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okay i decided to do this to prove to all आप twilight प्रेमी who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's सवाल asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So आप know i didn't include anything about the war between those who प्यार and those who hate twilight या anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to तारीख, दिनांक him, we were the perfect couple, until last साल after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class अगला to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be लेखन to pen pals from लंडन England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today आप are going to...
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A लोमड़ी, फॉक्स has been unmasked as the mystery thief of और than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities कहा Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's मांद, डेन and found a trove of जूते down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," कहा a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a लोमड़ी, लोमडी चुरा लिया them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When आप sleep over never boss me around in बिस्तर unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If आप don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” या “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If आप want sex, just ask. (In case आप didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new फ्रेंड्स and they lived happily ever after.
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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the चोटी, शीर्ष of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long दिन of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill कहा to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task द्वारा concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped गाना and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in और 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut घास makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be और अगला week.
posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake प्यार notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near आप falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the फूल girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure आप disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call आप repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure आप set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill चॉकलेट fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid हटाइए द्वारा getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your फ्रेंड्स hit आप on the back and spit out a piece of white gum या a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until आप have $20 या more.
#7 If आप have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do शिशु come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob या संगीत videos.
#4 Go around गाना the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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