God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the सेकंड i प्रकाशित करे it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful दिन in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a बिना सोचे समझे gay thought suddenly popped up in her गुलाबी head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of फ्रेंड्स is gay", Pinkie कहा out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.
Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,
"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.
link Rarity कहा when she saw her house get rekt द्वारा the गुलाबी horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"
"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"
*sad violin music*
*Pinkie cries*
*Pinkie sobs*
"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"
Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"
Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how कार्टून work.
"Rarity go out with me!!!"
"Y?"
"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be और than friendship with u!"
"............"
"PLEAASEEEE!!"
"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"
"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"
"Wat? This wat?"
"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th दीवार 2????//??"
"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"
"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid दिखाना i give up))
"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, या even Twinerd?????"
"Lol idk"
"And y shud i listen to u?!"
Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇
"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.
Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."
"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"
"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"
"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our पूर्व generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"
"oK oK bad example मांद, डेन how about THIS:"
"And THIS 2:"
Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"
link
"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid लेखक can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"
Rarity begun to think her गुलाबी 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our रंग are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male घोड़े anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"
"PINKIE!!11!!"
"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"
Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"
"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"
"Whatevr idc ok!"
"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"
"zOMG yea!"
Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.
"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.
They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.
And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.
THE END
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful दिन in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a बिना सोचे समझे gay thought suddenly popped up in her गुलाबी head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of फ्रेंड्स is gay", Pinkie कहा out loud. "I hope it's Rarity, because Rarity's cute!" And with that she went to the marshmallow's 10-story house.
Rarity was eating raw onions (the ones with layers, the real kind™) until suddenly,,,
"RARITY!!!11! I RLY LIEK UR H0RN!!!34!52!!!"
Pinkie π bust through Rarity's house and made a huuuuuge hole on the wall.
link Rarity कहा when she saw her house get rekt द्वारा the गुलाबी horse.
"PINKIE U PIG GO DIE!!!!"
"OMG!!11!!" Pinkie yelled. "HOW CAN U TELL ME THAT, THAT'S SO MEAN!!!"
*sad violin music*
*Pinkie cries*
*Pinkie sobs*
"U JUST CALLED ME A PIG!!!295!1!"
Pinkie's wet blue watery tears were all the way up to Rarity's long giraffe neck so she said: "OK I;M SORRY JUST ST0P CRYING oMG!!!!"
Pinkie stopped crying and suddenly all the tears disappeared because that's how कार्टून work.
"Rarity go out with me!!!"
"Y?"
"Because I just realized I'm gay 4 u and i want to be और than friendship with u!"
"............"
"PLEAASEEEE!!"
"BUT Pinky I'm straight-"
"LOOOOL no ur not no one's straight in dis show"
"Wat? This wat?"
"This show! Did i tell u i can break the 4th दीवार 2????//??"
"I'm confuzed what r we talking about??!!!"
"Rarity I 'like like' u & it's real pls be my girlfriend / marefriend / fillyfriend!" ((however tf u say it in this stupid दिखाना i give up))
"But why ME out of everypony??? Y not Fluttershy, Dash, AJ, या even Twinerd?????"
"Lol idk"
"And y shud i listen to u?!"
Pinkie: 🙏 🙇 🙏 🙇
"hOW DID U DO THAT????" Rarity asked in shocked shock as Pinkie begun speaking in the art of emojis.
Pinkie: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"eEEEEEEEK OMG!!!" Rarity squealed and THEN..
"Pinkie I might actually consider going out with u becuz of that but nah becuz u also make some of the ugliest faces sumtimes and I don't like ugly faces becuz I might catch the uglee."
"O pleeese! When have I EVER made an uglee face??/??/?"
"THIS! THIS horrendous face rite here!!"
"HEEEY that"s rude! R u calling our पूर्व generations ugly?! R u calling our past reincarnations ugly?!?!"
"oK oK bad example मांद, डेन how about THIS:"
"And THIS 2:"
Pinky said: "O so u think this iz a muthrfcking gaem HUH???" WELL in link rite here it looks liek u bust a n-"
link
"OMG we're getting off track again becuz this stupid लेखक can't even write a crackfic rite!!!"
Rarity begun to think her गुलाबी 'friend' needed psychologist help because she cray but for now: "Ok u kno wat I just had a flashback within a flashback within a flashback and realized that our रंग are v good 4 shipping purposes and that I am NOT in fact straight so yes I will go out with u Pinkie."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!! I'm so glad u realized ur closet feelings & that u won't be chasing after the (VERY few) male घोड़े anymore, especially dat one other white unicorn with the tiny d-"
"PINKIE!!11!!"
"UHH.. I meant HORN! DUH!!"
Rarity rolled her eyes so hard she saw her brain, and then said: "So from now I declare everyhorse to call us RariPie!"
"N0,, Pinkity!! The bronies will like it better & it's moar danker!!!!"
"Whatevr idc ok!"
"Hay so now that we're 2gether 5ever u wanna see Twinerd's strange squid collection??!11??"
"zOMG yea!"
Pinkie showed her: link
And SOMEHOW Rarity managed to see that.
"ROFLMFAO LOLOLOL" Rarity snorted.
They both laughed so hard till they threw up and their bellies hurt.
And with that Pinkie x Rarity became a thing and everypony in the town knew and everyone supported it without ANY shipping wars from the bronies and they all lived ok until the whole town mysteriously exploded 3 days later but that's another story 4 later.
THE END
Buddy
Summery: One special दिन in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an इंद्रधनुष was over them, only a fews मिनटों later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.
~A
हे guys there was the summery of my news book Young प्यार and here what the alicorns look like just so आप know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!
1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book
2. May not अपलोड a lot
3. a lot of spelling errors
4.PICS RULE
~A
हे guys there was the summery of my news book Young प्यार and here what the alicorns look like just so आप know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!
1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book
2. May not अपलोड a lot
3. a lot of spelling errors
4.PICS RULE
>What is your OC's name?
>Red Rose
>How old is she?
>21ness?
>What is her hobby?
>Reading
>Does she have any relatives?
>Dead Dad
>Mom Unknown
>What is her personality?
>Brave
>Kind
>Fearless
>Does she know how to make फ्रेंड्स easily?
>Pretty easy
>Has she met any टट्टू from the mane 6?
>No
>What was the most important thing she did in her life?
>Help take over Crystal Empire
>What are her achievements?
>Conquer?
>In one word, how do आप explain her?
>Brave
>Where does she live?
>Crystal Empire
>What kind of संगीत does she like?
>Never thought about that so Unknown
>What is her dream?
>Raise a Family
>Does she have a very special somepony? If so, who?
>Sombra
>Explained in Rise of King Sombra
>If she had to शामिल होइए a club in High School, (Art, Drama, etc.) which one would it be?
>Cooking!
>Is she a quiet kind of pony, या is he a talker?
>Half and Half?
>Red Rose
>How old is she?
>21ness?
>What is her hobby?
>Reading
>Does she have any relatives?
>Dead Dad
>Mom Unknown
>What is her personality?
>Brave
>Kind
>Fearless
>Does she know how to make फ्रेंड्स easily?
>Pretty easy
>Has she met any टट्टू from the mane 6?
>No
>What was the most important thing she did in her life?
>Help take over Crystal Empire
>What are her achievements?
>Conquer?
>In one word, how do आप explain her?
>Brave
>Where does she live?
>Crystal Empire
>What kind of संगीत does she like?
>Never thought about that so Unknown
>What is her dream?
>Raise a Family
>Does she have a very special somepony? If so, who?
>Sombra
>Explained in Rise of King Sombra
>If she had to शामिल होइए a club in High School, (Art, Drama, etc.) which one would it be?
>Cooking!
>Is she a quiet kind of pony, या is he a talker?
>Half and Half?
