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posted by Seanthehedgehog
P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: आप had to kill him. आप couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well आप better if आप want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a टट्टू named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: आप know what you're doing?
Con: Getting valuable information for you.
P: We need to know what they're up to.
Con: And I'll find out for you. *Sees water under floor* Hmmm *Swims under floor* (I got to get to some sort of ladder, and find which area Frank is sitting in.)
Dutch Pony: *Looks in water* Hey, I see something under the floor.
Dutch टट्टू 57: It's just a huge group of fish. Get back to work.
Con: *gets to parking lot*
Dutch Ponies: *Drive car into parking lot*
Guard: Halt.
Dutch Ponies: *Stop*
Guard: Frank, good to see you. Follow me to your seats. *walks in opera house*
Frank: *Follows Guard*
Yolo: *Follow Frank*
Pogo: *Follows Yolo*
David: *Follows Pogo*
Max: *Follows David*
Con: *Gets to ladder, and climbs up*

In the opera house

Guard: *Shows seats* Enjoy the दिखाना gentlemen.
Frank: Thank you.

Song: link

Con: *grabs sniper rifle* It's a good thing S made this scope that can record conversations from far distances. *Aims राइफल at Frank*
Yolo: We have to get those drugs into Stalliongrad within five days.
Frank: We'll get it, don't worry.
Max: Well, w-what if we fail?
Frank: आप bastard, we won't fail. David, what do आप think?
Con: I think आप need to find a और private area to meet.
Frank: Who's there? आप कहा this was a secure area!
Max: I don't know what's going on!
Frank: Alright. Look for the टट्टू that just कहा that.
Con: *shoots frank*
Yolo: Where did that come from?
Max: It must be a sniper.
Con: *Kills Max*
Yolo: Get out of here, quickly! *Runs away*
David: Get that sniper!
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir.
Dutch Snipers: *Get on rooftop*
Con: *Shoots a sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: I see him!
Con: *Shoots third sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: *Falls off roof*
Dutch Sniper 4: That's it. We need rockets to take him out.
Dutch Sniper 1: Are आप sure?
Dutch Sniper 4: Don't सवाल me, just do it!
Dutch Ponies: *Grab rocket launchers*
Con: *Shoots Dutch Sniper 4*
Dutch टट्टू 109: *Shoots rocket*
Dutch Sniper 4: आप missed, try again.
Con: *Shoots sniper*
Dutch Sniper 4: *falls on Dutch टट्टू 109*
Dutch टट्टू 109: *Shoots rocket*

The rocket hit part of the roof Con was on, and it was falling towards the ground.

Con: *Running to चोटी, शीर्ष of roof* I gotta make it before this part of the roof hits the ground *Jumps onto other part of roof* I made it. *Falling again* AAAAAH!!! *Grabs rope* I must get back on the roof! *Climbing rope*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Lowering rope*

Con was climbing as fast as he could, but with the rope being lowered towards the ground, Con wasn't moving anywhere.

Con: *Climbing very fast*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Lowering rope faster*
Con: *Climbing his fastest*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Lowering rope his fastest*
Dutch टट्टू 34: How much rope is there?!
Dutch टट्टू 356: Enough to be as long as ten limos.
Dutch टट्टू 34: Keep lowering the rope!
Dutch टट्टू 356: Oh shit. *Lowering rope*
Dutch टट्टू 34: *Helps lower rope*
Dutch टट्टू 356: Thanks for your help. Now this rope will go down faster.
Con: *Climbing his fastest, and looks down* The end of that rope goes in the water.
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: AAAAAHHH!! *Climbing his fastest* Okay, fuck it *Shoots Dutch टट्टू 356*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Holding on rope, and falls*
Con: Ooh.
Dutch टट्टू 34: *Runs away*
Con: Of course. *Falling*
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: *teleports in parking*

The opera house then blew up, and fell apart.

Con: Well, that wasn't my fault. *Runs away*

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run द्वारा thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: दिखाना business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful दिन in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering और ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: आप really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot आप in the arm! Why aren't आप bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over द्वारा the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* और like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do आप need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that आप know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up और stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw आप enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are आप doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws प्रशंसक into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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The अगला दिन in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" कहा a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" कहा another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" कहा a बछेड़ा as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are आप crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* आप RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and इंद्रधनुष Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't आप three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire बंदूकों at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging द्वारा who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles या Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could आप help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first टट्टू fic! Tell me what आप think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are आप doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild जानवर and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt द्वारा them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods द्वारा truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye:...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
There's a lot और where this came from ;)
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my little टट्टू
माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony कहा "Let's go this way!" And I कहा "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my फ्रेंड्स to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are आप 0007?
Con: Yes. And आप are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do आप need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! आप weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make आप smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't आप be घर right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So आप think आप can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: आप better believe it.
Toby: And आप won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all द्वारा myself. You, Tim, and everypony will प्यार it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*

Gran Turismo...
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"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"

"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant या invisible they feel."

"There's over a million पुस्तकें in here."

"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before आप a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."

"...Or I can just go, and आप never have to see me again."
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor