Sean: Are you nocturnal?

Wind: No, I just sleep when I want to. Night or day, I don't care. I make my own sleep time

Sean: We'll see you later then. *Goes into a different room with Rainbow Dash* So what type of games do you like to play?
Rainbow Dash: Anything involving strategy, racing, or fighting.
Sean: *Looks at Rainbow Dash's games, and grabs Gran Turismo 5* This is a pretty old game. I bet I can kick your ass at it too.
Rainbow Dash: You wish.
Sean: *Turns on the playstation, and puts the game in*
Rainbow Dash: *Turns on the television*

Wind: (Reads book) (I hope they aren't going to be too loud)

Twilight: *Walking down the street* Nigga, this is bullshit. Where the fuck did Wind go?

Wind: (Keeps reading) I'm bored (Closes book, and yells so Rainbow Dash and Sean can hear him) I'm going out. Don't touch my stuff (Climbs down the ladder and leaves)

Rainbow Dash: Who would want to touch your shit?!
Sean: Hey, at least we don't have to worry about having to keep the volume down.
Rainbow Dash: *Selecting the race track* Let's go for Daytona.
Sean: Alright, what kind of cars do you have?
Rainbow Dash: Challenger, Ferrari's, anything that goes over 200 miles an hour with, or without upgrades.
Sean: Nice, you got the F40. *Selects that*
Rainbow Dash: I'll use the 2002 Viper.
Sean: Good choice.
Rainbow Dash: Now both cars have been modified to go 230 miles an hour.
Sean: This will be an interesting race.

Wind: (Walks to the local shopping area) I really hope Twilight doesn't start talking to me again

Applejack: *Spots Wind* Hey, what are you doing here by yourself?

Wind: Because I'm not a five year old that needs a child leash around me

Applejack: Twilight's lookin' for you. She passed by here not too long ago.

Wind: Oh, fuck me. Does she still have that god awful voice

Applejack: No, she actually has a much better voice now. She sounds like a black man, and I think it suits her.

Wind: That's the voice I was talking about

Twilight: *Sees Wind* Man, where the fuck have you been?!!!?!

Wind: OH FUCK (Runs off)

Twilight: *Teleports in front of Wind* Nigga, you ain't goin' nowhere.

Wind: This is discrimination against my rights, goddamn it

Twilight: Man you're a human. You ain't got any rights!

Wind: (God, where is Sean and Dash) Since when am I not allowed rights

Twilight: Come on man, don't give me dat bullshit. In Equestria humans have no rights. Even you know that.

Wind: I'm the first and only human to come to Equestria. How do you know that we have no rights?

Nazi: Sir, there's one area we have not found yet.
Eggman: What is it called?
Nazi: Equestria.
Eggman: Let's go there, and find that grey son of a bitch!

Back to Twilight

Twilight: That's it man, *Uses her magic to drag Wind with her* You're done for when we get back.

Wind: Like hell we are (Takes out his knife)

Pony: Hey, what's that?!!? *Points to a portal in the sky*
Nazis: *Flying airplanes towards them*
Twilight: On second thought, you go wherever you want! *Runs away from the airplanes*
Nazis: *Shooting ponies*

A dozen bullets hit the ground near Wind.

Wind: Ah, fucking bitch (See's the Nazis) Oh my god, it's the Nazis (Raises his hands in the air) Don't worry, I'm not Jewish. I respect your social system (Though, I would much prefer Darwinism)

Nazis: *Continue shooting at Wind*

Another portal opened on a building. Trucks, tanks, and soldiers came out.

Ponies: *Running away, noticing Wind* Maybe you should try running away as well!

Wind: Oh, come on. These Nazi's wouldn't harm m- (His hat gets shot off) Okay, so yeah, maybe they want to kill me. (Picks up his hat) This is why I prefer Darwinism over Fascism (Runs)

Eggman: There's a human? Kill him!
Nazis: *Shooting at Wind, but their bullets keep hitting the ground behind him*

Wind: Wow, those Nazis have some shitty aim (Doesn't even try to dodge them, as they miss badly)

Back at the cloudhouse

Sean: *Hears an explosion*
Rainbow Dash: What was that?
Sean: *Looks out a window, and sees Eggman with his army* That's not good.
Rainbow Dash: *Looking out the window*
Ponies: *Getting killed*
Nazis: *Run into a building, and shooting several ponies to death*

Wind: Fuck! Where's my goddamn flamethrower (Runs up to the cloudhouse and see's Sean and Rainbow) Oh, there you guys are. Did you touch my stuff?

Sean: No! Get the fuck in here before your head gets blown off!

Wind: Why. I need the flamethrower (Finds the flamethrower) Okay, see you later (Goes back out)

Rainbow Dash: He's gonna get himself killed.
Sean: Not if I have anything to say about it. *Jumps out of the cloudhouse, landing next to his car. He opens the trunk, grabs his machine gun, and runs into town* HAAAAAA- *Stops, realizing the town is silent* Where is everyone?
Pinkie Pie: Zhis is terrible! Zhey killed nearly all of us, und now zhey are heading for Canterlot!

Wind: Okay, come on Na- (See's them leaving) HEY! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE! NO ONE PUTS A BULLET IN MY HAT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Sean: We're seriously outnumbered.
Rainbow Dash: Let's see, it's you, me, Wind, and Pinkie. I can't imagine the four of us going against thousands of those guys.
Sean: No shit. We need reinforcements.

Wind: Please, I can handle them. Give me two toothpicks and some paste, and with that, I may be able to create a bomb
Pinkie: How?
Wind: Do you know who your talking to

Sean: Would you prefer a real bomb?

Wind: No thanks, too expensive. I can make bombs out of anything

Sean: Well, it just so happens that I have a few bombs in my car. But still, we need more ponies to fight with us against Eggman.
Luna: *Teleports in front of them* It's terrible! Terrible news from Canterlot!!!

Wind: Let me guess. Nazies

Luna: What are those?
Sean: The humans with guns wearing grey uniforms?
Luna: Yes.
Sean: Then they're Nazis.
Luna: They took over the castle, and have captured my sister. Rumor has it that Twilight Sparkle plans to join them as well.
Rainbow Dash: She's WHAT?!

Wind: Worthless Cu-
Luna: Don't say that word
Wind: Jeez, fine... But she still is

Sean: We need back up.
Luna: True. I'll find some ponies to help us, and I can find somepony to manufacture some weapons for us.

Wind: Sounds good to me. It reminds me of the uprising in Russia, leading to Stalin's rise to power

Pinkie Pie: Stalin? Who is zhat? Did he have lots of machines zhat stalled constantly?
Sean: *Shakes his head* Way off.

Wind: He's technically the enemy of the Nazis.... But lets just say he wasn't someone you would like to be around

50 minutes later

Luna: *With Sean, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Wind, Master Sword, Applejack, and a blue unicorn. His picture is down below* Everyone, I'm sure we're all here.
Rainbow Dash: Canterlot, and Ponyville have been attacked.
Sean: The man responsible is a scientist named Eggman. His army consists of robots, and human soldiers called Nazis.
Luna: I have alerted more ponies about this, and they will arrive soon to help us. In the meantime, the blue unicorn named George is going to introduce us to something.
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah? Vhat is it?
George: Guns, of my design.

Wind: Eh, I prefer burning stuff. It's part of my job, really