(Notice: All Jojo-nuary लेखाए will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an लेख everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the अगला part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If आप don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

When it comes to horror anime, they seem to be some of the और mature ऐनीमे out there. As much flak horror gets in general for just being a disgusting and barbaric genre, seen as only catering to violent psychopaths, horror anime, at least the ones that I have seen, seem to handle their horror maturely. From the psychological break-down of our protagonist in Parasyte, to the symbolism and philosophy of Monster. Even Highschool of the Dead can come up with some relatable characters... आप know, when they aren't having jiggle physics. And with जापान treating their audience और maturely, it's...

(This लेख contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, आप have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with आप five और things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, आप may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if आप wish to दिखाना me things that आप yourself are disturbed by, then...

We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the साल 2010, we got an ऐनीमे known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in फिल्में like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This ऐनीमे had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....

There are quite a lot of video games that give आप the freedom to do whatever it is that आप want to do. आप may not be able to do EVERYTHING, but video games give आप enough of what it has to let आप do what आप want, when आप want. However, there are some games that won’t take crap from anyone, including the player. So, these games have a way to punish आप for your cruel actions. So today, I want to share with आप all not ten, but fifteen things in games that punish आप for your actions. Now, these have to be things that punish आप for small things, that would not bat the eye of anyone...

Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.



#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its और of the backstory of them...

Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way या another I find disgusting, immature sex या rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... आप see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as बादल Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final कल्पना 7. And if आप know me, you'd know that Final कल्पना 7 is one of my प्रिय games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with बादल mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about बादल looking...

फिल्में have always had a way of moving people emotionally and making them feel things. Fear, sadness, laughter, joy, heartbreak, all sorts of things. And just like movies, video games have done so as well. I don’t want to be that guy that asks, “are video games art” because that’s an argument I refuse to start, but I will say that it can be have great moments in them that affect people emotionally like any movie या song या whatever can. A lot of games have moments like that and I am happy to discuss them with आप all today. Now I should point out that this game has a ton of spoilers...

Hey, finally, a सूची that may actually get me noticed because संगीत is और common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my प्रिय musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the चोटी, शीर्ष 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with आप all the musicians, या bands, या whatever there is, that I like, just so आप all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...

Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock वीडियो get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish वीडियो aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just...

Some time ago, I reviewed the four episode ऐनीमे series, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It was a pretty neat दिखाना that I think works as a horror series, but कहा that it wasn’t for everyone. Before I watched that anime, I had not played any of the Corpse Party games. But, I can now say that it has changed. And I managed to get the 3DS version for the low, low price of only almost sixty bucks. What the hell?! Well, let’s get into the review of Corpse Party for 3DS.



First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because आप cannot play this game in...

Video games sure do have a lot of great female protagonists, don’t they? From the classic Jill Valentine to the fun Bayonetta, video games are और than capable than having female characters do just as much as males… But I’m tired of people praising great female protagonist. So let’s talk about some really bad ones. I’m talking about ones that are poorly written, make dumb decisions, and are just the worst kinds of characters around. Maybe one day, I’ll do a चोटी, शीर्ष five best female protagonists… One day. But today, let’s just talk about the bad ones. Before I continue, let’s...

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Thomas & Ethan: *Opening their mouths, pretending to scream at the beginning*
Sonic: Some intro.
Tom: Yeah. What do आप say we get आप ready for The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Sonic: Me ready. *Grabs a tomahawk* Me just need costume.
Shayne: What's good everyone? I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I got an excellent soundtrack for you, and an excellent schedule. Check it out down below.

8:00 - Now

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 - Later

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & फ्रेंड्स - Series Finale

Shayne: I'm sorry, but we...

I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one प्रिय game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that आप can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...

I प्यार Resident Evil so much. Resident Evil introduced all to the horror genre. Resident Evil 2 had the perfect sense of horror. Resident Evil 3 gave us Nemesis. Resident Evil Remake pretty much perfected the horror genre. Resident Evil 4 was the best thing ever made. And everything else is either bad या no one cares about it. So naturally, Hollywood, being Hollywood, wanted to cash in on the franchise, despite not knowing what they were working on. What could go wrong. Everything! Everything could go wrong….. Here’s the Resident Evil movie.



So, the movie follows a group of soldiers...

I apologize for the delay on this one, I got really addicted to playing Paper Mario 64. XD But here it is, part two of my चोटी, शीर्ष 10 most hated songs!

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT आप PROMISED IT WOULD BE OUT YESTERDAY! D:

Me: Wait, what? I never कहा that.........

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT आप PROMISED! D:

Me: Are आप TONE DEAF!? I JUST कहा I neve-

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT आप PROMISED! D:

Me: ...................... Tell me, what's your प्रिय candy? >:)

Random Obnoxious Person: Uh, mint chocolate, I guess. :P

Me: I HOPE आप LIKE NAPALM FLAMETHROWER! >:D DIE BITCH!!!!

*TV Static o___O*...

Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those फिल्में that is hated, weather द्वारा fans, critics, या the world in general, but आप just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: टर्मिनेटर 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, प्रशंसकों were hyped for the अगला one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They कहा that it wasn’t...

So, आप all know that,by this point, I review fanfiction and basically anything on the internet. However, there are things that I can not review. Mainly because, everyone knows it, या I just don’t have the ability to review it. So, to make sure no one tells me what to review, here are the things I will never review, ever.

#5: Equestria After Dark - Now, Equestria After Dark is basically a website that is dedicated to My Little टट्टू porn. This sort of stuff would normally get noticed द्वारा me. Well, it was, but, I really won’t be reviewing it. The reason is because it has every single clop comic...