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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but आप know what another लोकप्रिय target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now आप assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do आप really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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So, we wanna stay
But can't find peace while sitting still
I guess we never will
We're on the way
We won't hurry back again
The journey in the end

(Woah oh-oh!)

I प्यार this very moment
We're speeding up not slowing
We might know we can't win
But we're dumb enough to try
We're going, there's no maybe
That's why they call us crazy
And we'll say if anybody asks us

Hey, where आप gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know, oh
Hey, where आप gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know

We never need to know
Seeking boundaries to break
Let's forget the ones we've made
So we carry on
Don't let...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy दिखाना without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, या the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, या Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things आप should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: आप know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where आप can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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yep. this really happened. Hasbro uploaded the full movie onto their MLP channel
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy दिखाना that was being filmed live in 4k at 60 frames per second. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank आप everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank आप very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut...
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