गूगल Translate Sings: "Wrecking Ball" द्वारा Miley Cyrus (PARODY)

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Bored in Class, या just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

posted by karpach_13

1)Devise a secret code with your फ्रेंड्स then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask सवालों so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s सवालों in slow motion 2)Answer सवालों only with one word
3)Scream बिना सोचे समझे words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” या “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer सवालों in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...

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Kitty pow wow:How to deal with a cheating boyfriend

posted by meow_girl

Hayley

WARNING:The following लेख contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One दिन at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a साल ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well आप don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James आप creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...

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The truth about पिकाचू

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if आप look closely पिकाचू has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
____________________________________
Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight आप fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his खाना up.Pikachu...

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How To Annoy Your Roommate 3!

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring आप food.

3. Spill a lot of बीयर, बियर on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five मिनटों out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a हम्सटर as a pet. Buy a blender,...

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one आप may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, द्वारा today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. कोट्स from my प्रिय show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know आप could play Twister all द्वारा yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know आप could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: आप spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he या she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that आप can see that आप di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: आप spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and आप know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO प्यार AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, आप stay since आप live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO आप wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater प्रशंसक then आप might not wanna read this but if आप do and it affends आप then leave a टिप्पणी दे and i can tell आप in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned आप so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and पालना it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. पालना in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first लेख I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 साल old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If आप met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know आप don't hit when आप don't get what आप want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's और but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what आप think in टिप्पणियाँ please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that आप can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can तारीख, दिनांक Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do आप realize how crazy and gross a lot of प्रशंसकों are???? Here is a gross लेख about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached द्वारा “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an ई मेल to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new प्रिय song, just so आप know. omg ;i wrote और in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, गिलहरी clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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My REALLY बिना सोचे समझे Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do आप like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do आप like ponies?

User: Yes. But, यूनिकॉर्न are better.

Cleverbot: यूनिकॉर्न aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE आप SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: आप कहा यूनिकॉर्न aren't real. :( I thought आप were my friend....

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The Tale of King Ramses - क्रीपीपास्ता

posted by slenderman777

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a दिखाना on Cartoon Network when it actually had mostly good shows (It aired from 1999-2002). It was cancelled after 4 seasons but it's shown on Cartoon Network sporadically.

One episode in particular that scared a lot of us was King Ramses'' Curse. But does anyone really know King Ramses' backstory? Not really. That's where I come in. About 3 weeks ago, a friend of mine named Ted sent me a link to a website. It was the Cartoon Network website but there was something off about it.

It was darker than I had last remembered it, and द्वारा that I mean dark colors. It had been...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 10 most villainous moments of Spongebob..

posted by Canada24

I still find this दिखाना quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the बाम मछली, मछली is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely....

The Ed Edd n Eddy Theory - क्रीपीपास्ता

posted by slenderman777

We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be लॉस्ट on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since...

Beware Omegle - क्रीपीपास्ता

posted by slenderman777

Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn आप of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of आप have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their कचरा, जंक, रद्दी on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this...

I need to say something about the "Random things to say when everyone is not talking" लेख

posted by slenderman777

Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my पासवर्ड for फैन्पॉप and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the टिप्पणियाँ and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being कहा i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my पासवर्ड so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if आप see some retarded post made द्वारा me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day

for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if आप don't believe me then find your choice.

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