Answer their सवालों with questions
Ask if आप they can put खाना color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a टिप्पणी दे about his abs.
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा has had its shots
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown
Ask if them for a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a विवरण to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if आप get to keep the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say आप were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Place, start to cry and ask, "Do आप know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every मिनट या two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I पोस्टेड it, & I'm bored.
Ask if आप they can put खाना color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a टिप्पणी दे about his abs.
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा has had its shots
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown
Ask if them for a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a विवरण to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if आप get to keep the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say आप were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Place, start to cry and ask, "Do आप know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every मिनट या two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I पोस्टेड it, & I'm bored.
Because why not, right?
1. My प्रिय foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. या tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I प्यार प्यार प्यार प्यार retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My प्रिय रंग are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My प्रिय foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. या tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I प्यार प्यार प्यार प्यार retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My प्रिय रंग are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.
Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits अगला to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your फ्रेंड्स make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.
Song: link
John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.
Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
Praise Kek!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the दिल of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the आग of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached द्वारा the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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KEK WILLS IT!
