Answer their सवालों with questions

Ask if आप they can put खाना color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a टिप्पणी दे about his abs.

Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा has had its shots

Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown

Ask if them for a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a विवरण to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

Ask if आप get to keep the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief

backwards पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा your order

Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.

Be vague in your order

Call to complain about service. Later, call to say आप were drunk and didn't mean it.

Change your accent every three seconds

Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)

Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up

When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Place, start to cry and ask, "Do आप know what it's like to be lied to?"

Have your पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा "shaken, not stirred."

If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

Laugh every मिनट या two, mention the cat in the microwave!

Order a one-inch pizza.

Attempted to Rent a pizza

Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!

READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I पोस्टेड it, & I'm bored.