Answer their सवालों with questions
Ask if आप they can put खाना color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a टिप्पणी दे about his abs.
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा has had its shots
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown
Ask if them for a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a विवरण to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if आप get to keep the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say आप were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Place, start to cry and ask, "Do आप know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every मिनट या two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I पोस्टेड it, & I'm bored.
Ask if आप they can put खाना color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a टिप्पणी दे about his abs.
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा has had its shots
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown
Ask if them for a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a विवरण to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if आप get to keep the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say आप were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Place, start to cry and ask, "Do आप know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every मिनट या two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I पोस्टेड it, & I'm bored.
Episode 3 has arrived!
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, या added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.
And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A दिन In The Life Of A फैन्पॉप User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in और articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
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And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!
AnimuLuvr21
First Appearance: A दिन In The Life Of A फैन्पॉप User
(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)
A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in और articles, as long as the context fits well.
Personality is...
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new कछुआ, कछुए सैंडविच this week. But I am लेखन this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought और about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between फिल्में and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch फिल्में far और often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city आप might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make और time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought और about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between फिल्में and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch फिल्में far और often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city आप might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make और time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper या self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
