Sean: Job?

Wind: Yeah. A job in arson. Twilight says it's not a career, but, seriously, you think I'm going to listen to her

Sean: After betraying us? I doubt it.

Wind: Well, I meant before, but why not

George: Now if you're done talking, I can show you my weapons. First up, *Grabs a pistol* the 04. A pistol with eight bullets in each clip. If you enjoy the high firepower in revolvers, then you'll love this. This gun has twice the firepower of a revolver, and can fire it's bullets as far as 500 yards.

Wind: I see you have good taste

George: Then you'll love this. *Grabs another gun* The MP80. A recreated version of the MP40 that our enemies are using. This gun has 40 bullets in each mag, firing each bullet as far as 800 yards, and can also use clips from the MP40. The firing rate is the same as the MP40, but there's less recoil.
Sean: I think I'll take one of those.
Pinkie Pie: No fair! You have a machine gun, und a .44!
Sean: A third gun wouldn't hurt.

Wind: Interesting. What else?

George: *Shows a shotgun* This is the Dino. It's similar to the AA12, because it's shells are in a clip. You put them into the left side, and each mag contains ten 12 gauge shells. It's semi automatic, double barrel, and like all shotguns, it has high firepower for close range combat.

Wind: I have to say, that's the best looking shotgun I've seen

George: Here's something a little bit basic. The Holl is a fully automatic pistol with the clips being placed in front of the trigger. As soon as all bullets are used in the clip, it automatically comes out, and you place a new one in. Each clip holds twenty five bullets, and each bullet can travel up to 510 yards.
Sean: Now, the mags automatically come out only when there's no bullets. Can you take it out before, or does it only come out when there's no bullets?
George: It's locked in, and can't come out until you run out of bullets.
Sean: Well, that won't be good if you wanna reload sooner then you have to.

Wind: Well, at least it's pretty deadly for something so tiny

George: Finally, the Bondelli. The maximum capacity for this pump action shotgun is ten shells. If you want, you can also add a silencer, or a stock.
Rainbow Dash: That's nice. I like it just the way it is.

Wind: Is that all (Looks in the box) Where's the heat vision sniper rifles? Where's the samurai swords? Where's the mine gun that lets you shoot exploding darts at people. I want one of those

George: Another company is making them.
Luna: They will arrive shortly.

Meanwhile in Canterlot

Twilight: *In the castle*
Eggman: What can I do for you?
Twilight: Man, I heard you were going after Celestia. She's a bitch! I wanna help you defeat her!
Eggman: Excellent. And what's your name?
Twilight: Twilight Sparkle.

Wind: They better get here soon. I want the exploding darts

Pinkie Pie: You vant exploding darts? *Places a dart on the ground, and drops a grenade near it. The grenade explodes, and the dart no longer exists* You got an exploding dart.

Wind: It's a start, but can you attach the grenades to it and have it blow up right when it hits someone, leaving nothing but their legs, letting them walk for a good five seconds before falling to the ground

Sean: I'd rather have their entire body gone during the impact.
Pinkie Pie: I'll zhink of something.
Rainbow Dash: I'm sure you will. You are German after all.

Wind: Yeah, that would be fun, but I want to see a half skeleton on fleshy legs. You may not think it, but it's kinda funny

Luna: Let's get going.

Wind: Alright. (Picks up his flamethrower)

Sean: *Loading his machine gun, and .44 Magnum*
Pinkie Pie: Wait! How are we getting to Canterlot?!?
Sean: Good thing I got my car. *Gets in*
Rainbow Dash: And I got mine. *Goes to her brand new Challenger*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes into Rainbow Dash's car* I'm riding with you.
Sean: Okay Wind, you're with me.

Wind: (Unexcited) Hooray (Gets in the back)

The back of his car is the trunk

Sean: *Confused* Okay. *Drives*
Rainbow Dash: *Follows in her car*

Wind: (Speaking through the trunk) You'd be surprised. When I was a kid, by parents told me to get in the trunk all the time. Half the time, they'd forget about me. The other half of the time, they'd remember I was there, but leave me in there on purpose

Sean: I take it you don't like car rides.
George & Luna: *Teleporting to Canterlot*

Wind: Who said I hated being in the trunk. It's real roomy back here. Could do without the bloodstains, though

Sean: Bloodstains? *Stops the car* I don't remember any bloodstains. *Gets out of the car, and looks in the trunk* Where are they?

Wind: Right here (Doesn't realize he's bleeding due to a bullet in his arm)

Sean: How the fuck did you do that to yourself? Get out. You're sitting up front from now on.

Wind: What do you mean (Gets out of the trunk) I appreciate you hiding a body, but at least clean up after yourse- (Notices his arm is bleeding badly) Huh.... well would you look at that

Sean: Don't you feel any pain?

Wind: Nah, after being beaten on a daily basis, I stopped feeling pain (Digs the bullet out) There we go

Sean: You must have had a shitty childhood. Sit up front, I gotta clean this up. *Grabs a few towels, and a spray bottle. After a few seconds, the bloodstains are gone. He closes the trunk*

Wind: (Sits in the front) I don't know what childhood is, but it sounds stupid

Sean: *Gets back in the car, and drives*

Wind: (Sits still)

In Canterlot

Sean & Rainbow Dash: *Park their cars at the train station*

Wind: So, are we taking a train

Sean: No. We're going to the castle across the street. The others should meet us here soon. Luna, Master Sword, Applejack, and George.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out of her car with Pinkie Pie*

Wind: Oh..... then what's the train for? Why take a train when you can drive

Sean: What train? *Gets out* There is no train. Were just parking our cars here so the enemy won't see them.

Wind: If you say so

Luna: *Arrives with the others*
Rainbow Dash: Great. You're all here. What's the plan?
George: Take your weapons, and I'll tell you.
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs a Bondelli, and an 04*
Pinkie Pie: *Takes an MP80, and a Holl*
Luna & Applejack: *Has a Dino*

Wind: I'll be fine for now

Luna: Master Sword, do you want anything?

Master Sword: Well, what is left?

George: One of everything.

Master Sword: Oh, give me that
Wind: Why is this idiot with us