Navajo Es magico (You don't have to undertand it आप just have to watch)

When आप are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When आप are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When आप are dating..... He takes आप out to have a good time.
When आप are married ....He brings घर a 6 pack, and says "What are आप going to drink?"

When आप are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When आप are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When आप are dating..... A Single बिस्तर for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When आप are married ....A King size बिस्तर feels like an army cot.

When आप are dating..... आप are turned on at the sight of him naked....

*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*


I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I कहा as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a सेकंड i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...