Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do आप want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do आप प्यार me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have आप ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are आप even asking?
Girl - will आप किस me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will आप hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are आप crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is सेकंड्स cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence

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10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different जानवर

2: Freak out the other passengers द्वारा staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.

3: Tell the passengers that आप are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.

4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.

5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.

6: If someone asks आप your name, get all defensive like its a secret.

7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.

8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.

9: Sing बिना सोचे समझे songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.

10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.

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[1] I need to tell आप a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell आप is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] आप must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.

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FЯED Rockz! XD

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Stay tuned for II!!