डब्ल्यू डब्ल्यू ई was one of my प्रिय things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, आप gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling II… I never played the first one. Unfortunately, I had to buy two different versions of the game because I was stupid and didn’t realize that playing it on the PS2 was not going to cut it. I was actually supposed to buy the Gameboy Advance version. Let me tell you, I have not touched my Gameboy in years, and yet it still plays as good as it did when I was eight despite the pisspoor treatment it got from me and my siblings. So let’s see what makes Legends of Wrestling II (On Gameboy) so bad.
So the game starts us off with the Acclaim logo, what a brand that is, and then we get to the शीर्षक screen, complete with midi file music, oh boy. All your प्रिय wrestlers are here. Hulk Hogan, Bret “Hitman” Hart, and several others that are retired या dead. I’m gonna go with Hulk Hogan because just like the Hulkster, I hate myself. आप got a regular 1v1 match, career mode, and tournament mode. I decided to go with career mode to get that good story and we started off against Superfly (who?), Graham (who?) and The Sheik, who I believe was most लोकप्रिय known for his phrase “Fucking bullshit!”. Let’s see just how much fucking bullshit this is, and fucking bullshit it is. This is one of the worst controlling games I’ve ever played. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing in this game. I throw a पंच expecting it to land, but I just get my नितंब, गधा kicked harder than anyone else. This is a four member free for all match, and I can see the other AI opponents going nuts with their wrestling moves, but when I try, आप gotta perform a quick time event, but there is no indication of when it will pop up and आप have no time to react to it. आप will always fail the prompt unless आप stop attack completely, just tap the grab button once, and then wait for the cursor to land on either A या B. There aren’t many buttons on the Gameboy, yet this is the most complicated thing ever. It doesn’t help that the screen is really dark, even for the original Gameboy, which आप needed a light स्रोत to see due to there being no backlack. But the game is just dark on it’s own, it’s like the wrestlers are duking it out in the Shadow Realm. Turns out the copy I bought was used before and the person who owned it changed the difficulty to Legend. I decided to switch it to Jobber because fuck it. Now the cursor moves slower… but that doesn’t change shit. During a match with Owen Hart, I hit the B button right on the green, and I still got piledrived into the ground. But despite that, he can’t seem to handle my strategy of merely slapping him until he’s all dizzy until he falls on the floor and I get a pin in. Also the pins are wonky as all hell, it’s easier to just keep mashing the A button and slapping them until they are done for.
So yeah, that wasn’t a fun experience. It manages to have a big roster of jabronies and jobbers the likes of which have been seen many times, but with no two player mode (As far as I’m aware) आप can’t even play this with your friends. Not that आप would. It would be और fun to actually endure the sight of the Gobbledy Gooker in all it’s horrid glory. Legends of Wrestling II was just another game from the series of wrestling games that history will forget about, much like Rocky Maivia. But hey, at least it wasn’t 2K20.
So the game starts us off with the Acclaim logo, what a brand that is, and then we get to the शीर्षक screen, complete with midi file music, oh boy. All your प्रिय wrestlers are here. Hulk Hogan, Bret “Hitman” Hart, and several others that are retired या dead. I’m gonna go with Hulk Hogan because just like the Hulkster, I hate myself. आप got a regular 1v1 match, career mode, and tournament mode. I decided to go with career mode to get that good story and we started off against Superfly (who?), Graham (who?) and The Sheik, who I believe was most लोकप्रिय known for his phrase “Fucking bullshit!”. Let’s see just how much fucking bullshit this is, and fucking bullshit it is. This is one of the worst controlling games I’ve ever played. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing in this game. I throw a पंच expecting it to land, but I just get my नितंब, गधा kicked harder than anyone else. This is a four member free for all match, and I can see the other AI opponents going nuts with their wrestling moves, but when I try, आप gotta perform a quick time event, but there is no indication of when it will pop up and आप have no time to react to it. आप will always fail the prompt unless आप stop attack completely, just tap the grab button once, and then wait for the cursor to land on either A या B. There aren’t many buttons on the Gameboy, yet this is the most complicated thing ever. It doesn’t help that the screen is really dark, even for the original Gameboy, which आप needed a light स्रोत to see due to there being no backlack. But the game is just dark on it’s own, it’s like the wrestlers are duking it out in the Shadow Realm. Turns out the copy I bought was used before and the person who owned it changed the difficulty to Legend. I decided to switch it to Jobber because fuck it. Now the cursor moves slower… but that doesn’t change shit. During a match with Owen Hart, I hit the B button right on the green, and I still got piledrived into the ground. But despite that, he can’t seem to handle my strategy of merely slapping him until he’s all dizzy until he falls on the floor and I get a pin in. Also the pins are wonky as all hell, it’s easier to just keep mashing the A button and slapping them until they are done for.
So yeah, that wasn’t a fun experience. It manages to have a big roster of jabronies and jobbers the likes of which have been seen many times, but with no two player mode (As far as I’m aware) आप can’t even play this with your friends. Not that आप would. It would be और fun to actually endure the sight of the Gobbledy Gooker in all it’s horrid glory. Legends of Wrestling II was just another game from the series of wrestling games that history will forget about, much like Rocky Maivia. But hey, at least it wasn’t 2K20.
Are there even true friendship until now?
द्वारा Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives आप happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he या she will never turn his या her back on you...... या betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on आप and stick its self to greed.
आप cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
आप can never again.
He/she will leave आप disappointed and let आप down.
Why should आप look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When आप have God with his प्यार all wrapped around you.
द्वारा Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives आप happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he या she will never turn his या her back on you...... या betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on आप and stick its self to greed.
आप cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
आप can never again.
He/she will leave आप disappointed and let आप down.
Why should आप look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When आप have God with his प्यार all wrapped around you.
आप just shut the door i fell like और when आप say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do आप make sure to प्यार me even though i'm shy do आप ever ever ever think to try? do आप think of me? when आप say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when आप say hi well than आप won't be mine! yes this is प्यार but does it hurt? when i cry? when आप say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i प्यार you! why would say means things why would आप say the stuff that stings why would आप say that word when i know आप much? i don't think i would be with आप if i knew a thing या two about your life आप backstabbing चाकू i trusted आप and yet आप still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs आप a lot.
Don't आप प्यार her?
I do...
I प्यार my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs आप a lot.
Don't आप प्यार her?
I do...
I प्यार my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she चुरा लिया our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she चुरा लिया our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine दिन in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing या whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the लेख is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing या whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the लेख is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name या talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his संगीत every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask आप if आप have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i प्यार justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate या प्यार whatever he does even if they hate it या प्यार it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name या talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his संगीत every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask आप if आप have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i प्यार justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate या प्यार whatever he does even if they hate it या प्यार it