• A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
• If आप spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If आप hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing बैटमैन underwear and a सुपरमैन cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 द्वारा 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling प्रशंसक is on. A ceiling प्रशंसक can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit द्वारा a ceiling fan.
• When आप hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six साल old can start a आग with a flint rock even though a 36 साल old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four साल old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O आप put in a swimming pool आप still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials दिखाना they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the ओवन before आप turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The आग department in Austin, TX has a 5 मिनट response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make बिल्ली dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
• If आप spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If आप hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing बैटमैन underwear and a सुपरमैन cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 द्वारा 20 foot room.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling प्रशंसक is on. A ceiling प्रशंसक can hit a baseball a long way.
• The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit द्वारा a ceiling fan.
• When आप hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
• A six साल old can start a आग with a flint rock even though a 36 साल old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four साल old.
• Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O आप put in a swimming pool आप still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials दिखाना they do.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the ओवन before आप turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
• The आग department in Austin, TX has a 5 मिनट response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
• It will however make बिल्ली dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
once i was at a movie theater with my फ्रेंड्स gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are आप and we were like why dose it matter and he कहा no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like आप need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because आप get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!