Luna: Because I like him. He's a Legend Of Zelda fanatic, just like me.

Wind: But..... But he's a total dumbass

Luna: Not when it comes to fighting. Are we all ready?
Sean, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and George: Yes.

Wind: .......... Eeehh

Luna: Master Sword, are you ready?

Master Sword: Hell yeah

Luna: Let's go.

Inside the castle

Nazis: *Keeping Celestia in a cell in the castle's basement*

Wind: Okay, so, do we just go in there and kill everyone

Sean: Yep, we also gotta rescue Celestia.

Wind: Yeah. I'll leave that to you. So, when do we go in

Sean: What do you think? The castle's right in front of us.
Pinkie Pie: On drei! Eins!
Rainbow Dash: What are you saying?!
Pinkie Pie: Zwei!
Sean: Speak English!
Pinkie Pie: Drei!! *Runs into the castle, shooting several Nazis in the process*

Wind: Good (Walks in, setting Nazis on fire)

Sean: Take care of these guys. I'm going down to save Celestia.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with you.

They both run downstairs to save Celestia.

Wind: Sure thing (Walks into a room filled with Nazis and sets them on fire humming Don Giovanni)

Nazis: *Shooting Applejack*
Applejack: Aaahh!! *Dies*
George: *Shoots the Nazis*

Wind: (Keeps setting Nazis on fire, ignoring their screams, while singing opera) Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!

George: *Staring at Wind* What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Who gives a damn about Opera nowadays?

Downstairs

Sean: *Sees Princess Celestia*
Celestia: Rainbow Dash, you've come to save me. But who is this person you're with?
Rainbow Dash: His name is Sean.
Sean: I'm on your side. Get Celestia out of there, I'll cover you.

Wind: (Walking around) Okay, I got rid of all of them in this room

Luna: There maybe more upstairs.
Rainbow Dash: *Freeing Celestia*
Celestia: Thank you.
Twilight: *Uses her magic to lock the door, preventing Celestia from getting out. She was on the ceiling, but comes down*
Eggman: *Walks into the room* You think you can defeat me with your new friends? I don't think so!
Sean: Shut up. *Points his gun at Eggman* I can kill you right here, right now, and this whole thing will be over.
Twilight: Man you're forgettin' something. *Using her magic to take his gun away*
Sean: You're also forgetting something. *Grabs his .44 Magnum, and shoots off Twilight's horn*
Twilight: *Falls down, but quickly gets back up*
Sean: I figured Celestia would still want you alive, despite all of the bad things you've done. Dash, take care of her while I kill Eggman.
Eggman: *Grabs a chaos emerald, and Grabs Sean* Chaos Control! *Teleports himself, and Sean to the harbor in Canterlot. They're on a cargo ship*
Twilight: And now it's time for both you, and Celestia to die. You're all on your own little Dashie. *Goes for the machine gun*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Twilight going for the machine gun, and tackles her to the ground*

Wind: (Walks into the room) Ding dong (Kicks the door open and starts setting more Nazis on fire)

Twilight: *Punches Rainbow Dash, and goes for the gun*
Rainbow Dash: *Trips Twilight*
Twilight: *Grabs the gun*
Rainbow Dash: *Pushes Twilight onto the ground*
Twilight: *Points the gun behind her, and accidentally fires twenty bullets*
Nazis: *Coming downstairs*
Rainbow Dash: *Makes Twilight shoot them all to death*

Wind: (Sets more Nazis on fire)

Sean: What are we doing here Eggman?
Eggman: Well it's pretty high up, and judging by the many multiple colored leaves, it's fall. This world is similar to Earth with only one difference. The habitants.
Sean: Where are you going with this?
Eggman: We're pretty high up, and it's cold enough to kill someone if they fall from a distance high enough.
Sean: You're going to be that guy to fall. *About to shoot Eggman*
Eggman: *Kicks the gun out of his hand*

Wind: (Kills the last Nazi in the room) Damn, I'm out of fuel. If I had overkilled another Nazi, I wouldn't have survived. Thank god for knowing my overkill limits

Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. Zhank god for zhat.
Luna: Do you have anymore fuel?

