डब्ल्यू डब्ल्यू ई was one of my प्रिय things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, आप gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling II… I never played the first one. Unfortunately, I had to buy two different versions of the game because I was stupid and didn’t realize that playing it on the PS2 was not going to cut it. I was actually supposed to buy the Gameboy Advance version. Let me tell you, I have not touched my Gameboy in years, and yet it still plays as good as it did when I was eight despite the pisspoor treatment it got from me and my siblings. So let’s see what makes Legends of Wrestling II (On Gameboy) so bad.
So the game starts us off with the Acclaim logo, what a brand that is, and then we get to the शीर्षक screen, complete with midi file music, oh boy. All your प्रिय wrestlers are here. Hulk Hogan, Bret “Hitman” Hart, and several others that are retired या dead. I’m gonna go with Hulk Hogan because just like the Hulkster, I hate myself. आप got a regular 1v1 match, career mode, and tournament mode. I decided to go with career mode to get that good story and we started off against Superfly (who?), Graham (who?) and The Sheik, who I believe was most लोकप्रिय known for his phrase “Fucking bullshit!”. Let’s see just how much fucking bullshit this is, and fucking bullshit it is. This is one of the worst controlling games I’ve ever played. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing in this game. I throw a पंच expecting it to land, but I just get my नितंब, गधा kicked harder than anyone else. This is a four member free for all match, and I can see the other AI opponents going nuts with their wrestling moves, but when I try, आप gotta perform a quick time event, but there is no indication of when it will pop up and आप have no time to react to it. आप will always fail the prompt unless आप stop attack completely, just tap the grab button once, and then wait for the cursor to land on either A या B. There aren’t many buttons on the Gameboy, yet this is the most complicated thing ever. It doesn’t help that the screen is really dark, even for the original Gameboy, which आप needed a light स्रोत to see due to there being no backlack. But the game is just dark on it’s own, it’s like the wrestlers are duking it out in the Shadow Realm. Turns out the copy I bought was used before and the person who owned it changed the difficulty to Legend. I decided to switch it to Jobber because fuck it. Now the cursor moves slower… but that doesn’t change shit. During a match with Owen Hart, I hit the B button right on the green, and I still got piledrived into the ground. But despite that, he can’t seem to handle my strategy of merely slapping him until he’s all dizzy until he falls on the floor and I get a pin in. Also the pins are wonky as all hell, it’s easier to just keep mashing the A button and slapping them until they are done for.
So yeah, that wasn’t a fun experience. It manages to have a big roster of jabronies and jobbers the likes of which have been seen many times, but with no two player mode (As far as I’m aware) आप can’t even play this with your friends. Not that आप would. It would be और fun to actually endure the sight of the Gobbledy Gooker in all it’s horrid glory. Legends of Wrestling II was just another game from the series of wrestling games that history will forget about, much like Rocky Maivia. But hey, at least it wasn’t 2K20.
So the game starts us off with the Acclaim logo, what a brand that is, and then we get to the शीर्षक screen, complete with midi file music, oh boy. All your प्रिय wrestlers are here. Hulk Hogan, Bret “Hitman” Hart, and several others that are retired या dead. I’m gonna go with Hulk Hogan because just like the Hulkster, I hate myself. आप got a regular 1v1 match, career mode, and tournament mode. I decided to go with career mode to get that good story and we started off against Superfly (who?), Graham (who?) and The Sheik, who I believe was most लोकप्रिय known for his phrase “Fucking bullshit!”. Let’s see just how much fucking bullshit this is, and fucking bullshit it is. This is one of the worst controlling games I’ve ever played. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing in this game. I throw a पंच expecting it to land, but I just get my नितंब, गधा kicked harder than anyone else. This is a four member free for all match, and I can see the other AI opponents going nuts with their wrestling moves, but when I try, आप gotta perform a quick time event, but there is no indication of when it will pop up and आप have no time to react to it. आप will always fail the prompt unless आप stop attack completely, just tap the grab button once, and then wait for the cursor to land on either A या B. There aren’t many buttons on the Gameboy, yet this is the most complicated thing ever. It doesn’t help that the screen is really dark, even for the original Gameboy, which आप needed a light स्रोत to see due to there being no backlack. But the game is just dark on it’s own, it’s like the wrestlers are duking it out in the Shadow Realm. Turns out the copy I bought was used before and the person who owned it changed the difficulty to Legend. I decided to switch it to Jobber because fuck it. Now the cursor moves slower… but that doesn’t change shit. During a match with Owen Hart, I hit the B button right on the green, and I still got piledrived into the ground. But despite that, he can’t seem to handle my strategy of merely slapping him until he’s all dizzy until he falls on the floor and I get a pin in. Also the pins are wonky as all hell, it’s easier to just keep mashing the A button and slapping them until they are done for.
So yeah, that wasn’t a fun experience. It manages to have a big roster of jabronies and jobbers the likes of which have been seen many times, but with no two player mode (As far as I’m aware) आप can’t even play this with your friends. Not that आप would. It would be और fun to actually endure the sight of the Gobbledy Gooker in all it’s horrid glory. Legends of Wrestling II was just another game from the series of wrestling games that history will forget about, much like Rocky Maivia. But hey, at least it wasn’t 2K20.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.
1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper या self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming या seem polite. या he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, या worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear और of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? या simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a मिनट then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no फ्रेंड्स या anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one दिन he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they कहा goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The अगला दिन Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset या lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one दिन he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they कहा goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The अगला दिन Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset या lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End