ह्वेल, व्हेल :/ But not just a regular whale. Mine's have to be a taco-waffle-megla-sharktoplatopus hybrid that sounds like Dio when it talks. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Lycanroc-Dusk
Bisharp
Serperior
Gyarados
Haxorus
Mega Charizard X पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Where the fuck is Lefty when आप need him? XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I think I should go to bed. Lol. It's almost 2.30 am and I don't wanna get up too late. Lmao. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, आप dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Have आप ever received strange messages here? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell आप something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Guys the आइकन contest is back. I think uploading तस्वीरें work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give या take. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Who got the apples? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell आप never to go with strangers
But आप know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells आप to go with them, maybe go with them
आप may find yourself on a fun adventure पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

हे girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What आप currently have in your mouth is art पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I just ate dark चॉकलेट and coffee two कड़वा things just like life in 2020

XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that आप try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right या damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Sup, minions. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My friend कहा that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope आप all have a lovely creampie पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना