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French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are और likely to become serial killers.

Everything आप see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are और likely to dream when आप are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If आप tear off paper from bottles, आप are sexually...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until आप are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines आप see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14

Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental घर for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a वृत्त like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and प्यार potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in प्यार if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered चॉकलेट a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of चॉकलेट a दिन before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in प्यार approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic प्यार suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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बिना सोचे समझे Things to Do Containing "act like"

Yell at your brother/sister untill they wake up and then act like nothing happened.

Video tape आप and your फ्रेंड्स pretending to act like each other!

Walk up to a बिना सोचे समझे person आप don't know and ask them for their autograph, act like they're a celeb.

Act like little kids in Wal-Mart with one of your फ्रेंड्स being your mother/father.

Talk to someone आप don't know and act like they killed your dog.

Go up to a friend and act like आप are some one stupid.

Buy a party hat and put it on your head then act like a unicorn.

Act like someone आप don't like...
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posted by bvbmary15
* Tell her she is beautiful
* Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.
* Hug her from behind
* Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
* Wrestle with her :)
* Don’t go hang out with आप ex when she is not with you, आप might not relize how badly it hurts her.
* If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and किस her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
* Write her notes या call her just to say “hi”
* Introduce her to your फ्रेंड्स … as your girlfriend.
* Play with her hair.
* Pick her up (she loves it)
* Get upset...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - आप should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the हुड, डाकू #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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Haha, Some Funny Things To Do While Class Is Going On.. :D

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1) Bring some पुस्तकें to class and read them instead of paying attention या doing any work.

2) Walk around class begging for spare change.

3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.

4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.

5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

8) Sing your questions...
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not द्वारा me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot या putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast खाना restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach आप all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now आप know how to do it!
Now, if आप want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and दिखाना your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if आप win, आप get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If आप are a winner check everything on your profile.
posted by Feathershine
1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him आप met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do आप listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him द्वारा his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your प्रिय guy[If आप hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson या some who आप like ALLOT!]

9. Come घर saying आप found your true...
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द्वारा a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much और successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why फ्रेड and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so आप don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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 हेतालिया COZ I CAN XD
hetalia COZ I CAN XD
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes द्वारा waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for खाना
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason आप have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents द्वारा their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail आप out of jail and tell आप what आप did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin अगला to आप sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen आप cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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Okay, she's kinda getting और famous द्वारा the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland क्रिस्मस दिन Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if आप like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If आप ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, गाना lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, या hell, all of आप are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are आप doing this time?” All two of आप that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a साल पूर्व on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite दिखाना of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest कार्टून in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my प्रिय show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
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