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LilysLittleTwin posted on Dec 14, 2009 at 10:10PM
I don't want to mess up '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight', so here it is! Basically, Mrs-Grint, DracoLove777, dobbyssocks, me, and others have made a battle plan to knock the Twihards down a few pegs. All Harry Potter fans are welcome here, though.

This is the pledge to become a Phoenix Fighter:

'I solemly swear that I will do my best to protect others from the Twazi regime. I will never go over to the Disco Balls and betray my Order of the Potters heritige. Harry Potter is better than Twilight, not the other way around. I swear to protect what is left of the Vampire Fiction genre from Twilight and it's followers. I will remain loyal to Bram Stoker, Susan B. Anthony, and any other that worked tirelessly, only to have their work destroyed because of Twilight. Mischeif Managed.'
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना AprilCandy42 said…
Oh wait, if we put them in pies, everyone would eat them. Then the Twihard virus will afflict everyone. Anyone has an idea what to do with the leftover Twihards?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Mrs-Grint said…
We could burn them? Turn them into scarecrows?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ABDCFan- said…
Bella Swan is a Lesbian. She likes Lauren. She also likes the Oestrogen when she's with girls...

I'm going wth Annie. :D
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना AprilCandy42 said…
I'm also with Annie :)) We'll turn them into scarecrows. Would you three agree?

Harry: Works for me.
Ron: Alright with me.
Myrtle: Sure!

Then it's settled! Tonight, we're turning them to scarecrows! Or maybe not tonight, maybe later :D
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
^Agreed.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ABDCFan- said…
^^WOO. WOO.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
Snape! 99 pages long! That's totally awesome.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ToyletGnome said…
^ Yeah, 'cause it's cool, and it's totally awesome!

AJ and I just watched the old Disney Alice in Wonderland, then the new one, then Dumbo, then Brother Bear, then The Prince of Egypt (honorary Disney).

Now we're off to watch Bambi. I'm Tyra Banks.

GOODBYYEEEE!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ABDCFan- said…
LOL! :D
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ToyletGnome said…
^ Sorry, lying. Going to go read all the new comments on "Twilight Saga in one word."

Hehe, hehe, hee.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
Lol, I want to see Alice in Wonderland now :P! The old one.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
Also, I have a great idea! Most people here don't like Twilight, right? So.... Anyone want to help me find Bellatrix and kill Bella? MWAHAHAHAHA!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ABDCFan- said…
I will! What do I have to do? x)
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ToyletGnome said…
Well that would count as battle plans.

I'm in. AJ says yes too.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Mrs-Grint said…
Ungrateful bloody cow. Out of the KINDNESS OF MY HEART I made my sister a Nymphadora Tonks barbie doll (well, customised a regular barbie, dyed her hair different colours as WELL as stitching until my fingers bled on a weeny Weird Sisters t-shirt and patched jeans). And what does she say? "Harry Potter sucks, I should've brought Edward and Bella instead. But I couldn't find them." Ha, yeah, that's because their in the freezer in the block of ice where I put them at home... ungrateful cow.

ANYWAY, back to the subject. I'll help find Bellatrix, too! And I agree with Vicky (since I was the one who came up with Bella's revolution) that Bella is a lesbian. She wants Lauren. And oestrogen.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
Ok, I found her! She says she'll help but we need Rookwood and Avery so now we have to find them too. BTW, I have Edward and Bella tied in my basement. Don't worry, I put a shiny object so they're staring at it X)
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ToyletGnome said…
We're having a girls night here, and the oestrogen rush is invigorating! We're sitting here admiring each-other's scintillating arms.

Annie, just keep the Barbie for yourself and make her a little Remus husband out of Ken. If you don't want it, SEND IT TO ME!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
Found them. MWAHAHAHA! Who would like to do the honors and set Edward on fire?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ABDCFan- said…
OOH! ME! ME! ME! Sorry for the capsrape! *rips to pieces + sets EdTard on fire* *dances*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ToyletGnome said…
*casts fiendfyre and watches Bella buuuuuurrrn*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
MWAHAHAHA! Alright, now Eddie-boy, who is begging to be set free. Mrs-Grint, would you like to do the honors?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ToyletGnome said…
Go Annie, go! Go Annie, go! Go Annie, go Annie, go Annie, GOOOOOO!

