बिना सोचे समझे लेखाए | Original लेखाए on फैन्पॉप

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Giselle: हे joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi

And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.

Later that day...
Sammy: हे miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed द्वारा freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i कहा who
Miranda: d****t sammy

And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive आप this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah

i कहा that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?

And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia

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stupid सवालों to ask someone?

posted by yukikiyruu

Funny Stupid सवालों to Ask People
What happens when आप get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If आप write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If प्यार is blind, why is लेडीज़ इनवेअर so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come आप get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come...

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Which Superhero Would Make the Best Boyfriend?

posted by फैन्पॉप

This लेख was written द्वारा फैन्पॉप guest contributor Stacee R.

Being rescued द्वारा a superhero is every girl’s ultimate fantasy. Admit it! Whether या not you’re a damsel in distress, the thought of having a hunky hero sweep आप off your feet will make girl blush. All relationships really are about finding that special someone who’s a “superhero” in your eyes. However, what if dating a real superhero was an option? Who would आप pick? Who would be the best boyfriend? Here’s a countdown to the चोटी, शीर्ष Five Best Superhero Boyfriends and why they are so super!

5. Aquaman

Coming in at number five...

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I got और JonTron कोट्स

posted by Canada24

#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest आप read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming या killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could आप say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...

Six Shooters 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side द्वारा side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now आप understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look आगे to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
---
Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...

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Most Unimaginable Medieval Torture Devices

posted by Stalag

SAW TORTURE

In this method, the victim is hung upside down, so that the blood will rush to their heads and keep them conscious during the long torture. The torturer would then saw through the victims’ bodies until they were completely sawed in half. Most were cut up only in their abdomen to prolong their agony.

WOODEN HORSE/SPANISH DONKEY

One of the torture devices during the Spanish Inquisition and medieval ages, this is probably one of the most gruesome of them all. The victim is put astride, naked, on a donkey-like apparatus, which is actually a vertical wooden board with a sharp V-wedge...

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Mr enter rant

posted by mountaindewman

Now, this is story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, when i watched all of his वीडियो and realised taking crticsism he can't . let me tell आप about my mr enter rant.
NOTE: THIS WILL BE ACTAUL FACTS . NOT NITPICKS.

First of all, he is copying off of another reviewer. in 2011 a man named his series " Animated Atrocites." in 2013 Mr Enter कहा " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAVE CAME UP WITH THE HIGHLY ORIGINAL NAME! ANIMATED ATROCITES!" Then i go on the man's वीडियो and people are saying " WOW. way to copy mr enter!" just shows आप how stupid his dumbass प्रशंसकों are.

Secondly. He is...

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What we learn from SpongeBob

posted by CorporalSununu

1. Appreciate your life... SB has almost no pay, his neighbors hates him, he is the living definition of being friendzoned, and his घोंघा, घोंघे is smarter than him...yeah.
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good दिन to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!

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सूची of All Versions of Numa Numa

posted by zanhar1

और Numa than आप ever wanted to hear. लिंक्स to every single Numa song I could find. You're welcome, या maybe not. Here ya'll go.

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link (This one is hilarious)

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link (This one's great too)

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Funny/ dirty pick up lines.

posted by LocalArtistist

Do आप work at Subway? Because आप just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do आप want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang आप on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but आप can expect और than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't आप like pizza?
Do आप work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw आप checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...

3

Dex Hamilton: Alien Entomologist

posted by warriorcats02

Series Synopsis:

It is the साल 3000. Young Entomologist Dex Hamilton is called upon to help when alien insects that were crawling through the galaxy create a dangerous rift between Humans and bugs. Across faraway galaxies Dex will journey, along with 3 companions, Zap Monogan, Jenny 10 , and Tung, "the fantastic frog-boy."

Dex Hamilton:

18 साल old Dex Hamilton is an entomologist, या a person who studies bugs. He owns the habitat, which his father, Winston Hamiton, had owned before. Winston had disapeared mysteriously, leaving the habitat to his son, Dex. The habitat stores all different kinds...

4

Spread A Little Love.

posted by DramaQueen1020

Spread A Little Love

These are my देखा गया and thoughts about being a straight christian, but still supporting gay rights.

I wear a cross. It's a little golden पार करना, क्रॉस with a tiny ruby in the middle, being I'm born in July, and that's my birthstone. It's a girt from my mom, and I might pass it on to the अगला generation when I grow up. It's very special to me. I wear it all the time unless I'm swimming या bathing. I wear it in performances (I'm an actress-to-be and I play violin at school). Even when I was in a play about the ancient greek gods, I wore it under my robes. My whole family is part italian,...

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He dont know (poem) द्वारा spunkyonyx

posted by spunkyonyx

Poem i worte before i got together with my boyfriend!!!

When did my feelings get so deep
Why did they take that big long leap
Going from friend to crush
What a rush
And I don't think he knows

Since when did his smile make me go weak
Since when did his tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me wonder woman I guess they were wrong
And I don't think he knows

When he talks I cant help but watch his lips
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
And I cant help but wonder if he even knows

His...

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सूची of pointless superpowers 2

posted by Insane4ever

Hello this is my 2nd सूची of pointless superpowers enjoy....

1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when आप are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body

thank आप for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers

p.s. Can u प्रशंसक this if u like it pls??!!?!

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how to annoy your teacher

posted by melcu

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as आप walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at आप for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like एल (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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MY चोटी, शीर्ष 22 JONTRON QUOTES: (because i’ve Been rewatching him, and just have too)

posted by Canada24

#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: आप know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS प्यार YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN आप DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...

Where Eagles Dare Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A तारा, स्टार Wars प्रशंसक Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...

1

Kurt and the Horsepocalypse

posted by TheMagicLoki

There once was a man, a young man named Kurt,
And he dug on a पहाड़ी, हिल a deep trench in the dirt,
To prepare for the horsepocalypse that would come,
For he did not deny its existence like some.

No threat would be larger, and no danger higher
Than when घोड़े attacked in great horse-balls of fire.
They'd roll down the mountains and fall from the sky,
And all those who had not been ready would die.
They'd crash into houses, whole buildings they'd tear,
And burn all the people, not one would they spare.
They'd crush all our armies, destroy what they please,
And decimate great world leaders with ease.
All people,...

1

Nick's Funny Jokes

posted by BlondLionEzel

हे it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
To दिखाना that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do आप make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do आप call a giant, clumsy, atomic रे breathing lizard?
Godspilla!

5. Why did the Annoying नारंगी, ऑरेंज become so popular?
Because नारंगी, ऑरेंज is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!

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Hi...

posted by animelol

HAPPY NEW साल EVERYONE

OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new साल and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
या something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over द्वारा Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the समुद्र तट again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE समुद्र तट IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to लिंक्स and click on the link that says smosh.com!

BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!