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At least a dozen times a दिन आप hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say आप hate society, आप say आप can’t stand it. आप say आप hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people आप see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, आप all are. आप were born this way, आप will die this way. आप are society, and society is you. आप are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years पूर्व with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's दिन in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the चोटी, शीर्ष spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Awesome
Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the चोटी, शीर्ष
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT द्वारा U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe आप 3 cans of your प्रिय soda.
2. आप find a four leaf clover

3. आप are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. आप get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I प्यार you.

6. आप find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 और people followed आप on twitter

9. आप meet your fav celebrity.

10. आप get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that दिखाना आप have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that दिखाना आप have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture वैंपायर and scary फिल्में in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I प्यार this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on डिज़्नी channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a दिखाना that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I प्यार this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the डिज़्नी channel. I प्यार the characters. It's interesting and funny, I प्यार that its not a typical डिज़्नी comedy and I प्यार that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and कोट्स and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If आप don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause आप are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. आप think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde या skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of कैन्डी
7. आप can do anything-but not everything
8. आप may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell आप a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told आप to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If आप die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The लोकप्रिय girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my कमीज, शर्ट on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If आप are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some बिना सोचे समझे guy/girl = Is this सीट empty?
आप = Yes and this one will be too if आप sit here.

I'll write और soon!!!
 Emmanuel रे as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. चित्र courtesy फल District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel रे will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted द्वारा actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted द्वारा Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits अगला Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have आप tried दिखा रहा है him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like आप - very homosexually.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - मछली Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first दिन of 7th grade I was so excited to see my फ्रेंड्स after summer yay. Well the first दिन of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my फ्रेंड्स Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m घर and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She कहा “I might come back to page अगला semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! आप call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! आप DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All आप are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has और dick! I have an army of Red Coats! आप have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so आप guy will need a babysitter!


*10 मिनटों later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 मिनटों later*
Amber:I wuv चाय parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are आप doing?
Amber:Having a चाय party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President या Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a साल plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This बत्तख, बतख walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the बत्तख, बतख leaves.

The अगला day, the बत्तख, बतख returns and asks, "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the बत्तख, बतख leaves.

The दिन after that, the बत्तख, बतख walks in the store again and asks "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told आप no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if आप come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every दिन at school is the same
2. आप never know if your braids look digusting या not
3. आप are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. आप would like to think that people notice या even think about आप but आप are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows या cares about
5. आप worry people will write nasty टिप्पणियाँ on your फैन्पॉप लेख that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all आप do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When आप only really have like 3 फ्रेंड्स at school and 2 of them...
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The दिखाना SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The दिखाना SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed द्वारा a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine मिनटों of the दिखाना may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob या Caillou, in which तस्वीरें change और slowly, या to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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I'm putting two funny लेखाए together in one, hope आप enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I प्यार deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would आप know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what आप need, and I'll tell you...
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