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posted by Canada24
Therapist: So.. Your Mrs Lulamoon's boyfriend?

Saten: I guess I am.

Therapist: She's a sweet kid., And she seems very concerned for you... And I must say.. After examining your files... She should of came to me "sooner".

Saten: What are आप talking about.. I'm perfectly fine

Therapist: आप killed 3 people..

Saten: Not on purpose!

Therapist: And sent 2 into the hospital.

Saten: ... Okay, आप got me there... But they were calling Trixie fat

Therapist: So आप break their legs!?

Saten: And I would do it again and again.

Therapist: Uhh... Let's just skip into it.. She says आप hate your dad.. How is he anyway?

Saten: Dead

Therapist: ... And your mother?

Saten: Killed him

Therapist: ... Wanna talk about that?

Saten; Just did

Therapist: ... Okay... Let's talk about your mother than... Firstly, what's her name?

Saten: Maddy., Maddy Twist... And she is EVIL!

Therapist: I'm sensing some anger towards this Maddy character

Saten: (sarcastically) Ohh, your good

Therapist: Tell me then.. Why do आप hate your mother, mister Twist?

Saten: ... (Sighs) Fine... I'm not saying I hate her.. Frankly I felt bad for her.. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on her and beat her up., Make her feel like she's not worthy of him, and not pretty enough for him. Even though she's actually "very" pretty.. And also beat me up just as badly.. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened द्वारा his lose.. And Maddy even less so... But instead of trying to दिखाना me the प्यार dad NEVER did.. Maddy instead chose to

completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. Maddy saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited her.. And when it didn't she'd sent me to boarding school., या Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She's the only woman one in my family who dosen't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!

Therapist: ... Well... Seems your not ready to talk about it..

Saten: But I ju-

Therapist: Sorry mate.. We're out of time.. Close the door on your way out..

(LATER THAT SAME EVENING)..

Trixie: Sorry the doctor couldn't help you..

Saten: Well.. I didn't have much faith in him.. I'm quite use to being unloved..

Trixie: That's not true.. I will 'always' प्यार आप Saten.

Saten: I know.. And thank you.

Trixie: I might know how to cheer आप up.

Saten: And how do आप plan on tha-

Trixie: (kisses him on the lips).. Feel better?

Saten: ... About what?

Trixie: (giggles rather cutely) never mind..

END OF EPISODE:
posted by xFluttershyx
"Okay, everypony", कहा Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance कहा that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", कहा Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", कहा Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", कहा Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...
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*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are आप doing this i know आप have the power to stop this so प्यार and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: आप made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
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Source: joyreactor
added by karinabrony
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please रिपोर्ट to the इंद्रधनुष sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow दिल blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the बादल floor as she stumbled towards the इंद्रधनुष sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. इंद्रधनुष दिल flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at इंद्रधनुष Heart,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...
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