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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten मिनट intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people आप can get to शामिल होइए in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department द्वारा sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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I never thought I would be doing a सूची like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this सूची with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please टिप्पणी दे but be polite. Also, always टिप्पणी दे because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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This was definitely the most difficult सूची I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. आप can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the चोटी, शीर्ष 10 and just listing the other women and दिखा रहा है pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for आप guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope आप enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to टिप्पणी दे and I can't wait to hear what...
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag आप down to his level and beat आप with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I चुरा लिया a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make आप a Christian any और than standing in a गेराज makes आप a car.
6. We live in a society where पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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These are my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 LEAST प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों and just like with my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों सूची I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell आप how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to दिखाना that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a सूची like this pretty much just कहा they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my सूची and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and आप want to confuse them. No laughing या anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my फ्रेंड्स do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do आप want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is आप who is calling me. Ok, so what did आप need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. आप called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! आप are the one who called me! Now i ask one और time who are आप and why did आप call my at this...
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did आप get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A पेंगुइन rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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 Rose Island before its destruction
Rose Island before its destruction
-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF आप DON'T PASS THIS ON आप DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All दिन long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Abbaye du Mont des बिल्ली
Abertam
Abondance
Acapella
Ackawi
Acorn
Adelost
Affidelice au Chablis
Afuega'l Pitu
Airag
Airedale
Aisy Cendre
Allgauer Emmentaler
Alverca
Ambert
American Cheese
Ami du Chambertin
Anejo Enchilado
Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Anthoriro
Appenzell
Aragon
Ardi Gasna
Ardrahan
Armenian String
Aromes au Gene de Marc
Asadero
Asiago
Aubisque Pyrenees
Autun
Avaxtskyr
Baby Swiss
Babybel
Baguette Laonnaise
Bakers
Baladi
Balaton
Bandal
Banon
Barry's खाड़ी, बे Cheddar
Basing
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Bavarian Bergkase
Baylough
Beaufort
Beauvoorde
Beenleigh Blue...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When आप arrive at the अगला stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If आप are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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Well, I opened up my mailbox the other दिन and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer या something sending me some money, but insted, the letter कहा (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. आप remember that हार I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...
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posted by Andolion
 The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes आप just can't seem to remember why it is आप didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank आप for asking....
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1.skip randomly
2.pretend आप have a बिना सोचे समझे obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the अगला few days and buy all sorts of लामा related stuff then one दिन dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several और times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of आप so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED द्वारा YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying नारंगी, ऑरेंज on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as आप want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा या something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so आप don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for खाना
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason आप have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents द्वारा their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail आप out of jail and tell आप what आप did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin अगला to आप sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen आप cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone आप love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard या hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as आप open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 मिनटों या so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring या your nails on the blackboard अगला time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. अगला संगीत कार्यक्रम आप go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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posted by वींडवेकर्गाई430
… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, या hell, all of आप are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are आप doing this time?” All two of आप that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a साल पूर्व on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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