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posted by Seanthehedgehog
P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: आप had to kill him. आप couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well आप better if आप want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a टट्टू named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: आप know what you're doing?
Con: Getting valuable information for you.
P: We need to know what they're up to.
Con: And I'll find out for you. *Sees water under floor* Hmmm *Swims under floor* (I got to get to some sort of ladder, and find which area Frank is sitting in.)
Dutch Pony: *Looks in water* Hey, I see something under the floor.
Dutch टट्टू 57: It's just a huge group of fish. Get back to work.
Con: *gets to parking lot*
Dutch Ponies: *Drive car into parking lot*
Guard: Halt.
Dutch Ponies: *Stop*
Guard: Frank, good to see you. Follow me to your seats. *walks in opera house*
Frank: *Follows Guard*
Yolo: *Follow Frank*
Pogo: *Follows Yolo*
David: *Follows Pogo*
Max: *Follows David*
Con: *Gets to ladder, and climbs up*

In the opera house

Guard: *Shows seats* Enjoy the दिखाना gentlemen.
Frank: Thank you.

Song: link

Con: *grabs sniper rifle* It's a good thing S made this scope that can record conversations from far distances. *Aims राइफल at Frank*
Yolo: We have to get those drugs into Stalliongrad within five days.
Frank: We'll get it, don't worry.
Max: Well, w-what if we fail?
Frank: आप bastard, we won't fail. David, what do आप think?
Con: I think आप need to find a और private area to meet.
Frank: Who's there? आप कहा this was a secure area!
Max: I don't know what's going on!
Frank: Alright. Look for the टट्टू that just कहा that.
Con: *shoots frank*
Yolo: Where did that come from?
Max: It must be a sniper.
Con: *Kills Max*
Yolo: Get out of here, quickly! *Runs away*
David: Get that sniper!
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir.
Dutch Snipers: *Get on rooftop*
Con: *Shoots a sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: I see him!
Con: *Shoots third sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: *Falls off roof*
Dutch Sniper 4: That's it. We need rockets to take him out.
Dutch Sniper 1: Are आप sure?
Dutch Sniper 4: Don't सवाल me, just do it!
Dutch Ponies: *Grab rocket launchers*
Con: *Shoots Dutch Sniper 4*
Dutch टट्टू 109: *Shoots rocket*
Dutch Sniper 4: आप missed, try again.
Con: *Shoots sniper*
Dutch Sniper 4: *falls on Dutch टट्टू 109*
Dutch टट्टू 109: *Shoots rocket*

The rocket hit part of the roof Con was on, and it was falling towards the ground.

Con: *Running to चोटी, शीर्ष of roof* I gotta make it before this part of the roof hits the ground *Jumps onto other part of roof* I made it. *Falling again* AAAAAH!!! *Grabs rope* I must get back on the roof! *Climbing rope*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Lowering rope*

Con was climbing as fast as he could, but with the rope being lowered towards the ground, Con wasn't moving anywhere.

Con: *Climbing very fast*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Lowering rope faster*
Con: *Climbing his fastest*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Lowering rope his fastest*
Dutch टट्टू 34: How much rope is there?!
Dutch टट्टू 356: Enough to be as long as ten limos.
Dutch टट्टू 34: Keep lowering the rope!
Dutch टट्टू 356: Oh shit. *Lowering rope*
Dutch टट्टू 34: *Helps lower rope*
Dutch टट्टू 356: Thanks for your help. Now this rope will go down faster.
Con: *Climbing his fastest, and looks down* The end of that rope goes in the water.
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: AAAAAHHH!! *Climbing his fastest* Okay, fuck it *Shoots Dutch टट्टू 356*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Holding on rope, and falls*
Con: Ooh.
Dutch टट्टू 34: *Runs away*
Con: Of course. *Falling*
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: *teleports in parking*

The opera house then blew up, and fell apart.

Con: Well, that wasn't my fault. *Runs away*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would आप like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that आप threatened to beat her up if आप saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have आप seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't आप have some drinks with me? You'll प्यार it.
Bob: How many did आप have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would आप like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would आप want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that आप call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are आप so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes सेब Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd सेब Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
क्वीन of Changelings: This दिन is going to be perfect, the kind of दिन of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This दिन was going to be perfect, the kind of दिन of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my फ्रेंड्स to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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