Steve

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would आप mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs आप and takes a little something off आप would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are आप sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If आप say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all आप want, not like I care if आप are या aren't...As long as आप don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him या erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If आप want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go आगे when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the गिटार for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If आप get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

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OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are आप walking?
So, Annie are आप walking?
Are आप walking Annie?
Annie are आप walking?
So, Annie are आप walking?
Are आप walking?
Annie are आप walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE आप WALKING???!!!!
ARE आप WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are आप walking?
With your dentist
Are...

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that आप are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the बिस्तर holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say आप know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors द्वारा your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as आप can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring आप riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: आप crave attention, आप absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, आप may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because द्वारा being a retard online आप can get all the attention आप need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If आप want to be a retard आप must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four सवालों to determine the level of your intellect.
Your उत्तरों must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating या wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: आप are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in सेकंड place.
In which position are आप now?

Answer:
If आप answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. आप overtook the सेकंड runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the अगला सवाल try not to be so dumb.
2 : If आप overtake the last...

A Nice दिन To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the घास to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot और fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the दिखाना is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If आप look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Hog", या perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells आप a joke and आप say "LOL".

3. आप watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. आप have called out someone's screen name while making प्यार to your significant other.

5. आप keep begging your फ्रेंड्स to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. आप have to get a 2d phone line just so आप can call पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा Hut.

9. आप go into labour and आप stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...