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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation द्वारा saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall या any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way आप laugh as आप wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt या Uncle. If आप dare, hug them.
5. While passing a बिना सोचे समझे stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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This was definitely the most difficult सूची I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. आप can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the चोटी, शीर्ष 10 and just listing the other women and दिखा रहा है pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for आप guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope आप enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to टिप्पणी दे and I can't wait to hear what...
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag आप down to his level and beat आप with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I चुरा लिया a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make आप a Christian any और than standing in a गेराज makes आप a car.
6. We live in a society where पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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These are my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 LEAST प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों and just like with my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों सूची I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell आप how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to दिखाना that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a सूची like this pretty much just कहा they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my सूची and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and आप want to confuse them. No laughing या anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my फ्रेंड्स do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do आप want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is आप who is calling me. Ok, so what did आप need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. आप called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! आप are the one who called me! Now i ask one और time who are आप and why did आप call my at this...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF आप DON'T PASS THIS ON आप DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All दिन long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Abbaye du Mont des बिल्ली
Abertam
Abondance
Acapella
Ackawi
Acorn
Adelost
Affidelice au Chablis
Afuega'l Pitu
Airag
Airedale
Aisy Cendre
Allgauer Emmentaler
Alverca
Ambert
American Cheese
Ami du Chambertin
Anejo Enchilado
Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Anthoriro
Appenzell
Aragon
Ardi Gasna
Ardrahan
Armenian String
Aromes au Gene de Marc
Asadero
Asiago
Aubisque Pyrenees
Autun
Avaxtskyr
Baby Swiss
Babybel
Baguette Laonnaise
Bakers
Baladi
Balaton
Bandal
Banon
Barry's खाड़ी, बे Cheddar
Basing
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Bavarian Bergkase
Baylough
Beaufort
Beauvoorde
Beenleigh Blue...
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posted by Andolion
 The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes आप just can't seem to remember why it is आप didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank आप for asking....
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1.skip randomly
2.pretend आप have a बिना सोचे समझे obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the अगला few days and buy all sorts of लामा related stuff then one दिन dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several और times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of आप so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED द्वारा YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying नारंगी, ऑरेंज on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as आप want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा या something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone आप love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard या hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as आप open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 मिनटों या so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring या your nails on the blackboard अगला time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. अगला संगीत कार्यक्रम आप go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started द्वारा a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new आइकन he created. This angered millions, and विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें the My Little टट्टू fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on चोटी, शीर्ष of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an लेख of it since I seem to be making the same टिप्पणी दे over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an लेख to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my टिप्पणी दे on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this प्रशंसक club either).
Overrated...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach आप exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to हटाइए house.

If your friend gets bitten द्वारा a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better सुरक्षित than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I प्यार this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face या the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I प्यार him with all my heart. I प्यार the way he sings, I प्यार the way he looks, I प्यार the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as आप walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at आप for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like एल (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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बिना सोचे समझे strangers

stare at them and as soon as आप notice point at them and claim they're some famous celebrity.
"OMG you're Cheryl Cole"

bump shoulders with them continually and go "eh eh eh"

yell "hey blondie" at them "how आप doin"

randomly start the Mexican wave then whoever doesn't शामिल होइए in boo and whoever does smile at them creepily.

hold your fingers together in the evil person position then laugh and stare at them.

siblings

constantly look over their shoulder at what they're doing make fart noises

tap them on the shoulder and when they look tell them it was your imaginary friend

sing really...
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something आप aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner या later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what आप really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, या take her to dinner, also sometimes a card या a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, आप wont die...
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume आप are Chinese just because you're Asian, या automatically assume आप are Mexican just because आप are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best फ्रेंड्स are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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