Just run a youtube search on "no Gary no ad" and it'll make more sense.
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना BellaCullen96 said…
I still have no idea what's going on. Ruddy school keeping me from the computer...
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
Woot! Two down! Who's next?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
BellaCullen: We're killing Edward and Bella. We have Bellatrix, Avery, and Rookwood with us. Would you like to help kill the Volturi with us?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Mrs-Grint said…
YES! I WOULD FREAKING LOVE THAT! But... can I torture him first?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
^Of course, dearie. *gives instruments of torture*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ToyletGnome said…
HAPPY 100 PAGES EVERYONE!!! WOOO!

To celebrate, let's all watch Alex Reads Twilight... oh wait, we're already on chapter 8/9, and the oestrogen is PUMPING!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
WOOT! And Mrs-Grint is torturing Eddie. Isn't it wonderful? X)
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Mrs-Grint said…
CRUCIO, BITCH! *watches Eddie suffer* Muahahaha! After all, I was crowned Chief of Torture by Izzy and Sarah. MUAHAHAHA! Maybe I'll use some Muggle instruments...
*whip* Wait, too kinky. We'll leave that to Bella.
*rack* AHAHAHAHA!! Now you're no longer perfect! You abnormally tall, skinny, sparkly freak!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ToyletGnome said…
This quoting forum is awesome! Thanks... TeamSiriusBlack (what's your name? Did you say it already or is that just a mystery? Should I just call you TSB?)

As AJ just pointed out:
"That's three questions in a row!" *groan*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Mrs-Grint said…
I know - it's freakin' hilarious! But all my quotes are perverted.. AH WELL!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना BellaCullen96 said…
TeamSiriusBlack, you can call me Sarah

I think I should announce my discovery. The only reason Harry lost the Quidditch match in the Prisoner of Azkaban was because Cedric the Hufflepuff, which is a particularly good finder, was there playing Seeker
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ABDCFan- said…
LOL Sarah!

Happy 100 pages everyone! (: It's been a good 100 pages so far! :D

And TSB, Thank you for creating the Quoting forum! :D
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ToyletGnome said…
^^ Ohhh, no wonder.

I'd run over my Edward/Cedric/tree theory, but I think I've said it before.

Soooo... how's it going?
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना LilysLittleTwin said…
Happy 100 pages everyone!

*claps for Annie's torture*

*is still in mortal peril on Hogwarts Live*

:)
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Mrs-Grint said…
Someone should shoot Rihanna. I swear if my sister doesn't jshut up I'll kill her so hard that she'll die to death.

Thank you! Thank you! *bows*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना ABDCFan- said…
Rihann looks fatter in the Rude Boy video. ¬¬

एक साल  से अधिक पुराना BellaCullen96 said…
big smile
I have introduced Annie to Charlie the Unicorn! :D
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
Lol, just call me Lisa, people :)
Oh, and I found Jane hiding >:) MWAHAHAHAHA! *puts with edward and Mrs-Grint* Would you like to help me Sarah?
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना Mrs-Grint said…
You don't have to call me Mrs-Grint, I'm Annie =P

"We're here, Charlie. The temple of the Banana King!"
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
BANANA! X)
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना BellaCullen96 said…
Sure I'll help! Haha
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
WOOT! CRUCIO!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना I_Hate_Twilight said…
There is to invent a spell to kill and torture vampires at the same time.

It is simpler !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And more fun, do not get tired so much !!!!!!!!!!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
Alright, Bellatrix is killing jane so I think I'll have some butterbeer. *passes butterbeer around*
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना BellaCullen96 said…
Yay! *takes butterbeer* Yum, thanks :)
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
Welcome. *eats cauldron cakes*
Anyone want to watch Wizards of Waverly Place?
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एक साल  से अधिक पुराना BellaCullen96 said…
*steals cauldron cakes* Muahahahaha

2500!
एक साल  से अधिक पुराना TeamSiriusBlack said…
*takes another one* Here. *throws Chocolate Frog*
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