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"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a तकिया feather या a back scratcher, but was और like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped द्वारा a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the jungle woman brought help. Her entire family and troop memebers followed her all the way to the same पेड़ where she left me. When she and all of them looked up however, they were frightend. The leader of the tribe, a strong musclar man, commanded his troops to begin shooting arrows at the giant snake. The tribe fired their spears at the giant creature and the sight of fast, flying arrows got the snake panicked. With that said, the snake uncolied me and slithered fast up the tree. I took a gulp of air and sighed hardly. The woman climbed up the पेड़ and apologised for leaving me up there alone. I told her it was fine.

With a friendly smile, she grabbed my hand and told me to jump. With that, she and I jumped down from the पेड़ and to the ground. Once that was done, she introudeced me to her family as well as her tribe. The tribesmen were suprised to see me as well. They soon began interacting with me much easier too. After that, they all took me to their village.

Their village was a very big place. It was piled with tiny, tiki houses, children played around in the yards, and hard workers did their best to keep their pits cleaned and sharp. The woman also taught me the life story of the tribe and how they first lived on the island. She even mentioned the story about the meanacing creature that attacks them.

The creature's name was "Lukemba", the giant demon of the island. She even gave me a very good विवरण of what the beast looked like- it was 10 ft tall, had spiral horns, sharp teeth, and had beaming red eyes that if anyone stares at them, they would be turned into ashes. This story scared the ghost out of me. Even though I was a bit frightend, I knew I would count on her and her troops to protect me as well as each other. I also figured once I get use to their culture, I might become one of them as well, though getting back घर is important too.

While I was enjoying fun times in the tribe's village, about several feet from where the troop's घर was at, there was a huge swamp. This swamp was dark, murky, and stinky as well. Not very much activity goes on in these parts except for croaking frogs and screeching swamp birds. However, something did change in the swamp that very moment- for loud foot steps could be heard, echoing through the jungle. These beaming sounds scared every creature away. It was just then that the apperance of a pair of large, gargantuan feet appeared, colored green. The monster has appeared, and looks very hungry."
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Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' द्वारा Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor कहा we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The दिन आप left, I swore I'd never talk to आप again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always आप who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether आप are the driver, riding shotgun, या sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make कहा drive go द्वारा much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska या Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when आप are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the कहा sibling is...
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65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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