Heh, just part one of several billion NoahXMe drabbles xD
Me and Noah had gotten voted off weeks ago, and the setting is at the Playa de Losers at night.
HA! Take THAT NoCo fans! ^^
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I was in my hotel bed, checking my e-mail and nearly falling asleep, when I heard a scream from outside. Suddenly, something flew through my window at lightning speed and slammed into my dresser. My scrapbooks fell on चोटी, शीर्ष of the UFO and I heard a grumble of pain.
I slowly got out of बिस्तर and inched toward the mound. Nearly feet away from it, the पुस्तकें slipped to the floor and I saw Noah, rubbing his head with a bruising left eye pulsing grossly.
He opened his eyes and saw me standing there with my hands on my hips. "I can explain..."
"I sure as heck hope आप can, Noah." I helped him up and gently touched his eye with one finger. He cried out and his hands flew up to the eye. "Who punched you?"
He winced and looked at himself in my mirror. "Ouch.” He shuddered. “Eva did it after I refused to हटाइए one measly inch." He rolled his eyes. "She has a death wish, I tell you."
"If आप weren't my wimpy friend, then I would tell her आप कहा that for my own amusement." He scowled at me, and I giggled. "Come on, let's go downstairs and find some ice."
"A raw स्टेक helps it better."
"Don't be picky. Chris isn't rich enough to keep his losers happy."
He raised an eyebrow. "We're in a five तारा, स्टार hotel on a paradise of an island."
"I mean opinion-wise. Now shush," I scolded, "and हटाइए it." I snuck my जैकेट on and pushed him out the door.
"NOAH, THERE'S और WHERE THAT CAME FROM, आप LITTLE WUSS!" I heard someone yell from outside. Noah gasped and grabbed onto my arm.
"Calm down, I'll talk to her," I whispered, shaking him off.
"She'll kill me either way, the psycho..."
"See? Now that's the kind of talk that got आप stuck here with her in the first place."
"But it's true," he hissed, looking around as if Eva was listening. "She hates me."
"Whose fault is that?"
"Hers, in a way."
I smacked his arm playfully. "How does your leg feel?"
"What do आप mean?"
"It was the first thing to collide with my dresser. Sit down and let me take a look." He hunched down on the floor, against the दीवार where the elevators lied. I kneeled अगला to him on the ground. I pressed on his knee टोपी and he winced. "That hurts?"
"Duh." I lifted his pant leg up to his knee and gasped.
"Dude, आप have a huge bruise above your ankle." I shuddered and fell to my butt. “It’s so dark and black...” I shuddered again.
"That explains why it hurts. Now stop gawking at it and let's get that ice." He slipped the pant leg back down and stood up, pressing the down button of the elevator.
When the elevator doors opened, Noah screamed and hid behind me. Glaring at him murderously was Eva.
"Come here, wimp, I have business to finish with you!" she shouted, and started toward him. I blocked her way, and she growled at me. "Get out of my way. I'm not done with him."
"I'm sorry, Eva, for whatever he did to you, but आप do know he could die from those hands of yours, right?" I smirked.
"Don't test her patience, stupid!" Noah scolded from behind me.
"Your point?" Eva grimaced, popping her knuckles. My hands trembled.
"I'm just saying, आप can take your anger out on something else." I glanced behind me and continued. "Whenever somebody makes me mad, I go to my room and पंच the hell outta my pillow. आप not only keep your cool while solving your problem in private, but आप save someone from getting killed." I लपेटें my arms around Noah and put a sappy expression on my face. "Poor Noah here doesn't have much time left if आप keep beating on him like this," I gushed, sticking my bottom lip out in a pouting fashion, and she sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Whatever." She walked past us and slammed her door to her room. All was silent for a moment.
"Well, that was cool." I giggled.
"You were about to scream in fear," Noah smirked, crossing him arms all coolly.
I growled and kicked his shin. He whimperd and hunched over to guard his knee. “Remember; I’m still the strong one.”
He raspberried at me and limped into the elevator.
~
Me and Noah had gotten voted off weeks ago, and the setting is at the Playa de Losers at night.
HA! Take THAT NoCo fans! ^^
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I was in my hotel bed, checking my e-mail and nearly falling asleep, when I heard a scream from outside. Suddenly, something flew through my window at lightning speed and slammed into my dresser. My scrapbooks fell on चोटी, शीर्ष of the UFO and I heard a grumble of pain.
I slowly got out of बिस्तर and inched toward the mound. Nearly feet away from it, the पुस्तकें slipped to the floor and I saw Noah, rubbing his head with a bruising left eye pulsing grossly.
He opened his eyes and saw me standing there with my hands on my hips. "I can explain..."
"I sure as heck hope आप can, Noah." I helped him up and gently touched his eye with one finger. He cried out and his hands flew up to the eye. "Who punched you?"
He winced and looked at himself in my mirror. "Ouch.” He shuddered. “Eva did it after I refused to हटाइए one measly inch." He rolled his eyes. "She has a death wish, I tell you."
"If आप weren't my wimpy friend, then I would tell her आप कहा that for my own amusement." He scowled at me, and I giggled. "Come on, let's go downstairs and find some ice."
"A raw स्टेक helps it better."
"Don't be picky. Chris isn't rich enough to keep his losers happy."
He raised an eyebrow. "We're in a five तारा, स्टार hotel on a paradise of an island."
"I mean opinion-wise. Now shush," I scolded, "and हटाइए it." I snuck my जैकेट on and pushed him out the door.
"NOAH, THERE'S और WHERE THAT CAME FROM, आप LITTLE WUSS!" I heard someone yell from outside. Noah gasped and grabbed onto my arm.
"Calm down, I'll talk to her," I whispered, shaking him off.
