Answer their सवालों with questions
Ask if आप they can put खाना color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a टिप्पणी दे about his abs.
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा has had its shots
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown
Ask if them for a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a विवरण to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if आप get to keep the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say आप were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Place, start to cry and ask, "Do आप know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every मिनट या two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I पोस्टेड it, & I'm bored.
Ask if आप they can put खाना color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a टिप्पणी दे about his abs.
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा has had its shots
Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown
Ask if them for a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a विवरण to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if आप get to keep the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say आप were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Place, start to cry and ask, "Do आप know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every मिनट या two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I पोस्टेड it, & I'm bored.
These are just बिना सोचे समझे ways to eat my प्रिय cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी milk
5. frozen
6. फ्रोज़न with milk
7. फ्रोज़न with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in फ्रोज़न yogurt
11. in फ्रोज़न yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
14. फ्रोज़न with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
15. फ्रोज़न with 7up
16. with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and 7up
17. with चेरी 7up
18. फ्रोज़न with चेरी 7up
19. फ्रोज़न with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and चेरी 7up
20. द्वारा itself
If आप try any of these and like it, please write a टिप्पणी दे and tell me which one(s) आप tried. :)
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी milk
5. frozen
6. फ्रोज़न with milk
7. फ्रोज़न with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in फ्रोज़न yogurt
11. in फ्रोज़न yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
14. फ्रोज़न with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
15. फ्रोज़न with 7up
16. with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and 7up
17. with चेरी 7up
18. फ्रोज़न with चेरी 7up
19. फ्रोज़न with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and चेरी 7up
20. द्वारा itself
If आप try any of these and like it, please write a टिप्पणी दे and tell me which one(s) आप tried. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if आप ever, one दिन decide to call me that. If आप think I'm insane, run away, because आप are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too आप a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. आप think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if आप ever, one दिन decide to call me that. If आप think I'm insane, run away, because आप are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too आप a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. आप think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .