After getting the crowd to laugh from jokes about monkey pox, Tom waited a few सेकंड्स for everyone to settle down. He continued with और material.

Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days पूर्व at a shopping mall, but she कहा no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply कहा I don't like that!
Crowd:...

Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my घर for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. आप want a good comedy show? शामिल होइए me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.

A crowd can be heard...

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until आप all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do आप know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...

SPOILER ALERT! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF आप DON"T LIKE SPOILERS!
So the controversial MLP:FIM season 3 finale Magical Mystery Cure has finally aired. I sure everyone is aware that this episode received mixed feelings. Many loved it, while others found the episode good, but कहा that it lacked the जवाब that प्रशंसकों wanted to know most. In other words missed some details in plot. And then there are the प्रशंसकों of the दिखाना who just plain hated it. A big reason for this hate is that these प्रशंसकों didn't like Twilight becoming a princess to begin with and already had negative feelings coming in to watch...

Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's बादल home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had दिया her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began पढ़ना into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. इंद्रधनुष had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...

This is my first लेख for this club and so I hope that आप all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave टिप्पणियाँ and become a प्रशंसक if आप really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If आप are unhappy with what I choose आप can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my लेख या to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...

I tried to put all the characters here. Let me know which one is your favorite.

Twilight Sparkle
Applejack
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Princess Cadance
Spike
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Discord
Minuette
Lyra
Lemon Hearts
Twinkle Shine
Queen Chrysalis
Thorax
Tirek
Cozy Glow
King Sombra
Moondancer
Derpy Hooves
Sweetie Drops
Derpy Hooves
Doctor Whooves
Trixie
Daisy
Granny Smith
Golden Delicious
Big Mac
Pearbutter
Bright Mac
Applebloom
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
Twist
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Babs Seed
Pip
Cranky
Matilda
Grogar
Spitfire...

OK, I already made an लेख about this, but I felt that I needed to write it again because I feel I must really get this subject off my chest again so everyone can understand it.

Now before anyone says anything, this is not a rant about my hate for Twilight, because I don't really hate her (not yet, anyway). She is a terrific character. This is rant about what she कहा to Sunset Shimmer in the crater after she defeated her at the end of the first Equestria Girls movie.

"You will never rule in Equestria. Any power आप may have had in this world is gone! Tonight, you've shown everyone who you...

Chapter 2: Intertwining

Miles looked outside, staring at the bay, lit up द्वारा the glowing moon. He turned to look at Strawberry. स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी was staring at the glowing bay, as if being hypnotized द्वारा the crashing waves and the glowing surface.

“You were going to tell me why आप came to Earth” Miles told स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी sighed and looked at him with her single eyeball.

“Our people have the natural ability to live in another beings body” स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी explained, “Sometimes the host's body rejects us and they become insane”

“What do आप mean?”

“They want to eat other members of the hosts species”...

"It's ok Twilight" Princess Cadance कहा as she was so weak she fell and her magic that protected the Crystal Empire had faded away.

"Twili" Shining Armor कहा as he gave a frown. The Crystal Empire was no longer protected. And darkness and evil soon came around The Crystal Empire. King Sombra started to turn everything gray.

"This is not good" Shining Armor कहा while upset. Twilight knew she had to find the real crystal दिल before King Sombra destroys everything. She will not let everyone down. Even Princess Celestia. She was demanded to protect The Crystal Empire no matter what it took.

"I'm...

The last solstice

Chapter 16: The first step


The first ten मिनटों were one of the most awkward moments Nocturnal Mirage has ever experienced. Since he entered the sanctuary of the solar Princess, none of them कहा a word to each other. Celestia lay on the sofa immovably, observing the stallion with penetrating eyes and mild inquiry. The delirious, weird flame has disappeared from her purple iris, only now Mirage could acknowledge how all-pervading the alicorn’s look truly is. He felt like he’s staring into a deep well with crystal clear water on the bottom. The Princess’ aura was much...

The last solstice

Chapter 10: The windmills of her mind – Part 1


Nocturnal Mirage just stared at the plate. Even though it was the finest quality of खाना Equestria had to offer, the royal blue stallion wasn’t hungry. Dark thoughts have been preying upon him. The alicorns have infiltrated his mind. Not just the one he has to guard, but there’s another… The Crystal Princess… Cadence…

Mirage smashes his hooves against the massive wooden table. There’s been two weeks since the failed changeling attack on Canterlot, but the interaction he had with the गुलाबी alicorn left a vivid picture...

My little टट्टू was my childhood movie, so I stayed as a प्रशंसक of it.. I should say I quite like the most of the characters, villains, settings and the plot but I प्यार only grown-up characters.

I can explain this as having "empathy" for them. Grown up ponies deal with problems while the little ponies just are mad at each other, and make up strange problems such as the दिखाना या even their dreams. I just hate to see their little, minion problems to be exaggerated and take over the quarter in the series...

Little ponies never learn lessons, and their stories usually end unfair. As I told, I never like...

Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel द्वारा “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...

One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't आप heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless आप keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get आप there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...

The last solstice

Chapter 33: The return of a Princess – Part 2


Celestia idled in her sister's office, gazing through the broken window. In front of her lay the Castle's parade ground, filled with the bodies of the fallen. The heat of the battle was gone and now the Princess of the Sun had to face reality once again. All of her suppressed emotions bottled up and a large teardrop ran down on her cheek, following the path of the burnt scars.

“What have I done?” the white alicorn whispered to herself. “Is this what I'm destined for? To cause pain and suffering?”

The unsettling questions...

The last solstice

Chapter 31: Fading light - Part 3


“I'll go see what happened!” Nocturnal Mirage कहा after the first explosion. “You stay here!”

Driven द्वारा a sudden, unexplainable urge, the cobalt stallion rushed outside the room, leaving Celestia behind. As soon as he opened the door he knew something was terribly wrong. Royal guards in heavy armors were running around the spacious hallway, their hooves clashing against the marble floor and the thick walls reverberating the sound of their steps. Higher ranking stallions were shouting commands randomly and most of the guards looked perplexed...

The last solstice

Chapter 30: Fading light – Part 2

Celestia's mind was hovering on the border of consciousness, trying to find a way through the thick haze. The Princess of the Sun awakened slowly and the process itself meant struggle for her. She opened her eyes for a little, feeling dreaded because of the unfamiliar surroundings of the room. Although the fabric of the sheet and the cover; the furniture and the paintings on the दीवार resembled the style of royalty, it was definitely not the Ivory Tower. She failed to recollect any memory where she was या how she got here whatsoever. The blurriness...

The last solstice

Chapter 28: Reunited


“No! I won't do it!” Celestia yelled anxiously. “I already told you. I shall not leave the Ivory Tower, no matter what happened between us!”

“I didn't ask आप to leave. I only asked to meet your sister. She really misses you, I can see through her mask of coldness. She's facing a lot of problems right now and she really needs your guidance!” Nocturnal Mirage replied gently.

“I कहा NO! Equestria is better of without me.” the sun goddess rejected sternly. “Besides, Luna and I have been growing apart even before I defeated that demon. Since...

The last solstice

Chapter 27: Time


A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...