I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one आप love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say आप प्यार me unless आप really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like आप could किस my imperfections away,
And I would stand द्वारा your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to आप on everything I am,
And I dedicate to आप all that I have,
And I promise आप that I will stand right द्वारा your side,
Forever and always, until the दिन I die.

I’m not crying over what आप said;
It’s what आप didn’t say that...

(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this लेख to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, आप did it. आप FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...

(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason कहा hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason कहा letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...

This ain't mine. I twas originally written द्वारा xSHOCKYx, who कहा 'Pass this on if आप प्यार Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with येशु Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So आप believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are आप good या evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are और likely to become serial killers.

Everything आप see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are और likely to dream when आप are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If आप tear off paper from bottles, आप are sexually...

101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If आप live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some फ्रेंड्स along for company, या just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...

As many of आप know I made a सूची of 20 प्रिय animated heroes, which फैन्पॉप actually advertised on the फैन्पॉप page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous या something. Anyway just like with my प्रिय animated heroines सूची I'm going to be making a सूची of the worst animated heroes. I just प्यार to do these hate लेखाए just as much as my प्रिय ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just और fun because आप get to make और jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a टिप्पणी दे and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...

Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore आप with too much लेखन - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv दिखाना that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...

-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...

474 Things To Do When You're Bored


- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a बिस्तर of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your तकिया X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal द्वारा conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what आप think."

7. Claim that आप must always wear a bicycle हेलमेट as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as बार्बी गुड़िया and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a बिना सोचे समझे patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

आप know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your प्रिय character from तारा, स्टार Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled द्वारा Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, या Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your प्रिय female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

Well, I opened up my mailbox the other दिन and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer या something sending me some money, but insted, the letter कहा (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. आप remember that हार I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four सवालों to determine the level of your intellect. Your उत्तरों must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating या wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: आप are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in सेकंड place.
In which position are आप now?

Answer:

If आप answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. आप overtook the सेकंड runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the अगला सवाल try not to be so dumb.

2 : If आप overtake the last...

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All आप Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's दिल is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he कहा "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just प्यार alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and विवरण and he put the man inside and कहा "see आप in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the सेकंड man he asked the same सवाल and the man replied "oh man I just प्यार to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED द्वारा YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying नारंगी, ऑरेंज on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as आप want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा या something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...

#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest आप read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming या killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could आप say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The महीना award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If आप were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...