डब्ल्यू डब्ल्यू ई was one of my प्रिय things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, आप gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling II… I never played the first one. Unfortunately, I had to buy two different versions of the game because I was stupid and didn’t realize that playing it on the PS2 was not going to cut it. I was actually supposed to buy the Gameboy Advance version. Let me tell you, I have not touched my Gameboy in years, and yet it still plays as good as it did when I was eight despite the pisspoor treatment it got from me and my siblings. So let’s see what makes Legends of Wrestling II (On Gameboy) so bad.
So the game starts us off with the Acclaim logo, what a brand that is, and then we get to the शीर्षक screen, complete with midi file music, oh boy. All your प्रिय wrestlers are here. Hulk Hogan, Bret “Hitman” Hart, and several others that are retired या dead. I’m gonna go with Hulk Hogan because just like the Hulkster, I hate myself. आप got a regular 1v1 match, career mode, and tournament mode. I decided to go with career mode to get that good story and we started off against Superfly (who?), Graham (who?) and The Sheik, who I believe was most लोकप्रिय known for his phrase “Fucking bullshit!”. Let’s see just how much fucking bullshit this is, and fucking bullshit it is. This is one of the worst controlling games I’ve ever played. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing in this game. I throw a पंच expecting it to land, but I just get my नितंब, गधा kicked harder than anyone else. This is a four member free for all match, and I can see the other AI opponents going nuts with their wrestling moves, but when I try, आप gotta perform a quick time event, but there is no indication of when it will pop up and आप have no time to react to it. आप will always fail the prompt unless आप stop attack completely, just tap the grab button once, and then wait for the cursor to land on either A या B. There aren’t many buttons on the Gameboy, yet this is the most complicated thing ever. It doesn’t help that the screen is really dark, even for the original Gameboy, which आप needed a light स्रोत to see due to there being no backlack. But the game is just dark on it’s own, it’s like the wrestlers are duking it out in the Shadow Realm. Turns out the copy I bought was used before and the person who owned it changed the difficulty to Legend. I decided to switch it to Jobber because fuck it. Now the cursor moves slower… but that doesn’t change shit. During a match with Owen Hart, I hit the B button right on the green, and I still got piledrived into the ground. But despite that, he can’t seem to handle my strategy of merely slapping him until he’s all dizzy until he falls on the floor and I get a pin in. Also the pins are wonky as all hell, it’s easier to just keep mashing the A button and slapping them until they are done for.
So yeah, that wasn’t a fun experience. It manages to have a big roster of jabronies and jobbers the likes of which have been seen many times, but with no two player mode (As far as I’m aware) आप can’t even play this with your friends. Not that आप would. It would be और fun to actually endure the sight of the Gobbledy Gooker in all it’s horrid glory. Legends of Wrestling II was just another game from the series of wrestling games that history will forget about, much like Rocky Maivia. But hey, at least it wasn’t 2K20.
So the game starts us off with the Acclaim logo, what a brand that is, and then we get to the शीर्षक screen, complete with midi file music, oh boy. All your प्रिय wrestlers are here. Hulk Hogan, Bret “Hitman” Hart, and several others that are retired या dead. I’m gonna go with Hulk Hogan because just like the Hulkster, I hate myself. आप got a regular 1v1 match, career mode, and tournament mode. I decided to go with career mode to get that good story and we started off against Superfly (who?), Graham (who?) and The Sheik, who I believe was most लोकप्रिय known for his phrase “Fucking bullshit!”. Let’s see just how much fucking bullshit this is, and fucking bullshit it is. This is one of the worst controlling games I’ve ever played. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing in this game. I throw a पंच expecting it to land, but I just get my नितंब, गधा kicked harder than anyone else. This is a four member free for all match, and I can see the other AI opponents going nuts with their wrestling moves, but when I try, आप gotta perform a quick time event, but there is no indication of when it will pop up and आप have no time to react to it. आप will always fail the prompt unless आप stop attack completely, just tap the grab button once, and then wait for the cursor to land on either A या B. There aren’t many buttons on the Gameboy, yet this is the most complicated thing ever. It doesn’t help that the screen is really dark, even for the original Gameboy, which आप needed a light स्रोत to see due to there being no backlack. But the game is just dark on it’s own, it’s like the wrestlers are duking it out in the Shadow Realm. Turns out the copy I bought was used before and the person who owned it changed the difficulty to Legend. I decided to switch it to Jobber because fuck it. Now the cursor moves slower… but that doesn’t change shit. During a match with Owen Hart, I hit the B button right on the green, and I still got piledrived into the ground. But despite that, he can’t seem to handle my strategy of merely slapping him until he’s all dizzy until he falls on the floor and I get a pin in. Also the pins are wonky as all hell, it’s easier to just keep mashing the A button and slapping them until they are done for.
So yeah, that wasn’t a fun experience. It manages to have a big roster of jabronies and jobbers the likes of which have been seen many times, but with no two player mode (As far as I’m aware) आप can’t even play this with your friends. Not that आप would. It would be और fun to actually endure the sight of the Gobbledy Gooker in all it’s horrid glory. Legends of Wrestling II was just another game from the series of wrestling games that history will forget about, much like Rocky Maivia. But hey, at least it wasn’t 2K20.
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected द्वारा wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited द्वारा one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit या other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that आप have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers या water witches. Someone who can locate water या लॉस्ट object with a rod या wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see या sense aura, या energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week आप eat या want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 या 10.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say आप eat चॉकलेट 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number द्वारा 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the पूर्व result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that द्वारा 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current साल (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If आप haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming आप were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 या 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one या two digits will be the number of times per week आप eat या want चॉकलेट (the number आप specified in the first step).
8 pieces of चॉकलेट a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. आप wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. आप can tell me if आप ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, आप never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be अगला in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well आप know that face या a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If आप don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're कमीज, शर्ट looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them आप प्यार them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch या stumach
step 8.Say i प्यार आप again
step 9:walk around them in circles गाना my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say आप hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're कमीज, शर्ट looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them आप प्यार them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch या stumach
step 8.Say i प्यार आप again
step 9:walk around them in circles गाना my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say आप hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your डेस्क या forehead.
2 = If आप have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's अगला चोटी, शीर्ष Model every day.
8 = Ask them every दिन to sit अगला to them at lunch, but at lunch say आप were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If आप have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's अगला चोटी, शीर्ष Model every day.
8 = Ask them every दिन to sit अगला to them at lunch, but at lunch say आप were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.