Wind: Sadly no.... How much more Nazi's are there

George: There could be a lot of them.
Pinkie Pie: Just take one of their guns, and use that to kill them. *Taking ammo from their MP40's, so she can use it for her MP80*

Downstairs

Twilight: *Fighting Rainbow Dash, slamming her head into a wall three times*
Rainbow Dash: *Coughs out blood, but kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Steps back* Man, your lucky there's no more bullets in the machine gun, otherwise you'd be dead.
Rainbow Dash: *Tackles Twilight, and hits her*

Wind: Well, I got this (Shows a simple laser gun)
Pinkie Pie: What does that do?
Wind: Don't know (Turns on the laser and swings it around at the Nazis) ....... Man, this things useless (Doesn't notice that the laser sliced a group of Nazis into pieces) Piece of shit (Throws the laser gun into a trash can)

Sean: *On the ground, fighting Eggman. He looks at his gun behind him*
Eggman: *Runs for it*
Sean: *Pulls him away from the gun, and goes for it*
Eggman: *Pushes Sean down*
Sean: *Almost grabs the gun, but it falls into the water*
Eggman: *Kicks Sean off the boat*
Sean: Whoa!! *Falling, gets his foot stuck on a net*
Eggman: Time to get reinforcements. *Grabs his chaos emerald, using chaos control to teleport into Mobius*
Twilight: *Kicking Rainbow Dash onto the ground, then kicks her multiple times*
Rainbow Dash: *Too much pain. She can't get up, then becomes unconscious*
Twilight: *Thinks Rainbow Dash is dead* Hahahahaha! I killed the Element Of Loyalty! She ain't very loyal if she can't help her friends.
Celestia: That's your fault.
Twilight: Nigga, please. I'm getting da fuq outta here. *Escapes*

Wind: (While Twilight is escaping, Wind kicks the door open and is in front of her, holding a bloody meat cleaver (He got it from the kitchen and killed more Nazis with it) And is grinning at Twilight) Hey, Twilight. Ever heard of revenge. Because I am going to get my revenge for being your goddamn slave (Walks towards her with the bloody meat cleaver)

Twilight: Man, dat's racist! *Flies away*

Wind: (Grabs her tail) Call it what you want, I am not letting you get away. I'm going to re-enact every kill scene from God of War on you

Twilight: *Kicks Wind, making him let go, and flies away*

Meanwhile, Eggman returned with reinforcements. They went downstairs, locked up Rainbow Dash with Celestia, and went upstairs to find the others

Celestia: Rainbow Dash? Please wake up.
Rainbow Dash: *Still unconscious*
Celestia: *A tear comes out of her eye* Dash!!
Rainbow Dash: *Slowly waking up* Princess?
Celestia: Dash, you're okay.
Rainbow Dash: I just hope the others are okay. We gotta get out of here.

Wind: You fucking bitch (Throws the cleaver at Twilight, only cutting her leg)

Twilight: *Turns around, and heads toward Wind* You motherfucker!! *Takes the cleaver out of her leg, and stabs Wind's chest*

Wind: AHH, YOU FUCKING BITCH (Takes his wrists and hits Twilight in both sides of the head, making her dizzy, so he can take the cleaver out of his chest)

Twilight: Nigga, why is there more then one of you. I'm gonna get lots of slaves working for me. *Falls down*
Luna: *Arrives* Well done Wind, you got Twilight.
Pinkie Pie: Now ve must ask her vhere Celestia Sean und Rainbow Dash are.
Luna: She's currently sleeping. Perhaps if I look into her dreams, I may find out.

Wind: Yeah. I guess I did (Coughs up a bit off blood, but doesn't notice the blood) Damn, I think she gave me a cold

Luna: *Looking inside Twilight's dreams* Oh my god!
George: What is it?
Luna: Twilight's dream is of Rainbow Dash, and Celestia being tortured in the cell downstairs. I doubt it's that violent, but I know where they are. *Goes downstairs*
Pinkie Pie & George: *Following Luna*

Wind: (Follows)

Meanwhile on the second floor of the castle

Eggman: Now that we have reinforcements, it will be easy for us to take over this world. You two go guard the prisoners.
Nazis: *Running downstairs*

Wind: So, how much guys will be down there

Luna: I don't know.
Nazis: *Hears the conversation* Enemies, below us.

Wind: Well, as long as there isn't too much. Getting stabbed is kinda slowing me down

Pinkie Pie: Maybe zhis vill make you feel better. *Hugs Wind*

Wind: ...... This doesn't help the wound in my chest at all

Luna: Let someone intelligent handle this.
Pinkie Pie: *Stands back*
Luna: *Heals Wind* Better?

Wind: A bit

Luna: Let's continue. *Walks downstairs with Pinkie, and George*

Wind: (Follows)