बिना सोचे समझे लेखाए | Original लेखाए on फैन्पॉप

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posted by samuraibond005

I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains या dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat राइफल rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, या even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy द्वारा the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going घर afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...

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Why do all of my teachers look like लोकप्रिय characters?!

posted by childofaeolus

I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, या movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one पढ़ना teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's विवरण exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one दिन she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.

6th Grade:...

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50 Ways to get Assasinated

posted by JaseKS

50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave आप all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife या husband.

21) Torture a पेड़ infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 11 things to do when your house is on आग

posted by bubbletl

चोटी, शीर्ष 11 things to do when your house is on fire

1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini आप bought as it is going to be hot with आग and all आप know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when आप start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on आग with picture of your house: A formula which will make आप super लोकप्रिय
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about आग and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off आग till...

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what if there was just one और charicter in harry potter part 1

posted by fly210

nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers अगला to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. आप must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...

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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the सवाल link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of आप then look away when they turn around

Say आप have a sixth since where आप can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and आप should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is अभिनय the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are और than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has कहा that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that आप have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the सोफ़ा, सोफे "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do आप think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are कुत्ता cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do आप fish?:

Nope!

Are आप at the age where आप can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless आप try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do आप have a boyfriend या girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do आप know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have आप ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do आप have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have आप broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry या प्यार आप more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave आप with my ring and this last letter.
I have लॉस्ट myself and don't try to call me या come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to आप and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if आप let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and आप too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
आप will have your own life, everything आप wanted with you.
आप will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm बिस्तर when your old, knowing that आप did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I प्यार you, I प्यार आप so much...

~Reah

SilentForce's चोटी, शीर्ष 100 Power Ballads

posted by SilentForce

Hello,what's up guys and gals?SilentBorse is in the house(why do I even use this stupid intro?) and today I will be counting down my चोटी, शीर्ष 100 power ballads just because I felt like it.If आप प्यार power ballads the same way as I do than this is the right लेख for आप but if आप hate them आप should just kindly go away from this article.Also if आप expecting लिंक्स then I'm sorry because I was too lazy to add them.
Anyways I hope that आप will enjoy this article.Now lets start the list*takes deep breath*:
1.Europe-Open Your Heart
2.Scorpions-Still Loving You
3.Steelheart - She's Gone
4.Nitro-Don't...

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are आप busy?" या "Are आप doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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Quiz:Bet I can make आप say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first क्विज़ I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told आप I could make आप say 256.

OK,if आप कहा to yourself,"No.You कहा आप can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if आप didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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आप May Live In Michigan, Jeff Foxworthy

posted by x-menobsessed26

Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If आप consider it a sport to gather your खाना द्वारा drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all दिन hoping that the खाना will swim by, आप might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each साल because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, आप might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy क्वीन is closed from November through April, आप might live in Michigan .

If आप instinctively walk like a पेंगुइन for five months out of the year, आप might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

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When people call आप a nerd (dork,geek,loser etc.) and आप lose your confidence just click here! :)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because आप know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that आप must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who आप are and आप should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make आप feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

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आप know your a furry when...

posted by 12e444

आप know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your प्रिय character from तारा, स्टार Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled द्वारा Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, या Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your प्रिय female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS!!!!!

posted by breebree446

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding या happy
:-( depressed या frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool या sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...

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Furrball's Secret

posted by aldrine2016

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!

It was just a typical दिन at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky बत्तख, बतख walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught द्वारा their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the चोटी, शीर्ष of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as कहा before. He and Buster were instructed द्वारा their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, बत्तख, बतख season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...

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My thoughts on perfection.

posted by Renegade1765

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with आप guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...