Therapist: So.. Your Mrs Lulamoon's boyfriend?
Saten: I guess I am.
Therapist: She's a sweet kid., And she seems very concerned for you... And I must say.. After examining your files... She should of came to me "sooner".
Saten: What are आप talking about.. I'm perfectly fine
Therapist: आप killed 3 people..
Saten: Not on purpose!
Therapist: And sent 2 into the hospital.
Saten: ... Okay, आप got me there... But they were calling Trixie fat
Therapist: So आप break their legs!?
Saten: And I would do it again and again.
Therapist: Uhh... Let's just skip into it.. She says आप hate your dad.. How is he anyway?
Saten: Dead
Therapist: ... And your mother?
Saten: Killed him
Therapist: ... Wanna talk about that?
Saten; Just did
Therapist: ... Okay... Let's talk about your mother than... Firstly, what's her name?
Saten: Maddy., Maddy Twist... And she is EVIL!
Therapist: I'm sensing some anger towards this Maddy character
Saten: (sarcastically) Ohh, your good
Therapist: Tell me then.. Why do आप hate your mother, mister Twist?
Saten: ... (Sighs) Fine... I'm not saying I hate her.. Frankly I felt bad for her.. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on her and beat her up., Make her feel like she's not worthy of him, and not pretty enough for him. Even though she's actually "very" pretty.. And also beat me up just as badly.. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened द्वारा his lose.. And Maddy even less so... But instead of trying to दिखाना me the प्यार dad NEVER did.. Maddy instead chose to
completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. Maddy saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited her.. And when it didn't she'd sent me to boarding school., या Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She's the only woman one in my family who dosen't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!
Therapist: ... Well... Seems your not ready to talk about it..
Saten: But I ju-
Therapist: Sorry mate.. We're out of time.. Close the door on your way out..
(LATER THAT SAME EVENING)..
Trixie: Sorry the doctor couldn't help you..
Saten: Well.. I didn't have much faith in him.. I'm quite use to being unloved..
Trixie: That's not true.. I will 'always' प्यार आप Saten.
Saten: I know.. And thank you.
Trixie: I might know how to cheer आप up.
Saten: And how do आप plan on tha-
Trixie: (kisses him on the lips).. Feel better?
Saten: ... About what?
Trixie: (giggles rather cutely) never mind..
END OF EPISODE:
Saten: I guess I am.
Therapist: She's a sweet kid., And she seems very concerned for you... And I must say.. After examining your files... She should of came to me "sooner".
Saten: What are आप talking about.. I'm perfectly fine
Therapist: आप killed 3 people..
Saten: Not on purpose!
Therapist: And sent 2 into the hospital.
Saten: ... Okay, आप got me there... But they were calling Trixie fat
Therapist: So आप break their legs!?
Saten: And I would do it again and again.
Therapist: Uhh... Let's just skip into it.. She says आप hate your dad.. How is he anyway?
Saten: Dead
Therapist: ... And your mother?
Saten: Killed him
Therapist: ... Wanna talk about that?
Saten; Just did
Therapist: ... Okay... Let's talk about your mother than... Firstly, what's her name?
Saten: Maddy., Maddy Twist... And she is EVIL!
Therapist: I'm sensing some anger towards this Maddy character
Saten: (sarcastically) Ohh, your good
Therapist: Tell me then.. Why do आप hate your mother, mister Twist?
Saten: ... (Sighs) Fine... I'm not saying I hate her.. Frankly I felt bad for her.. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on her and beat her up., Make her feel like she's not worthy of him, and not pretty enough for him. Even though she's actually "very" pretty.. And also beat me up just as badly.. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened द्वारा his lose.. And Maddy even less so... But instead of trying to दिखाना me the प्यार dad NEVER did.. Maddy instead chose to
completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. Maddy saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited her.. And when it didn't she'd sent me to boarding school., या Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She's the only woman one in my family who dosen't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!
Therapist: ... Well... Seems your not ready to talk about it..
Saten: But I ju-
Therapist: Sorry mate.. We're out of time.. Close the door on your way out..
(LATER THAT SAME EVENING)..
Trixie: Sorry the doctor couldn't help you..
Saten: Well.. I didn't have much faith in him.. I'm quite use to being unloved..
Trixie: That's not true.. I will 'always' प्यार आप Saten.
Saten: I know.. And thank you.
Trixie: I might know how to cheer आप up.
Saten: And how do आप plan on tha-
Trixie: (kisses him on the lips).. Feel better?
Saten: ... About what?
Trixie: (giggles rather cutely) never mind..
END OF EPISODE:
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why आप should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all आप did was दिखाना up, sit down, and say "that's why आप should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give आप twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told आप my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why आप should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all आप did was दिखाना up, sit down, and say "that's why आप should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give आप twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told आप my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Arthur Grossman
Rainbow Dash's car
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw फिल्में (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her और like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for और of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw फिल्में (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her और like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for और of my latest story..
