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Therapist: So.. Your Mrs Lulamoon's boyfriend?

Saten: I guess I am.

Therapist: She's a sweet kid., And she seems very concerned for you... And I must say.. After examining your files... She should of came to me "sooner".

Saten: What are आप talking about.. I'm perfectly fine

Therapist: आप killed 3 people..

Saten: Not on purpose!

Therapist: And sent 2 into the hospital.

Saten: ... Okay, आप got me there... But they were calling Trixie fat

Therapist: So आप break their legs!?

Saten: And I would do it again and again.

Therapist: Uhh... Let's just skip into it.. She says आप hate your dad.. How is he anyway?

Saten: Dead

Therapist: ... And your mother?

Saten: Killed him

Therapist: ... Wanna talk about that?

Saten; Just did

Therapist: ... Okay... Let's talk about your mother than... Firstly, what's her name?

Saten: Maddy., Maddy Twist... And she is EVIL!

Therapist: I'm sensing some anger towards this Maddy character

Saten: (sarcastically) Ohh, your good

Therapist: Tell me then.. Why do आप hate your mother, mister Twist?

Saten: ... (Sighs) Fine... I'm not saying I hate her.. Frankly I felt bad for her.. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on her and beat her up., Make her feel like she's not worthy of him, and not pretty enough for him. Even though she's actually "very" pretty.. And also beat me up just as badly.. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened द्वारा his lose.. And Maddy even less so... But instead of trying to दिखाना me the प्यार dad NEVER did.. Maddy instead chose to

completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. Maddy saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited her.. And when it didn't she'd sent me to boarding school., या Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She's the only woman one in my family who dosen't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!

Therapist: ... Well... Seems your not ready to talk about it..

Saten: But I ju-

Therapist: Sorry mate.. We're out of time.. Close the door on your way out..

(LATER THAT SAME EVENING)..

Trixie: Sorry the doctor couldn't help you..

Saten: Well.. I didn't have much faith in him.. I'm quite use to being unloved..

Trixie: That's not true.. I will 'always' प्यार आप Saten.

Saten: I know.. And thank you.

Trixie: I might know how to cheer आप up.

Saten: And how do आप plan on tha-

Trixie: (kisses him on the lips).. Feel better?

Saten: ... About what?

Trixie: (giggles rather cutely) never mind..

END OF EPISODE:
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These are some of the कोट्स I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see आप smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO प्यार ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...
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A while ago, I made a सूची on my cutest characters. Now I made a सूची on the prettiest.

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This is pretty much my opinion on the prettiest characters. This सूची may या may not surprise you





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10) Applejack

9) Rarity

8) Gilda

7) इंद्रधनुष Dash

6) Twilight Sparkle

5) Trixie

4) Fluttershy

3) Princess Celesta

2) Zecora

1) Princess Luna
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Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?

Saten: हे cutie

Trixie: ... Saten?

Saten: आप कहा to call आप everyday, remember

Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call आप back, promise

Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.

Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least आप still have me

Saten: Your making my skin crawl!

Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!

Saten: Worse?

Master Sword: Yeah....
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, या chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson मोटरसाइकल on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle अगला to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Anyone remember the days of how this club- no, this WEBSITE- used to be? I do. I remember it as a place full of great people, ideas, and extravagant conversation.

It was also full of assholes, trolls, conflict, and arguments.

But was that bad? Nah, not really. I like conflict. Can't be a sword without being forged in flame, amirite? Hardships make the soul stronger.

And, unlike how the club is now, it's not so BORING.
I mean really, coming back to the site as it is now, I fully realize why I left in the first place.

This place is so BORING. I mean, maybe it's because i've grown intellectually over...
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Trixie's Cutie Mark: This may sound weird, but I think her cutie mark is fascinating and simple at the same time. I प्यार the colors, a light mix of blue.

Sunset Shimmer's Cutie Mark: Her cutie mark represents her very good. The रंग go well together, because they are the same रंग as her mane, too. The suns' rays are wavy, just like Celestia's.

Zecora's Cutie Mark: Zecora's cutie mark is well detailed. The swirl represents the her personality well, and it looks as if a mark that a ज़ेबरा would have. It looks like it represents her oddness and her reasonableness.

Sea Swirl's Cutie Mark: I love...
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