Before Marriage
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do आप want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do आप प्यार me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have आप ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are आप even asking?
Girl - will आप किस me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will आप hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are आप crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is सेकंड्स cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence
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10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different जानवर
2: Freak out the other passengers द्वारा staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.
3: Tell the passengers that आप are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.
4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.
5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.
6: If someone asks आप your name, get all defensive like its a secret.
7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.
8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.
9: Sing बिना सोचे समझे songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.
10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.
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[1] I need to tell आप a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell आप is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] आप must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.
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♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber hater!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber lover!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Pokemon lover !!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--= Offical Pokemon HG/SS Gamer =--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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FЯED Rockz! XD
F.....
FЯ.....
FЯE.....
FЯED.....
FЯE.....
FЯ.....
F.....
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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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Stay tuned for II!!
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do आप want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do आप प्यार me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have आप ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are आप even asking?
Girl - will आप किस me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will आप hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are आप crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is सेकंड्स cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence
-----------------------
10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different जानवर
2: Freak out the other passengers द्वारा staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.
3: Tell the passengers that आप are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.
4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.
5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.
6: If someone asks आप your name, get all defensive like its a secret.
7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.
8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.
9: Sing बिना सोचे समझे songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.
10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.
-----------------------------
[1] I need to tell आप a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell आप is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] आप must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber hater!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber lover!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Pokemon lover !!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--= Offical Pokemon HG/SS Gamer =--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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FЯED Rockz! XD
F.....
FЯ.....
FЯE.....
FЯED.....
FЯE.....
FЯ.....
F.....
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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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Stay tuned for II!!
WENNNN....
a plane crashes-your cry/hit someone/shoota bird!
the lights go out-you turn them on agian
your bf says i प्यार you-what bf?/say wtf?since when?
GIVE ME MORE!-brittany!!/ewwwwww!leave brit!alone!
Do आप want a lolipop?-when?/haha
are आप okay?-NOOOOOO,im not ok i promise!/
the photos-i took/of nick ;)
what happen when...-idk was i awake?/nick tok his sunglasses off?
the best time to.....-stalk the night~/creeper
My fav.color is..-orange/red the color of the inside of a bird
did the sun fall?-yea!duh wtf?/for the mooon!
are आप hungry...?-I am!/cookies!!
Its bad when i..-think alot/hit small animals
the last thing i did was..-download music/drink
What im thinking now is..-god i hate that dude/laurens जवाब are horrible!
a plane crashes-your cry/hit someone/shoota bird!
the lights go out-you turn them on agian
your bf says i प्यार you-what bf?/say wtf?since when?
GIVE ME MORE!-brittany!!/ewwwwww!leave brit!alone!
Do आप want a lolipop?-when?/haha
are आप okay?-NOOOOOO,im not ok i promise!/
the photos-i took/of nick ;)
what happen when...-idk was i awake?/nick tok his sunglasses off?
the best time to.....-stalk the night~/creeper
My fav.color is..-orange/red the color of the inside of a bird
did the sun fall?-yea!duh wtf?/for the mooon!
are आप hungry...?-I am!/cookies!!
Its bad when i..-think alot/hit small animals
the last thing i did was..-download music/drink
What im thinking now is..-god i hate that dude/laurens जवाब are horrible!
U guys i need all of your help please?
kay i have 3 सवालों n i need 10 जवाब 4 each please i will need your help?
1st सवाल is... if आप found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would आप do n why?
2nd सवाल is... if आप could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last सवाल is... if ur I-Pod या cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and या help with this या else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
kay i have 3 सवालों n i need 10 जवाब 4 each please i will need your help?
1st सवाल is... if आप found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would आप do n why?
2nd सवाल is... if आप could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last सवाल is... if ur I-Pod या cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and या help with this या else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
This may seem hard to believe, but it's true: Justin Bieber's manager has been arrested for NOT tweeting.
Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.
In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven मिनटों after cops' request.
Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:
You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish आप were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter
Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.
In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven मिनटों after cops' request.
Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:
You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish आप were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter
