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posted by Seanthehedgehog
P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: आप had to kill him. आप couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well आप better if आप want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a टट्टू named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: आप know what you're doing?
Con: Getting valuable information for you.
P: We need to know what they're up to.
Con: And I'll find out for you. *Sees water under floor* Hmmm *Swims under floor* (I got to get to some sort of ladder, and find which area Frank is sitting in.)
Dutch Pony: *Looks in water* Hey, I see something under the floor.
Dutch टट्टू 57: It's just a huge group of fish. Get back to work.
Con: *gets to parking lot*
Dutch Ponies: *Drive car into parking lot*
Guard: Halt.
Dutch Ponies: *Stop*
Guard: Frank, good to see you. Follow me to your seats. *walks in opera house*
Frank: *Follows Guard*
Yolo: *Follow Frank*
Pogo: *Follows Yolo*
David: *Follows Pogo*
Max: *Follows David*
Con: *Gets to ladder, and climbs up*

In the opera house

Guard: *Shows seats* Enjoy the दिखाना gentlemen.
Frank: Thank you.

Song: link

Con: *grabs sniper rifle* It's a good thing S made this scope that can record conversations from far distances. *Aims राइफल at Frank*
Yolo: We have to get those drugs into Stalliongrad within five days.
Frank: We'll get it, don't worry.
Max: Well, w-what if we fail?
Frank: आप bastard, we won't fail. David, what do आप think?
Con: I think आप need to find a और private area to meet.
Frank: Who's there? आप कहा this was a secure area!
Max: I don't know what's going on!
Frank: Alright. Look for the टट्टू that just कहा that.
Con: *shoots frank*
Yolo: Where did that come from?
Max: It must be a sniper.
Con: *Kills Max*
Yolo: Get out of here, quickly! *Runs away*
David: Get that sniper!
Dutch Ponies: Yes sir.
Dutch Snipers: *Get on rooftop*
Con: *Shoots a sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: I see him!
Con: *Shoots third sniper*
Dutch Sniper 3: *Falls off roof*
Dutch Sniper 4: That's it. We need rockets to take him out.
Dutch Sniper 1: Are आप sure?
Dutch Sniper 4: Don't सवाल me, just do it!
Dutch Ponies: *Grab rocket launchers*
Con: *Shoots Dutch Sniper 4*
Dutch टट्टू 109: *Shoots rocket*
Dutch Sniper 4: आप missed, try again.
Con: *Shoots sniper*
Dutch Sniper 4: *falls on Dutch टट्टू 109*
Dutch टट्टू 109: *Shoots rocket*

The rocket hit part of the roof Con was on, and it was falling towards the ground.

Con: *Running to चोटी, शीर्ष of roof* I gotta make it before this part of the roof hits the ground *Jumps onto other part of roof* I made it. *Falling again* AAAAAH!!! *Grabs rope* I must get back on the roof! *Climbing rope*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Lowering rope*

Con was climbing as fast as he could, but with the rope being lowered towards the ground, Con wasn't moving anywhere.

Con: *Climbing very fast*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Lowering rope faster*
Con: *Climbing his fastest*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Lowering rope his fastest*
Dutch टट्टू 34: How much rope is there?!
Dutch टट्टू 356: Enough to be as long as ten limos.
Dutch टट्टू 34: Keep lowering the rope!
Dutch टट्टू 356: Oh shit. *Lowering rope*
Dutch टट्टू 34: *Helps lower rope*
Dutch टट्टू 356: Thanks for your help. Now this rope will go down faster.
Con: *Climbing his fastest, and looks down* The end of that rope goes in the water.
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: AAAAAHHH!! *Climbing his fastest* Okay, fuck it *Shoots Dutch टट्टू 356*
Dutch टट्टू 356: *Holding on rope, and falls*
Con: Ooh.
Dutch टट्टू 34: *Runs away*
Con: Of course. *Falling*
Sharks: *Waiting for Con*
Con: *teleports in parking*

The opera house then blew up, and fell apart.

Con: Well, that wasn't my fault. *Runs away*

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, आप finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's क्रिस्मस List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got और important news.
Tom: Yes. In the पूर्व episode, we forgot...
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CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were और writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest क्रीपीपास्ता ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that कपकेक has some of the greastest प्रशंसक वीडियो and प्रशंसक sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 शीर्षक Screen
Title Screen
Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know आप spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...
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posted by DragonAura15
 "If there's anything आप want to talk about... "
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to शामिल होइए your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. आप see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, या else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's और like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good दिन to आप ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't आप a little too...
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