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This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my दिल out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, या the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my दिल out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. आप wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet आप on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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I did a similar लेख in the डिज़्नी spot except in that one I talked about movies. I प्यार संगीत so much and there’s so many songs that remind me of certain people and events so I wanted to talk about the ones involving just my family :)


Mom - Baby Mine from Dumbo

Because of my autism I was different from the other side kids in my classes. I got into trouble a lot and got made fun of a lot but my mom was there for me and she helped me feel better. Dumbo is one of my mom’s प्रिय डिज़्नी movies. She played it a lot for us when we were kids and she did the same for her grandkids.


Dad - Jazzman...
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"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray दीवार behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, आप answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, आप answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, आप answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, आप say “is that so?”
5. If आप so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher आप did not turn in your homework because आप were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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DEMENTED POEMS

गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits

गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter

गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down

गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as आप walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at आप for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like एल (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your कॉलर and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When आप get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when आप reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a रंग, लेपनी and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while पूर्व and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi या Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her आप प्यार her.

5. Call her before आप sleep and after आप wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease आप back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her प्रिय movie with her या her प्रिय दिखाना even if आप think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation द्वारा saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall या any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way आप laugh as आप wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt या Uncle. If आप dare, hug them.
5. While passing a बिना सोचे समझे stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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This was definitely the most difficult सूची I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. आप can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the चोटी, शीर्ष 10 and just listing the other women and दिखा रहा है pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for आप guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope आप enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to टिप्पणी दे and I can't wait to hear what...
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posted by Famegurl754
Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks द्वारा a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved द्वारा the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid या late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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These are my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 LEAST प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों and just like with my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों सूची I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell आप how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to दिखाना that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a सूची like this pretty much just कहा they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my सूची and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If आप live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some फ्रेंड्स along for company, या just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did आप get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A पेंगुइन rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If आप consider it a sport to gather your खाना द्वारा drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all दिन hoping that the खाना will swim by, आप might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each साल because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, आप might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy क्वीन is closed from November through April, आप might live in Michigan .

If आप instinctively walk like a पेंगुइन for five months out of the year, आप might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, या being a creep, आप will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks आप can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell आप where I fucking live so we can fuck बिना सोचे समझे strangers.

Stranger: आप like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: आप ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, या copy everything they say.
posted by तमार 20
1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN कैप्स LOCK OVERUSE कैप्स LOCK! WHEN आप REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL कैप्स THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky कैप्स Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks आप what आप mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say...
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Ok so me and my friend प्यार the mall but what makes it और fun are the following

-When your लॉस्ट looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could आप please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When आप go into a store adress your friend द्वारा a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if आप go into one of those store that plays the संगीत REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but आप and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about बिना सोचे समझे things. like terrorists या something

Have fun with फ्रेंड्स at the mall!