"She'll kill me either way, the psycho..."
"See? Now that's the kind of talk that got आप stuck here with her in the first place."
"But it's true," he hissed, looking around as if Eva was listening. "She hates me."
"Whose fault is that?"
"Hers, in a way."
I smacked his arm playfully. "How does your leg feel?"
"What do आप mean?"
"It was the first thing to collide with my dresser. Sit down and let me take a look." He hunched down on the floor, against the दीवार where the elevators lied. I kneeled अगला to him on the ground. I pressed on his knee टोपी and he winced. "That hurts?"
"Duh." I lifted his pant leg up to his knee and gasped.
"Dude, आप have a huge bruise above your ankle." I shuddered and fell to my butt. “It’s so dark and black...” I shuddered again.
"That explains why it hurts. Now stop gawking at it and let's get that ice." He slipped the pant leg back down and stood up, pressing the down button of the elevator.
When the elevator doors opened, Noah screamed and hid behind me. Glaring at him murderously was Eva.
"Come here, wimp, I have business to finish with you!" she shouted, and started toward him. I blocked her way, and she growled at me. "Get out of my way. I'm not done with him."
"I'm sorry, Eva, for whatever he did to you, but आप do know he could die from those hands of yours, right?" I smirked.
"Don't test her patience, stupid!" Noah scolded from behind me.
"Your point?" Eva grimaced, popping her knuckles. My hands trembled.
"I'm just saying, आप can take your anger out on something else." I glanced behind me and continued. "Whenever somebody makes me mad, I go to my room and पंच the hell outta my pillow. आप not only keep your cool while solving your problem in private, but आप save someone from getting killed." I लपेटें my arms around Noah and put a sappy expression on my face. "Poor Noah here doesn't have much time left if आप keep beating on him like this," I gushed, sticking my bottom lip out in a pouting fashion, and she sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Whatever." She walked past us and slammed her door to her room. All was silent for a moment.
"Well, that was cool." I giggled.
"You were about to scream in fear," Noah smirked, crossing him arms all coolly.
I growled and kicked his shin. He whimperd and hunched over to guard his knee. “Remember; I’m still the strong one.”
He raspberried at me and limped into the elevator.
~
chris;ok,jakie left for an early vaca,so,im not gonna दिखाना your days off on TV
zoe:why?
chris:its getting boring.
katie:oh,so आप saying our lives are boring?!
chris:yes. Todays subjcct will be PE,now, og eat your breakfast and meet chef in the field.
chef:okay!today,i want switch some people on the teams.zoe,youll switch with jared.
brooke:yeah!!!
trent:oh,damn it.
zoe:why?
chef:why not?denise,youll switch with,with sumer.
cc brooke:great,we लॉस्ट are smartest player!wait,shes not good at sports,so,shell get voted off,no noe will have her,then!
cc sumer:no!im on the different team as trent!no!
chef:ok,now that thats all done,we will begin
zoe:why?
chris:its getting boring.
katie:oh,so आप saying our lives are boring?!
chris:yes. Todays subjcct will be PE,now, og eat your breakfast and meet chef in the field.
chef:okay!today,i want switch some people on the teams.zoe,youll switch with jared.
brooke:yeah!!!
trent:oh,damn it.
zoe:why?
chef:why not?denise,youll switch with,with sumer.
cc brooke:great,we लॉस्ट are smartest player!wait,shes not good at sports,so,shell get voted off,no noe will have her,then!
cc sumer:no!im on the different team as trent!no!
chef:ok,now that thats all done,we will begin
kari was snowboarding waiting for everyone else to wake up.
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my टोस्ट kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my टोस्ट kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!
brooke:*sees note* met me in the woods,duncan.okay.
gwen:*sitting under a tree*
duncan:hey
gwen:oh,hey
duncan:what are आप doing?
gwen:nothin,you
duncan:waiting for brooke to come.
gwen:okay,*sigh*
duncan:whats wrong?
gwen:i heard trent was gonna ask me out again,and,i might have कहा yes,and sumer already asked him and he कहा yes.
duncan:if he liked you,he would have कहा no
gwen:youre right.
duncan:*put arm around gwen*
gwen:thanks for cheering me up.
DUNCAN:no prob.
look at the pic to see what happens next.
brooke:duncan?duncan,i got your HUH!*tears run down face*
chris:oh,no. what will happen next?find out after the break!
now i know the pic is stuck,here the link.
link
k, since i was bored and NO ONE left a comment,i picked for them AGAIN.
chris:you have all casted your votes,if i call your name,please stand over there.courtney,brooke,dj,izzy,youre safe. Denise,katie,lizzie,and zoe,your safe.
the alst two,jim,and duncan,the final marshmellow goes to*dramatic music*...................................................DUNCAN!
brooke:YEAH!*hugs him*
jim:but,what did i do?
zoe:we just dont like you.
jim:okay,but before i leave,id like to say,that,zoe,i liked you
all:WHAT?
jim:i was gonna ask आप out but,i was too scared.
zoe:i would have कहा no.
duncan:told you!
chris:well, thats all, see the behind drama,next on Total,drama,highschool!
chris:you have all casted your votes,if i call your name,please stand over there.courtney,brooke,dj,izzy,youre safe. Denise,katie,lizzie,and zoe,your safe.
the alst two,jim,and duncan,the final marshmellow goes to*dramatic music*...................................................DUNCAN!
brooke:YEAH!*hugs him*
jim:but,what did i do?
zoe:we just dont like you.
jim:okay,but before i leave,id like to say,that,zoe,i liked you
all:WHAT?
jim:i was gonna ask आप out but,i was too scared.
zoe:i would have कहा no.
duncan:told you!
chris:well, thats all, see the behind drama,next on Total,drama,highschool!